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[harunayuuka2060]

MC: *got banned from making potions for a month*

Professor Crewel: What a pity. Of all the students you could prank...

MC: ...

MC: I can still use rituals.

Professor Crewel: ...

Professor Crewel: Pup-

MC: *has already finished drawing a magic circle*

Professor Crewel: PUP!

Crowley: WHO SUMMONED AN ALLIGATOR IN MY OFFICE?!

Professor Trein, Professor Vargas, and Sam: ...

Sam: That's the work of the little imp.

Professor Vargas: Haha! Such a huge alligator!

Professor Trein: Call MC here so we would know how to send this alligator back.

Sam: Has anyone noticed that the headmage is the only one this alligator is attacking?

Crowley: Bad alligator! Bad alligator!

The alligator: *wants to bite him*

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[harunayuuka2060]

MC: *has been practicing witchcraft since young; and could effectively make potions*

Professor Crewel: ...

Professor Crewel: Pup, do you know how to undo the effects of your love potion?

MC: Yes, of course.

Professor Crewel: State it immediately. Before Diamond and Clover end up kissing.

MC: You let them kiss.

Professor Crewel: ...

Professor Crewel: What?

MC: I know. It sounds tricky. But that's how it works.

Professor Crewel: ...

Professor Crewel: How many people have you put in an embarrassing situation like this?

MC: Tons.

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[harunayuuka2060]

MC: It takes more than a potion to change somebody.

Professor Trein: That is correct.

MC: You need three potions.

Professor Trein: ...

Professor Trein: Child—

MC: Or ten if the person is abusive.

Professor Trein: ...

The whole class: ...

Professor Trein: I think that's enough, MC. You can take your seat.

MC: Can I share my samples first to everyone? It cures envy.

Vil: ...

Vil: What the heck, potato— That's the same potion you gave me yesterday!

MC: Do you still feel competing with Neige LeBlanche?

Vil: ...

Vil: No.

MC: Great. It worked perfectly for you then.

Vil: ...

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[harunayuuka2060]

MC: So, how did you make your hair silver?

Silver: ...

Silver: This is my natural hair.

MC: No, it's not. You're blond.

Silver: ...

Silver: No. I don't think so.

MC: ...

MC: Let me see your roots.

Silver: I— No.

Lilia: ...

Lilia: How did they know?

MC: Come on, Silver-blond. Just tell me how you did it.

Silver: I don't know what to tell you. *sigh*

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[harunayuuka2060]

MC: *has released hundreds of ducks in Night Raven College*

Lilia: ...

Silver: ...

Sebek: WHAT IN GREAT SEVEN-

MC: These are my disciples!

The ducks: QUACKQUACKQUACK!

Professor Crewel: Pup, sometimes, I don't know if you are a genius or a fool.

Sam: I'd say the little imp is a genius fool.

MC: Thanks, Sam!

Professor Trein: Please do something about the ducks.

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[harunayuuka2060]

MC: ...

Malleus: ...

Malleus: What. have. you. DONE?

MC: ...

MC: You look good without horns-

Malleus: *glares*

MC: -or not...

MC: ...

MC: You can re-grow them if you drink this.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: Are you certain it would work?

MC: Yes. Here you go. You can trust me.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: *has no choice but to drink the other potion*

*He grew antlers.*

Malleus: *starts chasing them*

MC: *wheezes while running* *has developed a habit of pranking faes because of their old dragon companion*

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[harunayuuka2060]

Jamil: Sometimes, it makes me wonder... How on earth did you learn all those rituals and potion-making.

MC: It's not anything difficult.

MC: You just need to adopt every entity to be your parent, god-parent, or a distant relative.

Jamil: ...

Jamil: What the hell do you mean by that?

MC: ...

MC: *pulls out a massive directory*

Jamil: ...

Jamil: And you are close with ALL OF THEM?

MC: Pretty much.

MC: *has summoned their aunt banshee to help them with their homework*

The banshee: *pinching their cheek*

Kalim: Wow! Your aunt seems friendly!

MC: Yeah! But she used to attack me before. Though it was my fault. *laughs*

Kalim: ...

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[harunayuuka2060]

Sam: ...

MC: ...

MC: That worked all too well.

Sam: ...

Sam: Little imp, what in the world?

*His shadow friends gaining a body because of the potion MC spilled on them*

MC: ...

MC: Looks like you will have to call them 'Friends on this side' from now on.

Sam: Change them back, little imp. Please.

MC: But why?

Sam: They are crucial for my business. Plus, they are naked.

MC: Oh. Okay. Give me a sec.

Sam: Hurry before the shop opens.

MC: One of them looks good. Haven't thought of dating-

Sam: Little imp.

MC: Okay, okay! I'll proceed in making the antidote.

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