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#unfortunately ive ran out of photo space so i think this is enough for episode one
bathroom-sand · 2 years
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Bathroom-Sand’s BB Takeover!
Week One — Episode One
cast: @cantstand-bb @maxdoesbb @charlchen-moonves @artsy-man-today @captain--steve--rogers @stanningbb @julieeexcheeen @bitterjurorssavetheday @paras-atashnak @skyhawkstragedy @davonnesveto @flopbb24 @cirie-sandra-michaela @transpokenerd @marcdjr00
Hello everyone! I’m your host, Bathroom-Sand! I hope all of you are excited for a very special season of big brother!!!!! Ive decided to take… creative liberties with this season! Featuring my own twists that will flop in two weeks! There will be three episodes to each week! Following the basic premise of the actual show (🤢)! If you want a DR session make sure to leave a reply/reblog/comment/dm after each episode for me to include in the next episode! If not, no hard feelings! And please, remember to expect the unexpected!
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The first 5 houseguest to take the stage are cantstand-bb, maxdoesbb, charlchen-moonves, and captain--steve--rogers! One by one the houseguests enter the house.
Unfortunately for maxdoesbb, he enters the house first.
The houseguest are immediately greeted to a house full of fan. The kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and (yes) the Bathroom. They aren’t given much time to settle before they’re told to enter the backyard for the first part of the HOH competition.
The backyard is decorated like a classroom, outfitted with desk chairs, a chalkboard, and posters. Once there they are told to wait. In the meantime…
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charlchen-moonves and maxdoesbb exchange names and play a game of rock paper succors to kill time. charlchen-moonves wins the game and maxdoesbb stops talking to her.
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artsy-man-today, cantstand-bb, and CaptainSteveRogers share personal information about their lives. They come to an agreement to not put each other on the block if any of them win HOH.
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Group two enters the big brother house of sand comprised of julieeexcheeen, bitterjurorssavetheday, paras-atashnak, skyhawkstragedy, and davonnesveto. None of them are happy with the house. The group talks with one another but none of them make any promises regarding the competition. They exchange hometowns, careers, and the names of their pets. It’s all smiles (🤢)
They enter the backyard and join the first group of houseguests!
The HOH Competition
Welcome houseguests! You may have noticed by now that the backyard is designed like a classroom! That’s because this summer you’re not just playing big brother, you’re playing Big Brother: Schools Out! Right now you’ll be competing to win HOH! Winning HOH will guarantee you immunity for the week and allow you to nominate two of your classmates for expulsion! All houseguests, please line up by the back of the classroom. The objective is to grab the chalk at the front of the classroom and write “I will win big brother” 20 times. The chalk is located on the opposite side of the room along the chalk board. But BEWARE! At any moment, this robotic teacher can turn around! If the scanner detects any movement you’re out of the competition! Once across the room you may begin writing. Simple, right? But for those who don’t want that kind of power there’s an alternative! A hall pass! If you grab the hall pass you’ll be granted three weeks of immunity from the game! However, doing so will result in an immediate unknown school wide policy change! So be careful with your decision!
The competition starts! Many houseguests are tempted by the hall pass. It means laying low for a few weeks! davonnesveto has her eyes squarely on it, along with maxdoesbb, artsy-man-today, julieeexcheeen, and paras-atashnak…. But in the end
skyhawkstragedy GRABS THE HALL PASS. Houseguests are immediately annoyed but he assured them he genuinely thought it was the actual HOH. He claims that since so many were going for it he figured that was how you won. (
Only four houseguests were taking this seriously! These houseguests get their first and begin to write the phrase! (over and over and over) cantstand-bb charlchen-moonves, captain--steve--rogers, and bitterjurorssavetheday!
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bitterjurorssavetheday wins the competition!
Congratulations bitterjurorssavetheday! You are the new HOH! This means you’ll be staying in the HOH room for the week! The only room with no sand! My treat! This also means you will have to nominate two of your fellow houseguests for eviction! As a special twist (also my treat!), you will nominate one of those houseguests right now!
bitterjurorssavetheday feels awkward after being put on the spot. She decides that since 6/10 houseguests (10? Weird, that’s such a small number) decided to go for the hall pass, it’s only fair to nominate one of them. Unfortunately, bitterjurorssavetheday doesn’t actually know any of the houseguests by name. She decides to point at the houseguests she wants to nominate.
Each houseguest does their best to look super friendly and sweet! Unfortunately, some houseguests are more socially skilled than others.
bitterjurorssavetheday points out davonnesveto!
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davonnesveto’s plan of flying under the radar immediately fails as she is now the first nominee of the season (tragic).
But that’s not all…
skyhawkstragedy! Earlier you decided to grab yourself a hall pass! In doing so you have given yourself 3 weeks of safety (how tender). What you’ve also done is enforce a new policy at BB High! BB High has now accepted the admission of 4 new houseguests! (Oh that’s why there was only 10 of you?)
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flopbb24, cirie-sandra-michaela, transpokenerd, and marcdjr00 enter the backyard! they’ve been waiting for the last 30 minutes! Unbeknownst to the other houseguests, they’ve formed the first alliance! Although, to be fair, there was no guarantee they would enter the house, so maybe it was a little preemptive!
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Hmm… I feel like I’m forgetting something…. Oh yeah! We only have one nominee! Let’s see… Well the original houseguests have all had the chance to compete for safety! One of them has even been nominated. It’s only now fair that the transfer students compete in a competition. First place is granted immunity form nomination or expulsion and last place is granted the opportunity to be the second nominee! This next completion will be a simple crapshoot!
flopbb24, cirie-sandra-michaela, transpokenerd, and marcdjr00 line up for a shotput style of competition. Unfortunately for flopbb24, cirie-sandra-michaela and transpokenerd, this is more of a physical competition. All of them selected one for the event. The odds of any of them winning is very slim against marcdjr00 who has a 5 in the category!
In an unsurprising twist marcdjr00 wins immunity!
In second place is cirie-sandra-michaela!
it’s neck and neck between flopbb24 and transpokenerd!
in third place by mere centimeters is transpokenerd! She doesn’t have immunity but she isn’t a nominee. A fair trade.
losing by… surprisingly not much… flopbb24. He is not the second initial nominee!
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Ironically, both flopbb24 and davonnesveto had planned to stay under the radar for some time! With any luck, either of both of them will get off the block and survive to next week where they can try that strategy again!
With the shock settled houseguests are finally allowed in the house! all houseguests immediately visit bitterjurorssavetheday’s HOH room to avoid the sand in the rest of the house. One by one, houseguests are called to the diary room to talk over the events of the days. All houseguests agree to play nicely this summer and to make it a summer of friendship (🤢). I
maxdoesbb is called to the diary room….
maxdoesbb enters the diary room to greet his twin! stanningbb! with identical icons the two are indistinguishable. the pair are informed that if they survive the twin twist without being evicted until jury, both of them will be allowed to enter the game.
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maxdoesbb is given five minutes to tell stanningbb everything he knows about the game. maxdoesbb tells her that charlchen-moonves thinks they’re close but that she isn’t to be trusted. he explains to them who the hoh is, that the house is filled with sand (so don’t panic), that it’s a kinda lame school twist, and to make alliances!
with the all the information given to her, stanningbb now leaves the diary room and enters the house for the first time.
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