#yah probably like an hysterical fake pregnancy. you know like in dogs

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had the weirdest dream..

#i dreamt that outta nowhere my belly just started growing #as in. pregnancy. i was pregnant. call me the virgin mary #and it just kept growing and i started bleeding and it was so painful #so i went to a doctor and the doctor was like. uhm. yeah so theres no heartbeat in there. actually i dont think there's anything in there #yah probably like an hysterical fake pregnancy. you know like in dogs #and i was like????????? bro my belly is GROWING. and it HURTS. and its HEAVY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES NOTHING IN HERE #and then for some reason they amputated my legs. and then i woke up #weird shit