#we went to like this fancy restaurant on the boat n my parents ordered 'escargots'

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But what if X and Y brought snails

Escargots. they’re french. they eat them.

#not a quote #admin céline #OKAY STORY TIME #i went on a cruise w/ my parents a few years ago (i hated it altho i met my bf there so thats gucci) #anyway #we went to like this fancy restaurant on the boat n my parents ordered 'escargots' #n my head was like 'wait i know that word what does it mean again' #i mean ive had french for around 4 years at that point #so i keep thinking abt what escargots r but i just cant remember?? #n then we get these 'escargots' n i started eating them n i love them #im like oh my god this is delicious?? #n my parents r looking at each other like hmhmhmh #so im like in the middle of eating this like my plate is half empty when my head remembers #suddenly my brain knows #snails #n i spit that shit out AS FAST AS I COULD ALMùQSDJKF #I WAS LIKE SNAILS. SNAILS???? #PARENTALS??? SNAILS!!!!! #so yeah that was like. not fun :) #just-cloudy