Clone Wars The Deserter
(Season 2 Episode 10)
Inter
Sting-
Ha
Ha-
No-
The
Quote;
It is the quest for honor
that makes one honorable
-No
-It’s
-you can dedicate yourself to a
purpose
- but you have to do it well
-accountably
- For it to
mean
anything
“Quest”
Wanting
for
Account-
able
Means
Nothing-
With-out
Action
Any-way
Oh,
We’re abandoning the grievous
arc?
Aw.
What.
Oh.
Jedi
Council-
One idiot
Who let
him
board
And tried to take him on his own
In the outer
Rim. .
Natural
selection’s
a
bitch
(Don’t
eugenics)
Any.way
A
Trap
Of like a few
guys
And Anakin just sitting around until
he got shocked
to
almost
death. .
“Fierce
confrontation,”
Obi-Wan
got
his
ass
beat
-
unconditionally-
-
That
person
-
Did
some
thing.
- - -
Then they had to
re treat
. .
Saluka
Mi
‘Yes
general Kenobi is doing some
very
serious thinking
. . .
Clone troopers
-
Yeah- again
why is Rex getting dragged along?
Des-per
-ate
Target
Desperate?
He seemed fine?
And Obi-Wan
got his ass kicked
last episode
[Who’s trapped
in a room
with who?]
It’s not
General Kenobi..
..
Whelp-
Okay-
W-help-
-
Okay,
Right-
Planet-
Well there are plenty of resources around you-
Before they find us
Obi-Wan will insist I play a game of tag with him-
He- always runs-
-
Also,
nice cloak?
It
suits him..
Very
noble..
Kenobi
Again that could be
literally
anyone..
Also time to
hijack
a
ship
-
What is that
not the plot
we’re going with?
-
We
Need
To
Hurry
“Escape
pod,”
It’s-
A planet-?
There are
no escape
pods.
[Besides the
ones you arrived in-].
]
Or just hijack one of their ships,
Tran-s-
ports-
Wreckage-
Again-
Why is
Rex-
Plot
Im
Por-t
anc
e-
Nice
Sight-
Contact the
Fleet
Good plan
Comms broke?
“Transmitter
is destroyed..”
Fair...
Well
time to find parts and
make a new one.
.
.
Escape
Pod-
Make
it there. .
.
Good plan
(Also,
He looks like a
vampire)
Just say’in
Find
Trans-
Por-
Tat-
Ion-
Fair
-
Okay,
Hot
Things
Very
well
rounded
environ-
ment-
Cute
Less
So
[And
an adequate
metaphor
for the war
coming home..]
.
Right.
Int
-imidating
-
Okay-
Neat-
Okay,
That’s
a
Thing
(Or
A
Giant
Skate
Board
Ramp:)
That’s
Some-thing
Or-
bit
Any-
Grievous
[A giant skateboard ramp
but no]
Ship...
What?
...
Okay!
Oh
Er-
Power
Low-
Well they haven’t re-
charged since last morning,
Er
Dude-
“Can’t go
On,”
That one droid that just had to be more
dramatic than everyone else
Good
for
Him,
Re-charged
Well
you clearly aren’t solar powered
and there’s no
port to do that.
Again?
De-pleted
Dude he’s using that to
carry your equipment,
Close
Down
for
A
Few
Mom
-ents
Dude
[yeah the way he put it was kind of
as-
inine;
“You,”
Instead
Of
A
Logi
cal-
We only have
____hours of energy
sir
But
he must be doing pretty badly
too,
Having some
sentience,
Bi-
ologi
cal
-Com
Pon-
Ents-,
And
Robotic-
Also, so it’s a sleep
cycle,
Neat,
(Did not know that about the droid’s
recharging process,”)
We saw the guards charge
electrically. .
No-
Does that-
just magically charge them?
Is it an emergency back up
at a light saber?
(Because
if so
that’s kind
of cool.”
No-
Thought-
- Pod-
Aight
“Yikes,”
Dooku’s
going
To
Be
Pissed.
Okay...
Right..
Team-
Work...
-
...
Okay...
A’ight
Aight.
Aight
And.. .
A’ight-
“Rex,”
“Contact
Us,”.
-
“En
Gage,”
Dude- they’re supposed to engage a robot with several
flame swords?
Have you seen -
how useless their blasters
are-
(Yoda
at least said it
don’t shoot
at the obvious
Jedi/
Sith-
Force
User-
Aigh-
t
Surprisingly
calm
...
And..
Obedient?
Whelp-
“Rex
is a smart man,”
Have we seen anything to indicate that?
Creative, destructive, impulsive,
asinine
Explosive
All things that describe
Rex
Wouldn’t
exactly
go
with
“smart,”
.
Does
he just become a different person
with Kenobi?
Also is that
the only format they have
for complementing people,
____,
Is
A
Smart (adj
ective)
Man,?”
Used the same for
Cody.
His
Feet
. . .
Now it’s a
com-
pliment-
-
(We’ve
also seen
nothing in this
episode to
indicate or provoke
That
Arc..
.)
(Like he just
follow-
ed orders?)
Not a wrong
time for compliments
(Al-most)
Just
Weird.
There
They
Go
Voom
Gull-
Ible?
Gone
Off
“ “
Ri-
Ok-ay
Here’s
One
-
Un-
conscious-
-
A-ight
I-n-
spect
It
Aight-
O-k
R-i
g-ht
Voom,
r
Nice
land-scape-
R-ight-
Okay-
-
Whelp,
Feck!
Aight
Crud-
-
-shot.
-
-
Whelp-
You-
heard a gun shot and didn’t get down?
Whelp-
Ouch-
Tumble and Roll!
(Tuck and roll!)
Shit
Protect
The
Cap-tain
Anakin’s
captain
(Like seriously who is Obi-Wan‘s
captain?
Cody is his
commander?
What is the
order
here?)
Good
for
Him?
Shit
Comm
an
do-
Droids-
Get
Shit,
Jobs
-
Behind
everyone
else?
Hey
shouldn’t
someone
be
Comming
in?
—
Shit-
Whelp
-
Got
Him-
-
Co-
mm-
an-
do
Droids-
Oh, yeah this unit does have a
pen-chant against those guys
I guess
Rex
(The
droids finally did him in..).
R.I.P.
Heavy.
Whelp,
No facial
damage that
we can see-
Might have a con
-cussion-
Wait...
How does he have a hole in his
suit?
Dude clearly aimed for the head..
Hold up...
Re-wind...
Oh no,
it did somehow get him in the
chest.
How?
Did that...
Any
Way-
[Plot
convenient
bullets aside]
Shit..
That’s
Not..
Good..
“Jesse,”
Name
(s)-
Aight,
Whelp-
Could’ve
used some tanks,
Whelp
Nice sunset
though,
Hopefully
not on Rex’s
life,
Though-
Ai-ght
Tech,
Have,
Righ.
t-
Okay-
Guidance
System-
The guard...
has an odd haircut
Doesn’t look
very military...
Unless we’re counting that one dude
On the Centurion
Guard, who
ended up being a
villain?
That looks like a
normal
haircut.. .
.
Me-mory
Logs-
Emerg-ency
sen-sors
Escape
pod
Mid air
collision-
-
A-
Ight-
O-
kay-
How-
“With
What?”
Wait is there another
plot line that
I’m unaware of
...
?
Okay.
What?
Crash
-ed?
Ironically, Cody’s being more inventive than
,Rex?
And Rex
spent the time taking
orders?
[Wtf Is this characterization,”
]
aight
I can
put us
within
. .
Two
or three clicks
Good..
..
Alert the men
He said to the random the blonde guy-
Wait is that his captain?
That would make sense
[but
eugenic]
,Okay,
Name,
Wait they have a
medic?
Or...
Armor...
Fair
Okay...
[Odd sound effect
there]
Fair
Pick-
Hey, is no one going to call for help?
Like you were told to
Com in?
[I know this isn’t as important as
General grievous
but I think it counts,]
You know the lead possibly
dying,
Could get
a medic
some possible back up
Not
to mention those droid
had to come from somewhere.
“Cover,”
Oh it’s the
animals’ making it
That make
sense.
Wait a minute.
Do-mesticated
Or herbivores and friendly
but we’ll go with
this logic
(It also makes sense for
Obi-Wan’s unit to
jump this high for a
conclusion,
it’s in his
char
-acter
And
see-
Oof
Sir,
Literally everyone is more inventive than
Rex in this episode
[I think someone-
And I mean it’s
pos-sible
Mixed up the
chara
cterization..
This is supposed to be the
rule and order
unit
correct?
Farmer
[so we’re going to
bug that fucker]
Like seriously,
the leaps in logic here are astronomical?
Do you see rows of
domesticated
crop?
Do you see any sign of
human
co-
habitation?
Where - is this coming
from?
Really is
Obi-wan’s
unit]
Any way.. .
Let’s find his
homestead
Not even
“let’s see
‘if we can borrow some supplies’
“
Let’s
feck
up
this
guy’s
house
Damn
Storm-
Trooper
Don’t
Fuck
Ar
-ound-
Aight-
How-
Okay-
Practic
al
-what are -
Out
Cold
Oh now
there’s things. .
Would’ve been
nice to see that.
. .
Whelp. .
Hi
Heck-
You
Have-
A
shotgun
You
should
run-
S’up
Okay
Pretty
Di-
rect-
Move
Along-
Old clone man-
Easy-
Yeah
they have
blasters.
Still
She said you
weren’t wanted..
Take off a helmet doesn’t change that
Move along
[Also yeah friends that come with several armed shotguns, a possible army following them, unwanted and uninvited
*Friend
Ship
Bu-
llets-
Don’t be
friendly
Say the
pitch
“Get out of your
hair
real quick,”
Yes,
no,
leave,
State
Bus-
I-
ness-
Ain’t falling for any of your
“friendly.”
bullshit,
Captain
Doctor
We have a
medic-
Good-
How?
Over
night-
Dude that is a big fucking risk you’re asking her to
take
[Narc
Log]
Like you guys are open shots,
That
dude can’t protect them selves
And, they clearly don’t want to be
accountable
(Out here)
As the world
burns...
I’m sorry
Sir
But
the signs
are pretty
clear.
Mommy
Oh god,
She’s a
Generation
breaker,
too?
Directly?
Whelp...
Also
not
how
kids
act..
They don’t have
initiative
...
Can’t have
emotion...
Hm,
Be-nches
Good-
Fine,
Thanks,
Enab
ling
war,
What ever
Go
Aight
Future
healing
tech,.
What,
What
Happ-
en
-ed?
Seriously, shouldn’t be
Shouldn’t there
be someone
on guard?
-
Left-
Seriously, is there
armor out of plastic?
Like,
how?
How?
Arm-
Shit-
Seriously,
do
the
other
guys
have
to be here
they’re
kinda
making
it
un-
comfortable.
Nerve
Damage-
Oh, yeah
just left the whole
person up to examine an arm.
Under-
Stood
-
Who said that?
On with it-
How-
The bullet went through his
chest
-
We see a
wound,
On his
lower
back?
That’s not
bruising
from
the
fall?
A
rock
wouldn’t
create
that
kind
of
Mark.
No
Con-
dition
-Heal
Time
Ok-
ay-
Well,
call
up,
Obi-Wan,
Get
Rex to the medical ship
that they keep talking about...
We’re
Get
-ting
Un
der-
Way
Kix
Damn
It
Self
De-
Str
Uct
Ive
-
Ba
stard
-
If
buddy
wants
to
throw
them
-self
over the cliff
there’s nothing
anyone
-
can do about it
(Except- Hope-)
...
That’s
An
Order
Wonder
What-
Kinda
Order
-
Team
Medic
“Don’t”.
“I can’t bring you back on that much death,”
Then again most civilizations would not be found it on a precipice
So
How..
“ I am
outrank
everyone,”
Medic, pulling a fucking
rank.
And he actually
can do that
Considering dude he decided to fuck around and
find out with
Mother
Life
Dude is technically a kin
To
immediate accountability
at any
point
T-ypically to the medic
who treated him-
So,
Yeah,
He can
totally
do that,
Okay,
Damn,
It,
Also look at these
idiots standing around
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