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omanu · 7 years

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i have a few tags to do, so im gonna do them all in one post so i dont keep tagging the same ppl in multiple things idk. dont worry, you dont need to do them if u dont want to ♥

i was tagged by @nashira , the angel ♥

¤ nickname: well, irl is manu, but tbh my name is manu. i have another nickname my family uses, that is budi lol

¤ zodiac sign: sagittarius

¤ height: the best scenario here is 167cm, idk how much that is in ft or whatever lmao

¤ orientation: ….. like everyone

¤ favourite fruit: cantaloupe

¤ favourite season: winter and fall

¤ favourite book: i dont think i have one, but like, the last book i read was fucking amazing everyone should read, it’s gay, it’s a series of three books, and it’s called when women were warriors.

¤ favourite flower: all of them? i love flowers in general

¤ favourite scent: RAIN, and ngl the scent of matches

¤ favourite animal: dogs and cats

¤ favourite colour: light colors and also black and blue

¤ coffee, tea or hot cocoa: hot cocoa

¤ average sleep hours: well now i sleep a lot i would say 8-12

¤ cat or dogs: BOTH

¤ n° of blankets: just one

¤ dream trip: ANY GOOD BEACH

¤ blog created: idr well, but 2015? or maybe late 2014. but ive been on tumblr since 2009/2010 lol

¤ favourite song: ……..dude idk rn is any song of bts, but on my last fm it’s probably a song by adam, the love of my life. and i love too many songs so i cant just write them all

Rules: Use the first letter of your name to answer each question. Real answers only. If the person who tagged you has the same initial, you must give different answers. You cannot use the same word twice. Once you enter your answers, tag 10 other people! i was tagged by @superunknwn , another angel ♥

Your name: Manu

A four letter word: mole *looks at nashira and sara* A boy’s name: … Manu An occupation: Musician Something you can wear: mittens A place: McDonald's A reason for being late: … idk … Moving? Medical matter? idk i used two words but they both begin with the letter m lol Something you shout: mYLES A movie title: Moana Something you drink: Martini An animal: Monkey A type of car: Mercedes Song title: Ma City by bts lol i was just singing this

i was tagged by @bensun a looooong time ago sorry, but i too love doing these so why not. this one is similar to the first tag game, but im doing it anyway

Answer the questions and tag 20 followers you would like to get to know better! —————– Name: Manu

Nicknames: budi. i want new nicknames tbh, cute ones.

Zodiac Sign: sagittarius

Height: 167cm

Orientation: same, i like all genders but the s*x part is……. uh, idrl

Ethnicity: native brazilian (indigenous) (wow i just saw this on the internet and im using it), mixed with whi*te some time in the past. i would know better if whi*es hadnt done that

Favorite Fruit: Probably blueberries or just berries in general and I loooove smoothies …. with any fruit to be honest

Favorite Season: Fall and winter

Favorite Book: to mention another one im reading the third book of the vampire chronicles, i love the second one, i love lestat

Favorite Flowers: yeah i like flowers, but idrn their names, i just love it

Favorite Color: light colors, but also black and blue again

Favorite Animal: dogs and cats

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: hot chocolate

Average Sleep Hours: 8-12 ay

Cat or Dog Person: BOTh

Favorite Fictional Character: MIDNIGHTER

Number of Blankets I sleep with: just one

Ideal trip: beach!!

Blog Created: 2015 ig

dear @superunknwn tagged me on this a looooooooooooooong ass time ago, sorry ily (actually she didnt tagged me but i wanted to do this so i just saved on my drafts)  Rules:  1. go to this site: https://www.random.org/lists/ 2. Pick 15 of your favorite characters or favorite people from your fandoms and list them 3. Tag at least 5 people 4. Have fun with it!  —  1. Mom/dad: Apollo!!!!!!!!!! yes!!!!! 2. Your sibling: jim halpert lmaoo thats fine 3. Your grandma/grandpa: michael jackson 4. Haunts you: park seo joon 5. Your boyfriend/girlfriend: adam lambert (ok…. i would prefer jhope but ok) 6. Your ex: taystee hdsfkhfdksjh 7. Your best friend: MIDNIGHTER 8. Proposed to you: MYLES KENNEDY DHJKSHFDF 9. Your boss: slash….. thats not ideal but glad that i know him 10. The random person you met at the bar: lestat fdkslsd friend 11. Your rival: seo in guk NOOOOO he is my bf wtf 12. Gave you your first kiss: rothen skljkld 13. Drunk and singing karaoke with: lzzy hale my love 14. Played 7 minutes in heaven with: JHOPE DFHKFSDJKSFHKJSD 15. Gave you your favorite dessert: chris traeger, my favorite dessert is not raisins

tbh im not gonna tag ppl anymore, ive already tagged everybody, yall just can do it

@lionesslindsey tagged me on this a looong time ago too, no surprise

RULES: answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions. (but that’s so many D: I’m too awkward for so many) (relatable lmao) Tagging: everyone i tagged on this long ass post Whoever wants to do this though, go ahead!

1. coke or pepsi: i dont drink soda heh 2. disney or dreamworks: I love them both, but my absolute fav movie is The Lion King. lindsey i just copied ur answer bc BITCH ME TOO, just addin Mulan here 3. coffee or tea: i dont like coffee and i never really wanted to try tea lmao 4. books or movies: Both!!!!! 5. windows or mac: only tried windows 6. dc or marvel: DC pls 7. xbox or playstation: even though i dont have and console, i like ps better 8. dragon age or mass effect: never played. dont have a console lmao 9. night owl or early riser: if those are video games…. never played i dont have a console 10. cards or chess: cards! 11. chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate 12. vans or converse: converse, never owned vans bc im poor af, so i would probably like both 13. lavellan, trevelyan, cadash, or adaar: have no idea what those are 14. fluff or angst: fluff pls 15. beach or forest: beach!!!!!!! 16. dogs or cats: BOTH 17. clear skies or rain: BOTH 18. cooking or eating out: it depends on my mood tbh 19. Spicy food or mild food: both 20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: what 21. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: a little too cold 22. if you could have a superpower, what would it be: stop time 23. animation or live action: animations 24. paragon or renegade: what 25. baths or showers: baths, even though i dont own a bathtub 26. team cap or team ironman: Iron Man 27. fantasy or sci-fi: Fantasy 28. do you have three or four favourite quotes? not really 29. youtube or netflix: youtube 30. harry potter or percy jackson: hp, but pj was pretty awesome and diverse than hp.... actually I think I only like hp more bc of the movies, but pj... is very awesome too idk 31. when you feel accomplished: 6. dc or marvel: when i finish a drawing 32. star wars or star trek: star wars 33. paperback books or hardback books: as long as i have books 34. horror or rom-com: yikes rom-com 35. to live in a world without literature or music: death 36. pastel colours or dark colours: i love both!!!!!! 37. tv shows or movies: bitch everything is both here 38. city or countryside: city, but i too love contryside 39. if any other zodiac sign could describe you, what would it be: i have no idea 40. if you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life what would it be: dont ask me that omg 41. cinema or theatre: cinema 42. if you could be any fictional character’s best friend, who’d you be: midnigher’s 43. smiling or smirking: slut for both 44. are you an ‘all or nothing’ type or are you more consistent: i dont do anything so idk dude 45. playlists or your whole library on shuffle: shuffle 46. travelling or staying at home: traveling, but i would love staying at my own home 47. books or fanfiction: Both 48. If you could live in a fantasy world, what world would it be: huh, i had never thought about this, i cant answer now. but probably i would choose to live in one of my daydreaming shit 49. your favorite cartoon: idk i live irmão do jorel, a brazilian cartoon 50. name the weirdest five songs on your itunes, current or past: bruh im dont know 51. mountains or plains: both! 52. favorite anime (or tv show if you don’t watch anime): YURI ON ICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 53. which social media platform are you most like yourself on: Tumblr AND youtube 54. What are some of your passions: music 56. If you have a pet, do they do anything interesting/weird (like a cat that plays fetch, a bird that can say funny things, etc)? : not really. my cat sleeps funny sometimes hsajkdhas

#honestly #i have so many tag games to do........ i forget about them.#pls dont get mad when u tag me on something and i end up not doing it #i just forget and i probably love you #also #if we are mutuals. you can tag me anytime

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wtfdoiknow-wtf · 4 years

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ytf not

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

yes

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

yes

3. Are you a virgin?

4. Are you in a relationship?

yes

5. Are you in love?

yes

6. Are you single this year?

7. Can you commit to one person?

yes

8. Describe your crush

my crush is my boyfriend how boring

9. Describe your perfect mate

no such thing as perfect

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

yes

11. Do you ever want to get married?

yes

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

sometimes

13. Do you get jealous easily?

depends

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

15. Do you have any piercings?

yes 7

16. Do you have any tattoos?

yes 7

17. Do you like kissing in public?

sure

20. Do you shower every day?

sometimes

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

yes

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

yes

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

i am

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

yes

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

not that i know of but probably lol

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

nope i mean like maybe a boob job if i had money but nah

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

both

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

yup

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

yes

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

yes

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

everyday

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

yes lol

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

lol yup most of my exes

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

currently

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

not that i remember

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

lol this is a dumb question

43. How long was your longest relationship?

1 year and 1 month and countinggg

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

not counting before high school...so 4 gfs 2 bfs

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011? LOL idk but probably a handful i was a sloot

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

idfk a lot

47. How old are you?

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

boi bye

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

i cant pick one favorite. but probably how sweet, caring, and loving he is.

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

HAHAHAHA ew no id slam the door

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

idk if id do absolutely everything for anyone lol

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

yes. because we either grew apart or i realized having shitty people in my life wasn’t worth it

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

not to my knowledge

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

lots

55. Share a relationship story.

56. State 8 facts about your body

im 5′3. im 120 pounds. i have brown hair. i have brown eyes. my fingers and toes have really bad circulation. my butt is my best feature. my tummy is cute too. i got small yitties.

57. Things you want to say to an ex

fuck all yalls

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

2 and a half years

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

idk tbh

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

i think a lot of things are sexy if its from the right person

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

straight sex and gay sex are different but ive done both so ive always said if it feels like ur having sex then ur having sex lol

64. What is your definition of cheating?

being physical with someone else or talking about being physical to someone else

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

psh thats a lil pers

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

“

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

anywhere and anything with the right person

68. What is your sexual orientation?

bi/pan

69. What turns you off?

someone shorter than me cuz that would be so weird lol

70. What turns you on?

a lot lol

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

idk if this is the kinkiest but i recently had a dream i had a threesome with my boyfriend and megan fox and hfdjkurfdfhghalhg

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

my name and baby and that feels good. lol im basic

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

i already have the sweetest

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

style

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

i cant think rn..lol

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

i used to be way sweeter than i am now lol

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

whatever floats ur boat

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

;)

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

lol this morning for a dumbass reason

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

a few minutes ago

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

my boyfriend, lip from shameless, ed westwick, megan fox, demi lovato, margot robbie. thats 6 but had to make it even lol

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

idr..i think my friend kendra tbh

83. Who was your first kiss with?

this boy gavin lol

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

because i dated someone i didnt have feelings for. lmao oopsie

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

yea i have

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jessemccry · 6 years

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blah blah blah this blog is new so i’m gonna do this ok? ok

1. Who is your defense main?- hanzo

2. Who is your support main?- i can play lucio and ana but they both suck now

3. Who is your offense main?- im a 250 hour mccree main but i turned into a tracer main because of dive

4. Who is your tank main?- dva/zarya

5. Who is you MAIN main?- mccree

6. Which character have you played the least?- moira or doomfist

7. Which character do you want to learn how to play?- i can play him but i want to get better at genji

8. Which character do you dislike the most?- junkrat

9. Which character’s background story do you like the most?- gabe or mccree i guess

10. Which character’s background story do you like the least?- give zen lore

11. Which map is your favorite?- dorado

12. Which map is your least favorite?- i hate numbani horizon junkertown and blizzworld equally

13. What Arcade game type is your favorite?- no limits i guess

14. What Arcade game type is your least favorite?- team death match

15. Do you prefer quick play, competitive, arcade mode, or custom games?- comp

16. Which map type is your favorite? Assault, escort, assault & escort, control, or arena?- i like everything but 2cp

17. Which map type is your least favorite? Assault, escort, assault & escort, control, or arena?- 2cp

18. Which event map was your favorite?- i like the halloween/christmas reskins

19. Which event map reskin was your favorite?- oh

20. Which event was your favorite?- theyre all pretty good except anniversary

21. Which event legendary skin was your favorite?- it was van helsing mccree but i think its baihu genji now

22. Which event was your least favorite?- anniversary was a let down

23. Which event legendary skin was your least favorite?- there’s a ton, but recently the new widow skin was pointless

24. Which event non-legendary skin was your favorite?- amercian mccree or nihon genji? idr its been so long

25. Which event non-legendary skin was your least favorite?- the widow summer games one is not memorable

26. Which event item do you most regret not getting?- i have every event item in the game except achievements

27. Did you beat the Uprising event on Normal, Hard, Expert, and Legendary?- i only beat it on hard but i was still new at the game then

28. Do you have Sombra’s “Power Outage” achievement?- yeah

29. Do you have Widowmaker’s “Smooth as Silk” achievement?- yeah

30. Do you have Lucio’s “The Floor is Lava” achievement?- i got it with pre rework lucio and nowadays its so easy

31. Do you have Zenyatta’s “Rapid Discord” achievement?- one of my first

32. What was the first achievement you got?- of the character specific ones i think it was woah there!

33. Did you get the “Not A Scratch,” achievement on Junkenstein’s Revenge?- no i got so sick of grinding for the pumpkin reaper spray that after i got it i didn’t want to play it anymore

34. What has been the hardest achievement to get for you?- i dont have one of orisas and neither of doomfists

35. What’s your current SR score in Competitive Mode?- on my main 3000-3200 idk i let it decay last season

36. What the highest you’ve been in Competitive?- 3207 i think? or 3217 idr

37. What’s the most amount of placement matches you’ve won?- ive won 9 twice

38. How many gold guns do you have?- 8 (mccree x2 hanzo x2 tracer genji ana bastion)

39. Which was the first gold gun you got?- mccree

40. Whose gold gun do you currently want?- not sure, might get mei next

41. What role do you usually play in Competitive?- hitscan/flex dps but i can play mostly anything

42. If you don’t play Competitive, why not?- i do

43. What kind of theme event would you like to see in the future?- anything is fine

44. What type of character would you like to see in the future?- more mid to higher skill characters

45. Who needs more (or better) skins in the future?- orisa

46. What country would you like a new character to come from?- idc

47. Favorite voice line?- ive always loved the zen line when he discords a genji “i know the doubts that plague you”

48. Favorite player icon?- i have a couple that i use: have fish, the snowman, gamf, the la gladiatiors one, a few of the summer games ones, and like 2 others idk

49. Favorite emote?- the new genji one is cool

50. Favorite spray?- the sorry spray

51.Favorite victory pose?- victory poses are pointless

52. Favorite highlight intro?- the new mccree one is cool

53. Characters you ship the most?- mchanzo

54. Characters you ship the least?- im not gonna say

55. Characters you wish had more in-game interactions?- mccree and anyone, anyone from original overwatch and each other

56. Character you wish had a comic about?- hanzo or genji

57. Favorite comic released?- reflections i guess

58. Favorite short released?- dragons

59. Favorite new character released?- ana

60. Overwatch, Blackwatch, or Talon?- blackwatch

61. Pro-Omnic or anti-Omnic?- pro

62. Favorite character that isn’t a playable one? (Ex: Emily, Brigitte, Gerard, Efi, etc.)- well it was brigitte but now idk mabye lynx

63. Character change (nerf, boost, work around) that you liked the most?- the mercy nerf

64. Character change (nerf, boost, work around) you liked the least?- im scared for the hanzo changes

65. Best ultimate?- objectively (and unfortunately) its riptire but other than that grav?

66. Worst ultimate?- deadeye or doomfist ult

67. Most kills in game?- i cant remember if it was 84 or 74 on a very long gibraltar game

68. Most heals in game?- idr like 25k probably

69. What character do you think needs a nerf?- junkrat ult dva or sombra

70. What character do you think needs a buff?- other than the obvious rein lucio mccree (but im biased)

71. Have you ever rage quit in the middle of a game?- not a comp game

72. What’s the fastest you’ve won a game?- you can cap a 2cp map in like a minute

73. What’s the fastest you’ve lost a game?- you can get steamrolled on a 2cp map in like a minute

74. Your best Overwatch-related story?- idk

75. Weirdest thing that happened to you on Overwatch?- idk

76. Platform you play on?- ps4

77. Do you stream?- occasionally for one of my fiends

78. Do you normally play solo or with friends?- usually solo

79. Have you made any friends because of Overwatch?- a couple

80. Have you cosplayed a character from Overwatch?- not really into cosplay

81. Have you ever wrote fan fiction about Overwatch?- no

82. What’s the lowest you’ve been in Competitive?- when i did my first placements over a year ago i placed 1337

83. In “All Brawls,” if you get “Charge!” do you play Reinhardt or do you pick the Lucio role?- tbt but lucio

84. In “All Brawls,” if you get “One Shot, One Kill,” do you play Ana, Hanzo, or Widowmaker?- depends on the lobby but hanzo usually unless they have all widows

85. In “All Brawls,” if you get “This is Ilios,” do you pick Lucio or Roadhog?- lucio

86. Team Genji or Team Hanzo?- hanzooooo

87. Be honest! Do you usually get on the payload?- depends on whats going on in the game

88. Does your team?- hm

89. What’s the longest session of Overwatch you’ve played?- uhhhhhh (17 hours once i think....)

90. No Limits, Mystery Heroes, or Total Mayhem?- no limits

91.Most cosmetics you have for one character?- 97/97 on mccree

92. Least cosmetics you have for one character?- idk its probably moira by default but i have almost all of them

93. Have you ever made your own custom game?- all the time

94. Best D.Va skin?- cruiser

95. Best Mercy skin?- witch

96. Best Tracer skin?- honestly? she doesnt have many good ones but i guess graffiti

97. Zarya’s Industrial and Cybergoth skins: yes, no, or HELL NO?- the only good zarya skin is frosted

98. Do you want more animal character, robot characters, or human characters?- any

99. Is there are character you’d get rid of completely?- junk

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defunctblogtobedeleted · 7 years

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5/12/17, 11:11pm - gettin cucked up

me and a particular group of my melee friends have been using the word cuck a lot still and I never really thought about where it came from. Like 4chan probably repopularized the use of the word because I saw that cuckold porn became a really big trend on there, but the way we use it isn’t like cuckoldry exactly, it’s more like getting fucked over, or stood up, or most specifically teased with a promise of a good time and then having someone back out at the last minute.

More on that later I guess. This week’s been so hectic. Wtf it’s only been like 5 days it feels like it’s been weeks already. I’ve restrategized my Get Your Shit Together (4.0) list, and the big three things are 1. pass the RPSGT, 2. get moved out of my apartment, 3. get some surgeries.

Tony actually wrote my letter for real, so I put in my application to take the test this week! My cpr aed certification is outdated so I got an online one and I’m not allowed, so I have to do a course this weekend and fix that, but otherwise I’m all set. Gotta study hard, I’m pretty fucking pumped to get a raise. Glad I’m not dying for the money rn though, the $500 to take the test and get a new cpr cert would have me stresssssed the fuck out, dude. No progress on getting someone to take my room just yet, my room’s a fucking mess, I need to do laundry, I’m kinda putting all this shit off for now tbh. We’ll wait until I’ve taken the exam I’ve got vacation this week anyway. And I talked to my dad, who gave me his blessing so to speak to get a vasectomy. I fudged a number that I told him, said that it’s 90% reversible (most numbers say 95% or greater w/in 3 years, about 50% at 10), but with the potential for in vitro fertilization even if the reversal fails I’m sure that’s about right. He told me that my mom had told him that she wasn’t trying to get pregnant for a year or so and then ‘was practically pregnant the next day.’ coupled with how mom was talking about being pregnant at their wedding I can see that lol. He basically told me that he loves all of us a lot, but yeah I would’ve definitely done that because it’s worth it to not have that kind of surprise when you can’t make money for a kid. I definitely can’t make money for a kid right now lol that would kill me. So I’ve already called the doc to get a referral and I’m gonna get a vasectomy. Gotta figure out how much my septum surgery will be too, but that’ll be a lot more -_- Me and dad were catching up for a bit and I helped him get in touch with Dr. Bruce to fix a hernia so he’s gonna be giving me some more money so that’ll help with that too though. Plus I’ll FINALLY be making sleep tech money. I’m so fucking pumped.

Plus basically the past 3 days I’ve Actually just been working. 3 patients a night for the first time this week was stressful as fuck. I mean not exactly. Just time consuming and pretty frustrating. As jimmy said “if you were still trying to get through Zelda you probably would be dying right now.” Made it through fine and that should sweeten up my paycheck just a smidgen.

Still haven’t eaten french fries, but definitely gave up on cigs. Practically like two days later. I was out drinking for Josh’s birthday and smoked a bunch. That shit was so fucking cash omg. I got blackout drunk for the first time in forevvver. Was hanging out with Jimmy, Josh, Ian, Jack, ran around with one of josh’s friends trying to pick up chicks at a bar after smashing beers into our head and shotgunning them. I have a video lol I’ll try to upload it once I have internet. Was trying to ‘flirt with all the ASA bitties’ but got too drunk and ended up boxing someone in Josh’s friend’s basement (w/ boxing gloves) lmfao. Reminded me of middle school boxing Cory Winters and having our little fight club ring lol. Drunk snapped a bunch of people, ian drove me home, it was a great fucking night. Oh and at Josh’s friend’s I ran into one of my asian friends who I could not remember for the life of me. I wasn’t sure if he was a league friend or one of brosciouss friends or a smash friend I was just so lost, but played it off really well (as always) and did jager shots with him. Fuck. Ing. Lit. First time I felt so happy and natural to be drinking in forever, too. Even got to see brett3 for a bit. Nice to be back in chapel hill. Especially when they’re good old drinking buddies like Jack. It’s so strange that I don’t really talk to anybody else from chapel hill, but then again it really isn’t.

The date with Brianna went pretty meh. We met up and joked around a bunch and thrift shopped and I bought a whole fuckton of new pants to ease the process of spring cleaning and two new sweatshirts so I’m not wearing fuzzy shit all the time now that it’s getting warmer. Ate at Ms. Winner’s and it was some delicious ass cheap fried chicken, might be my new go to in gboro now. But she like barely wanted to kiss me at the end of the date idk what’s up with her, I’ve kinda bailed out since she’s all preoccupied with her family anyway.

Instead ive gone back to what I call my “harem strats” You see, by chatting up as many girls as possible (right now juggling 4-5) I divert my attention and stay aloof enough that I don’t seem like a crazy fuck. Instead I’m just an asshole who’s two timing girls, but yknow fuck you stop judging me. This girl hit me up on snapchat saying I looked cute in my story and that we should smoke sometime. With the snapchat name Smokeahontas I could’ve sworn it was Kat, so I just go along with the convo. But then I see kat has a diff username and I was like wtfff who is this lol. I didn’t ask her though, just played along and eventually remembered when she asked for my insta that it was this girl I matched with on tinder months ago that I never followed up with (like most of them), probably because I got lazy lol. Had a sort of date with Jamie, we got some food because she was getting off work, we smoked a bit, but she was like texting the whole time and fuckin bailed out after just an episode of south park to ‘go to the beach with her roommate.’ I still have been talking to her a bunch, but Idk what the fuck is up with that, kinda whack. Super cucked by how that went. Especially because when I walked her out to her car I didn’t even get a kiss goodnight it was this weird lasting embrace like she pressed her cheek into mine to make sure I didn’t try to kiss her I guess, but still held me tight for a really long time, I was like rubbing her lower back hoping she’d like loosen up and kiss me but hooooly shit it all felt super fucking awkward. I’m hoping she’s just really conservative about dudes since she’s such a cutie, but idk. it makes me actually not give a fuck about her. I have a date tomorrow night with the other textiles girl idr if I wrote about her, but she’s cute, going to ncsu. “allergic to smoke” lol I told her I quit. (I mean I had that day before but I lied and said I did two weeks ago hahah goddamn I’m kind of a twat maybe.) Also actually got cucked by smokeahontas. It was like a situation that was too good to be true though, to be fair. She didn’t have anything to do yesterday night and wanted to hang out; when I told her I was stuck at work and said she should just smoke with me in the morning she said she actually wanted to and would stay up all night to meet up with me when I got off. Ofc she fell asleep, and when she woke up she said she wanted to go back to bed, so I flippantly said “well you could always sleep over here.” and surprisingly enough she said she was actually game for that, so our smoke and horror movie date turned into a naptime date. But an hour passed while I was eating breakfast and in the shower so I was like ‘wtf is up’ and she said she got sick and threw up. Figured I was super cucked once more by another flaker, kind of a bummed out, but not as bummed as after the dates with Jaime and Bri both went so poorly lol. Just happily told her we can try again another time, and now she’s saying she wants to do the same plan for tomorrow morning.

So There. Is. The potential for me to get laid twice tomorrow. Pretty exciting. I haven’t told anyone that I remade plans with her though. RIGHT after I told some friends about how the nap date got planned out she said she was sick. I FUCKING swear that every time I brag about one of my dates I have lined up it falls the fuck through the floor. So I’m gonna try to never do it again.

Then there’s this other theatre major girl I started talking to yesterday. Talked about horoscopes and transitioned from talking feminism to her (woke as fuck teens smh) into asking if she ate ass (jokingly) into asking if she wanted to hang. Turns out she’s actually a really cool super geeky chick and I’m really excited to spend time with her since she wants to show me jurassic park for the first time and learn how to play melee. Kinda weird that she’s only 18 still though O.o oh you, tyler.

SO yeah. That’s the sitch with that. Went from supppper fucking bummed a couple days ago about my dating situation into thinking that I’m the shit again. I think I want to establish that “i’m the best” mentality once again. Because I really am. I’m fucking amazing lmao.

Ultimately though, I’m still getting cucked left and right and I have little to no faith that I’ll find anybody I actually care about ever again but we’ll see yknow. I think that’s the strats to how I fell in love last time anyway.

hmmm. what else is there... Work in burlington is still super shitty, my commute went from an hour to like an hour and forty minutes today bc people in NC can’t drive through a little bit of fucking drizzling.

Idk that’s about all I’ve got. Next week’s lake week so gonna have to work again in a few days after some date shenanigans and hopefully I’ve got some more good stories and shit.

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