#until she sees lute again and her blood pressure just instantly SKYROCKETS

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so what’s the thoughts on Vaggie getting a heavenly spear through the hand

is it “well nothing got cut off so it probably healed up fine” or “good thing Vaggie already wears gloves by default!”. A “Charlie helps bandage it afterwards and maybe there’s a small scar but it’s okay this time” or “let’s add it to the pile of chronic pain she can blame Lute for”

bc getting so mad at the THOUGHT of your girlfriend dying that you rip out the spear impaling your hand to the floor (something something like a moth pinned to a card) so you can smack your asshole ex-coworker with it is a /move/ and I can’t decide if it’d be more fun for Vaggie to 100% heal from it without a scratch and piss Lute off more, or if i wanna daydream about Charlie having to keep track of which of her girlfriend’s hands she’s holding and be careful how hard she squeezes the right one from now on

Charlie: (delicately wrapping Vaggie's hand with gauze) "This is the THIRD TIME that bitch has given my girlfriend a major injury and I'm getting SICK of it."

Vaggie: "Charlie, the first two times happened before you even knew I existed."

Charlie: "I CAN STILL BE RETROACTIVELY PISSED ABOUT IT!" >:C

Vaggie: "Can you also kiss me about it? Help me feel better?"

Charlie: (instantly melting) "I need zero excuses for doing that ever."

#hazbin hotel #vaggie #charlie morningstar #chaggie #headcanons #like imaging lute's face if she found out SHE lost her ARM but vaggie came basically A Okay and it's just D:< #but then again #charlie starting a secret tally of Things To Pay Lute Back For #and she's not even sure how serious the list is #until she sees lute again and her blood pressure just instantly SKYROCKETS #vaggie: “sweetie. don't overreact” #charlie: “im not overreacting. im just gonna kill her a little”