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journeysfable · 7 months

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Recap of The Event for Europeans

I'm planning to unpin this on Monday btw.

This is the first time I've watched multiple streams btw. I did that for y'all. You all now owe me 1000 cookies (American version of the word not whatever cookie means in Europe)

Forever woke up!! He was wearing his president outfit lol. He had a weird dream before he woke up, though, of Richas waking him up and then it glitched to Ordo Theoritas. All the Brazillians were there with Richas in the center and then Forever woke up for real.

Cellbit was the first to see him and immediately caught him up on all the stuff concerning the maze. So many people came to visit him. Foolish, Tubbo, Roier, Mouse, Pol, Niki, etc.

He had a private talk with Bad. (I missed the first part of their convo.) Forever said he didn't choose to be drugged. He called Bad his family and promised to bring his color back. Bad said the only way to do that was to bring the eggs back. Then he asked if the Feds told Forever anything and Forever said he didn't remember much but would tell Bad if anything came to him. Bad also gave him a bunch of stuff.

Pac and Forever had a heartfelt convo, too. I don't speak Portuguese (yet) and the subtitles wouldn't work but apparently they were talking to each other about how coming off the drugs felt. For Forever, it felt like being ripped in half.

Forever asked where Phil was, since he remembers him, Bad, and Cellbit being there before he got knocked out. Tubbo said he should be back by Monday.

They all got a message to pick up Bagi. Apparently she was requested by Forever according to The Duckling.

Bagi met Walter Bob, who working on some tasks. He asked Bagi to help him. So she started doing some tasks while everybody else failed to complete a puzzle while lava slowly rose (Feel like it's worth noting the buildings they were in were white with black splotches. Another thing is they got the riddle, "What must be broken before it can be used?" "An egg") (Fun facts about q!Bagi: She's vegetarian and she has an imaginary friend named Jorge(her chat) and she's an amnesiac)

Admins eventually teleported everyone into the building with Bagi (after Walter Bob left), which eventually started to get filled with lava. The admins eventually had to teleport everyone else out if I remember correctly.

Bagi also got a book that gave her access to The Main Channel.

She also hates Forever for bringing her to the island.

According to liveblogs, Forever tried getting some info from Quackity. Idk if he was successful. He eventually went back to the house with fake Richas and broke the pictures of flowers and the Rochas. That's where his stream ended.

Also according to liveblogs, Tubbo wrote a secret book to Fred asking for their side of the story about the maze. He also went looking for eggs again.

Bagi was given a tour of the island by Roier and Cellbit.

Bad was sadly singing happy birthday to Pomme and Dapper. Tina, Foolish, and Pac saw how sad he was and joined in. Then Bad apparently threatened Pac when he asked if he was crying.

And it's started to get late for me so I'm going to bed. I hope this was helpful and I hope future events are earlier for you guys.

#qsmp

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findingjoynweirdstuff · 3 years

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Dream SMP Recap (May 12/2021) - The L’Sandburg Ultimatum

Foolish leaves a message for the L’Sandburgians telling them that they have overstayed their welcome on his land and that they must take down their walls in five days.

Those yellow flags will be white, or this means war.

Meanwhile, Ranboo receives a letter back from the Council.

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VOD LINKS:

Ponk

Foolish

Philza

Captain Puffy

Ranboo

Badboyhalo

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- L’Sandburg has gone too far. At Foolish’s summer home, he explains that the L’Sandburgians have not only built a massive wall, but closed off the toll gate!

- They’ve gotten a little too aggressive Foolish says, taking a toll-free shortcut that’s been conveniently dug beneath the wall

(Said shortcut is a hole with a ladder going all the way down to bedrock, a few blocks of horizontal tunnel and another hole going all the way back up to the surface with a tiny piece of the ladder missing halfway up)

- L’Sandburg has left Foolish no choice but to fight back. He is reluctant to start a war yet, as he would rather not use TNT on his own land.

- The first thing he does is take down the gate. For now, he leaves them a message:

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Dear L’Sandberg,

You are in violation of the original agreement of building inside of one chunk of territory. Not only have you further expanded but you have the audacity to make a toll gate ON LAND OWNED BY FOOLISH. I expect this to be torn down by the residents of L’Sandberg within 5 days. I WILL NOT LISTEN TO ANY DISPUTE OVER THESE LAND CLAIMS!

- Foolish

5-12-21

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- Ponk visits the summer home and speaks with Foolish to tell him that he’s named his skeleton horse for him, and walked the bee.

- He leads Foolish all the way past Eret’s castle to the trapped flower hill. At the top, he places a bunch of maps with pictures of money on them

- He shows Foolish the underside of the hill, which is rigged with TNT. He blocks off the entrance as Foolish tries to run, shouts “LOVE ME” and lights it, sending the entire hill into an explosion

- Foolish asks what’s wrong with him and kills his dog. Ponk asks if he’s having a blast right now. As they walk back, Ponk turns to Foolish and says he trusts him to look after something, throwing him a poppy named “Sam <3″

Foolish: “Oh, this’ll be perfect for -- never mind.”

- Ponk then asks if Foolish notices anything different -- his eyes! He is Egg-free now

- They go up the MLG tower, and Foolish brings up the IOUs with Ponk. He mentions he’ll be going on a date soon and wants Ponk to be his waiter. Ponk says he’d be down

- Ponk tries to trade Foolish Netherite blocks for gold. He soon has to leave for the Twitch Rivals event

- Phil continues to work on the basement and chats with Tommy for a bit

- Ranboo goes to check his mailbox. Inside is a letter and an enchanted golden apple:

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Hello! No new news yet. We have been keeping an eye on things and everything seems to be going okay so far. In our searches one of us found something that may be of use to you! We have left it in this chest. We respect your wishes. - The Council

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- Ranboo leaves a return message:

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Council, Thank you for your gift it will prove to be of good use. Please make sure that you keep a close eye on everything happening regarding what we spoke about earlier. If i have any more requests i will give them to you here. Thank you again. - Ranboo

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- After Eret blew up the glitch cube (with Fundy’s permission), Puffy lights the obsidian frame into Nether portals

- She then goes to check on L’Puffburg, seeing the message from Foolish. She takes the empty book and quill to write a reply:

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I agree with Foolish and also you should give Puffy diamonds as well because I’m also offended

- Puffy

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- She returns to working on her base back home

- Puffy later speaks with Badboyhalo extensively about Tall Mama

- They meet up at L’Sandburg and Bad shows off the wall before noticing the message, reading it

- Purpled logs onto the server for a few minutes

- Bad is enraged. He, out of the kindness of his heart, made a toll-free shortcut for Foolish! They take the shortcut. When they finally emerge out the other end of the shortcut, they come face to face with Foolish

Bad: I love this wall

Puffy: “I think I’ve heard that quote somewhere...”

- He speaks with Foolish, who is upset that Bad has made this wall. Bad explains that their economy was experiencing turmoil due to a loss of toll revenue

- Bad brings up Tall Cactus, insisting that while they gave Foolish Tall Cactus back, the L’Sandburgians kept ownership of the strip of land. Foolish disagrees

- Bad says that canonically, this is their path! Foolish replies that canonically, he gives two shits about this

- Foolish disapproves of the shortcut. Bad offers to improve it. While they discuss toll, Puffy starts twerking, asking why inflation has increased the toll to one golden apple

Foolish: “Five days. Five days for this wall to come down...or we might have turmoil.”

- Foolish refuses to pay the toll. Bad offers him a special yearly tollbooth pass for ten apples. Puffy pays him nine. L’Sandburg Toll Company thanks her for business

- Foolish threatens to hire Purpled to come kill them. Puffy hands Foolish the apples to pay to Bad. Puffy asks Bad if she and Foolish can make a drug cartel that passes underneath the wall

- Bad asks Puffy to join him in defending the wall as L’Sandburg and L’Puffburg, offering her 50% of the toll revenue. Puffy isn’t on board.

- Puffy brings up Tall Mama. They talk about Tall Mama. Eventually the subject returns to the wall

Bad: “Oh, so it’s gonna be war then, is that it?”

Foolish: “Oh, is that what this is? Huh, Bad? You want war!”

- Foolish lets Bad know to respond by letter. Or, he can surrender right now, and settle things peacefully.

Foolish: “Bad, you see these yellow flags?”

Bad: “Yes.”

Foolish: “They better be white in five days.”

- Foolish says he’ll hire a bunch of mercenaries and end the war swiftly. Bad says he can pay them more to hire them over to his side.

- Foolish threatens to set up a TNT canon aimed at the wall. Bad says he can rig TNT underneath the entire place so that if it ever goes, it will be nothing but a huge crater the size of Wyoming. They proceed to discuss Wyoming

- Foolish shows Bad Finley, his child. Bad almost refuses to give Finley back, but returns her

- They go back and look at the Tall Mama poster at Bad’s house

- Then they stack themselves in boats. Many innuendos are made

- Afterwards, though, Foolish tells Bad that this changes nothing. The walls of L’Sandburg must still come down. Bad is sad

Puffy: “Yeah it meant more to you, Bad, than it meant to him.”

Foolish: “It was a one-boat-stand, okay Bad?”

- After dealing with some technical issues for a bit, Bad tries to find Skeppy for his trident and starts following Ranboo around to see what he’s up to.

- Bad finally spots Skeppy lurking on a tree, but Skeppy logs off when Bad tries to go to him. Bad tries repeatedly to convince Skeppy to log back on so he can kill him and retrieve the trident

- After the chase, Bad goes to L’Sandburg to fill chat in on the conflict, saying that Foolish seems to have declared war on L’Sandburg. Bad is unfazed by his threats and leaves his own response:

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EAT DIRT FOOLISH LSANDBURG WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!

DOWN WITH THE TYRANICAL TOTEM!!!

DIEEEEE

- With love, - BBH

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He signs the book “<3″

- Bad then “improves” the shortcut with lava out of the kindness of his heart and reinforces the wall with concrete

- Next, he tweaks the flags, making them black and yellow. He plans to mine a bunch of obsidian for the wall

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Upcoming Events:

- The ultimatum deadline (five days)

- Foolish’s date

- Quackity’s business opening

- Quackity’s next lore stream

- Tales From the SMP: “Space Race”

- Ponk’s lore stream

- Dream’s lore video

- Sapnap’s possible lore stream

- Awesamdude lore stream

#dream smp #dream smp recaps #long posts

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cafephan · 7 years

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Middle of the Night (I Need You)

Summary: Dan and Phil are stuck in their hotel room at Playlist after fans find out where they’re staying, so they make their own entertainment.

Genre: Reality, Fluff

Warnings: Swearing, mentions of alcohol

Word Count: 2.2k

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YouTube events are always hectic. The meet and greets are often disorganised and everyone runs riot, the green room fills up every year with more people that they don’t know, the ‘younger, fresher, new faces of online content’, and they often find themselves retreating either to the corner of the room or back to their hotel room as soon as they can.

But nothing is ever as hectic as the after-parties. Not the ones put on by the event, they can rarely be bothered to tolerate awkward small talk, whilst desperately trying to dodge any vlog cameras and snapchat stories and sipping on weak alcohol. Not that they can ever avoid being in an overwhelming amount of thumbnails.

No matter how many times they’ve subtly shown their disapproval at people doing as such.

So for the past few years, they’ve taken to hosting little parties of their own, inviting a few close friends over for drinks and easy chat. Everyone knows that Dan and Phil are introverts, they’ve said it themselves. Everyone also knows that Dan and Phil pretty much come as a package deal, and over time their friends have tired of teasing them about it. If anything, it’s one of the two men themselves who make a dig at their closeness.

Not being ones to break tradition, Playlist is no exception. The event’s party is happening in one of the event rooms somewhere on the ground floor, yet Dan and Phil are in their room, surrounded by their closest friends who are also fellow attendees. Drinks have been had and many a laugh have been shared, but as soon as Tom yawns, everyone begins to yawn, and the long day of panels and meetups begins to take its toll.

Slowly people begin to leave, each hugging Dan and Phil goodbye and thanking them for the get-together, and soon enough it is just the two of them in the big double room.

“So, what do we-“ Phil is cut off by Dan holding up a finger whilst he looks down at his phone.

Phil is about to throw a little tantrum (he can blame it on the alcohol despite not being anywhere near drunk) when Dan shoves his phone in Phil’s face, displaying a text from Cornelia.

Hope you two weren’t planning on leaving anytime tonight…. group of fans heading your way

“How did they even know to come here?” Phil asks, and Dan immediately places a finger to his lips, and nods towards the door.

Muffled voices can be heard, a lot of them by the sound of it.

“Is this the right room?” a voice asks.

“That’s what people are saying. They saw Phil head this way earlier today, I’m sure!” another replies, and Dan turns to face Phil again, and raises an eyebrow.

‘I told you!’ he mouths, and Phil shrugs.

‘I needed it!’ Phil replies, and Dan rolls his eyes.

‘It’s not even cold!’

‘You’re in a jumper!’

Dan waves his hand dismissively, and begins to mouth something else, but Phil can’t even begin to decipher it. He silently asks for it to be repeated, but instead Dan walks over to the desk at the far end of the room and picks up two of the complementary notepads provided by the hotel, and two of the many sharpies they brought for signing.

He then makes his way over to turn off the lights and then switches on the bedside lamps, and sits on one of the single beds (for some reason the hotel put them in adjoining rooms, one with two single beds and one with a double bed – needless to say this is the only time they’ll be using the single beds) and Phil sits on the opposite one, and Dan hands him a notepad and sharpie.

Why the lights?

Dan starts scribbling his reply.

Why do you think, genius?

Phil puts his sharpie to paper, but at the same second, yet another new voice speaks from outside their door.

“Okay I just messaged the person who saw him earlier and they said it’s definitely this room. They’re on their way too, actually.”

Best get used to lamplight and this old-school communication. Dan holds up his notepad, and a small smile has crept onto his lips.

Could we not just text? Phil replies, and Dan heads to writing again.

We could. But admit this is more fun.

Phil can’t deny it. It is fun.

Besides it’s free, it’d be rude not to! Dan is smiling widely, and it is virtually impossible for Phil not to match it.

You’re weird, he writes, and when Dan shrugs he writes again, But how long do you think we have to do this?

Dan’s sharpie is poised over his paper when one of the voices from outside speaks up again.

“Shall we just order pizza?”

A while by the sound of things…. do you think they’d give us some of that pizza?

Phil laughs, though immediately cups his hand over his mouth as they both listen to see if they were heard. When the next sounds they hear are someone ordering food from outside, they ease in relief.

It isn’t that they don’t love and appreciate their fans, of course they do, it’s just that after a packed schedule of panels and hours-long meetups, they need some time for themselves. Phil feels slightly guilty as it’s his fault, he was the one who insisted going back to their room to get a jacket (despite Dan telling him again and again he wouldn’t need it, which he didn’t in the end, but wore it anyway to prove a point) and some fans obviously saw him in the lobby and followed from a distance, then posted about it. Credit where it was due, they have always admired their fans’ dedication and sleuth skills, but everyone has their limits.

You’re going to blow our cover, you know! Phil holds up his notepad and waggles a finger from side to side in feigned disapproval, and it is Dan’s turn to laugh, and he too cups a hand over his mouth.

They’re safe again, no voices speak up.

Not the only thing I’m going to blow if you don’t stop making me laugh

Phil tilts his head to the side in confusion, and Dan shakes his head before writing again.

Ignore i said that, i don’t get it either

Phil smiles and flips to a new page. Literally never going to ignore you said that, can you not keep it in for five minutes?

A blush creeps onto Dan’s cheeks as he flips Phil off, and they both press their lips together as they desperately try to keep in their laughter.

It’s these kind of moments that they both treasure most. When the atmosphere is light and easy and they know they wouldn’t rather be there with anyone else, that it wouldn’t be anywhere near the same with anyone else.

People often assume that when Dan and Phil leave early from events and/or are somewhere else keeping themselves to themselves, things are always hotting up. When in reality, they’re doing stupid things like writing to each other on notepads whilst sitting two steps away from each other.

Not that they haven’t done anything of the former calibre, but since the incident of 2014 when it pained Dan to walk and stand upright for countless hours for a meetup the day after, they decided to keep that kind of fun for when they’re back home. Louise and Cat, the only ones who know about said incident, still tease them about it from time to time.

Guess what, Dan writes, and Phil just blinks at him, encouraging him to continue. I have an idea

I have lots of ideas, Phil writes back, Remember my idea to adopt two dogs???

Dan rolls his eyes. Forever home…..

Phil pouts, but Dan doesn’t see as he writes again.

But anyway, want to hear my genius idea?

Do i have a choice? xD

Dan narrows his eyes and flips Phil off. Let me live my life you dork, it’s not my fault people keep bringing that god awful thing up… I WAS YOUNG

Phil holds up his hands in surrender, and Dan reaches for his phone and wiggles it in his hand.

‘Watch and learn’ he mouths as he begins to type.

@danielhowell: is there anything better than free food at an event i think not

Phil’s phone immediately displays the tweet notification, and he glances at it before writing.

Wow check your privilege much

Dan flips him off yet again and nods towards the door.

“Did you see the tweet?” one of the voices asks, and is met with a chorus of mumbles of agreement.

“Should we head to the green room then? Sounds like they’re there” someone else suggests.

“It could be a scheduled tweet though, they might not be there.”

Phil reaches for his phone.

@AmazingPhil: @danielhowell i’m going back for another muffin right now i think i have an addiction help

Dan looks down at the notification and raises an eyebrow.

@danielhowell: @AmazingPhil you have a problem i can literally see you filling your pockets

It all happens in a few seconds, then, multiple voices speak at once, most significantly higher pitched and more excited than before, and then there is the sound of eager footsteps running further and further away.

Dan presses a finger to his lips as he slowly stands up and walks over to the front door and looks through the peephole.

“Looks like it’s finally just the two of us” he says with a grin as he makes his way back over, switching the lights back on as he passes the switch.

Phil stands up from the bed and stretches his legs. “I’d say we maybe have about…” he looks down at his bare wrist and taps a finger to his chin, “Fifteen minutes?”

Dan nudges him in the arm. “We could do a lot in fifteen minutes.”

“I know you mean order room service and watch anime.”

Dan rests his head on Phil’s shoulder.

“Damn right I do. Can we?”

Phil smiles and rests his head on Dan’s. “Whatever you want.”

Ten minutes later they’re tucked up in the double bed finishing off a stack of chocolate coated waffles (Phil is still holding a grudge at the hotel for taking pancakes off of the menu) and watching an episode of an anime.

“You know what I just realised?” Phil asks between bites.

“Not until you tell me, oh wise one” Dan replies.

“We probably could’ve just gone straight to this room and just, like, whispered. I think we’d have been fine, the doors are far apart.”

Dan stops chewing for a moment as he ponders the theory, and eventually laughs.

“We’re stupid.”

Phil laughs too. “We really are.”

“We had fun, though.”

“We really did.”

They don’t speak another word for the rest of the episode, but Dan moves into Phil’s arms and Phil gently draws patterns on Dan’s bare skin with his fingers, and they both take a moment to silently thank whatever higher forces may exist in the universe for making everything possible.

As the party downstairs continues in full swing and the sky continues to darken and the American nightlife blossoms outside of their window, they snuggle into the duvet and pull it up to their chins (the sheets are only thin, and they constantly have the air conditioning running despite them not needing it on after ten minutes).

“Can I ask something of you?” Phil whispers, they’re both now half-asleep.

Dan yawns, and turns to face him. “Anything.”

Phil pauses for a moment and smiles to himself. “When we get back can you please take some handwriting lessons?”

Dan doesn’t open his eyes, though gently kicks Phil’s leg under the duvet. “Fuck you,” he says, his voice is laced with sleep and a smile toys at his lips.

“I love you” Phil says, and can’t stop himself from closing the (already very small) gap between them and kissing Dan softly, causing Dan’s eyes to open.

“I love you more” Dan replies, then places a hand on Phil’s neck, bringing him back down for another kiss. “But your handwriting sucks too.”

“If that’s the only complaint you have, I can live with that.”

“You’re lucky you’re cute or else I’d kick your ass right now” Dan says, evidently falling back into the clutches of sleep.

“We established onstage today that we wouldn’t fight, besides you’d be too scared that I’d annihilate you” Phil grins, and Dan sighs dramatically.

“Go to sleep, loser” he says fondly as he finds Phil’s hand and loosely links their fingers.

Phil presses a kiss to Dan’s forehead and closes his eyes.

The room falls silent, and nobody has returned to outside their door.

“… But we both know I’d be the one to annihilate you” Dan adds to his previous statement.

“You didn’t seem to think so on the night before we left for America” Phil quips, and Dan cringes.

“Phil.”

It is the last word spoken before they both fall asleep, lulled to sleep by the distant pounding music from the party.

Little do they know they dream about the same thing that night. Of many easy, light-hearted nights like the one they just had, in a forever home of their own with a canine friend running around at their feet.

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thank you so much for reading, i hope you enjoyed the fic!

please let me know what you thought and like/reblog if you liked it :)

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also the title is from Middle Of The Night by The Vamps!

#cafephanfics #phanfic #phanfiction #phan fluff #phan #phan fanfiction #damn i'm nervous to post this #ok let's just go for it

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