#what was that fic again??? AGRH i shouldve bookmarked it

[barneswilsonrogers]

while it is obviously the correct character choice for sam to remain un-superserumed in mcu canon, it would be objectively hilarious in fanfic for him to get sexually transmitted super soldier serum from steve and/or bucky (don’t question how that works it’s for the humor)

Someone actually wrote a sambucky fic like this! I FORGOT THE TITLE SOMEONE HELP

Sam pretending to sleep with super soldiers for the cheesiest reasons like THIS IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT KANG AND HIS GODDAMN DYNASTY? BUCKY IS THE LAST SUPER SOLDIER ON EARTH! (as if the serum is impossible to recreated, tfatws proof it's not that hard to make LMAO)

bucky and steve just play along and they continue to have sex until all of them caught feelings... OMG IM OBSSESED WITH THIS CONCEPT

#sambucky #what was that fic again??? AGRH i shouldve bookmarked it #anon