#yap dat fool

[doctor-rainbowfoxey]

Star Trek Mirror Universe Fic: Badlands Series - McKirk - Ode Lally, Golly What a Day 2

Chapter 1

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8433457/chapters/23896194

Never ever thinking their was danger on the path, they were playing, they fooled around.

Never dreaming that the Empire’s Enforcer and his troops where hunting them and closing in.

Clever fox and Laughing Lion sprinting through the badlands, jumping ravines and dodging disrupter blasts.

Contemplating nothing but escaping, and finally managing it.

Ode de lally ode de lally golly what a day.

Ode de lally ode de lally, golly what a day.

  James and Leo tear through the undergrowth the badlands’ jungle like forests, having long ago left the path.  They are dexterously traversing the difficult terrain filled with the raised roots of enormous trees, the trunks of felled trees, jumping creeks, and ditches.  The two maneuver through the thick brush, all the while dodging disrupter blasts. Unwilling to come quietly, the duo frequently stop when they find cover and fire back at the attacking troops.  So far they had managed to gain more breathing room from their pursuers, due to their speed and knowledge of the terrain. Never less the empire’s dogs were persistent and the two were still struggling to shake them off their trail.

 "Fuck Fuck, fuck,“ swore Kirk under his breath, as a volley of fire caused him to dodge this way and that as he ran.  The deadly flashes of light barely missing him at times. ” Fuck, fuck, fuck!  Fuck me, fuck us, fuck fucking disrupters, fuck trees, and but most importantly fuck the Empire!“

 "Hush yer yap idjit!” hissed Leo slightly breathless and irate “I’ve taught ya better than that!” Suddenly a blast of blinding red light tore into the large tree behind him.  The shot seemingly only missing Leonard, because nearly at the same time a unexpected dip in the ground causes the man to stumble.  Bones yelps loudly, falling to ground while shielding his face from the sparks and wood splinters.

 " Hypocrite!“ teased kirk grinning like a maniac, while looking at friend fondly,who was now once again running alongside him.

 "I said put a blasted cork in it!” growled Bones, who is still distracted by the shock of having just gotten much too up close and personal with a disrupter blast. “Heavens to Bloody Betsy that was too close, too damn close.  Jim can’t we have a nice regular raid on empire stores or run of the mill sabotage mission for once?  Could ya not for once go for the most bat shit crazy dangerous mission  Your…”

 "Hey look at our luck Bonsey, see that lovely bit of  cover  way ahead?!“ interrupted Kirk with optimistic excitement, while pointing at the remnants of an old stone wall.

 "Grand.  Does said cover have a phaser cannon too?”

 "Nope! Plum out of canons bones,“ chirps Kirk.

 ” Well, I guess I’ll just have to settle for being thankful for small blessings.“ Complained Leo.

 "Come on Bones at least things can’t get worse,” teases Kirk “ To me things are looking up.”

 "Yeah real peachy,“ Bones huffs as he and jumps over a felled tree.

 "Seriously, we get to embarrass the empire, have some fun and….”  Kirk stops suddenly listening intently “Fuck!  Bones do you hear that?”

 Leo stops and listens, automatically trusting he kids instinct in this sort of situation.  He hears it a high metallic whirring buzz growing louder by the second.  "Hells bells, we’re so fucking fit to be tied!“

 Kirk whistles low and rubs a hand through his hair absentmindedly, "Marcus is piiisssed!  I always suspected Marcus was the thin skinned self-conscious sort of tyrant.  Our stunt must have worked better than anticipated!” Then he smiled once again with a wicked unhinged sort of glee. “As they say, out of the frying pan and into the fire.  Fuck Bones, this is gonna be a blast.”

Leonard glares at the kid with a feral look of his own “I question your sanity and your warped priorities.”

 This only makes Jim laugh harder as the whine approaching threat gets louder.  Then Kirk slaps Leo heartedly on the arm, crowing “ I call dibs on going high, and you get to be the bait again. Bones.”

Bones crosses his arms looking even more irritated, “ Why am I always the bait?”

 "Dat ass of course,“ then like a monkey Kirk takes to the trees via a long vine and his deft climbing skills, before Leo can get his just deserts.

"Dadgummit!” That kid is going to get his a knot jerked in his tail one day. “ Mutters the doctor irritability as never less assumes his dutifully role "mark my words.”

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