#yap yap yapping

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robo reposting the cute little picture someone drew of the cartoon versions of him and otter holding hands and tagging him in it. happy pride month stars fans

#sobbing on the floor #k****** myself in front of them to forever change their bond and trajectory of their lives #yap yap yapping #okay fine i’ll add proper tags #jake oettinger #jason robertson #dallas stars #dallas stars polycule moment

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hockey needs confessionals. not typical player robot soundbites. but i want them sitting with a bad green screen background in the middle of a game like

“and then, get this, he tells me i need to get some mouthwash! you believe that shit? like, buddy, if you’re that close to my mouth maybe YOU’RE the problem!”

“like he literally bit me. who does that? who bites someone? he’s crazy. and with a father like his, i don’t even know why i’m surprised!”

“you know i’m lining up for a face off against him and it’s really awkward, okay, because i mean. half of this league has slept with him or dreamt about it at least, right? not to call him a slut but if the shoe fits. so obviously i lose the face off,”

#anyways it would make the sport 5000x more entertaining #dissecting each others chirps and hits with the attitude of a 50yo housewife #it’s 2pm and i just woke up and this is what i wake up thinking about #you don’t have hockey for a couple days and society loses its minds #giggling at the thoughts #nhl #hear me now !!! #yap yap yapping

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the stanley cup playoffs is just like. trying desperately not to fall into hate with your mutuals with slightly different tastes in teams

#half of my dash being filtered content rn … protecting MY peace #yap yap yapping

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this harls article …. “He's akin to an adopted child for Wedgewood and his wife, Brittany” oh okay thanks

#‘he's proving to me that he's eating food’ okay!!! #thank u taylor …. my god #yap yap yapping #thomas harley #< for later reference

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SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

#PLEASE PELAKSJEKSK #i cannot. do this. anymore #424 #yap yap yapping

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of course tyler would have a custom snapback that says “groom” for his wedding week. of course he would.

#he’s a parody of himself and i love him for it #from kate’s story #kate do u have one 🗣️ show it off 🗣️ #tyler seguin #dallas stars #yap yap yapping

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becoming briefly obsessed with the pictures of miro and roope walking where roope is in white and miro is in all black that could only really exist from 2020-2021

#smthn abt roope and his long blond hair like 👼 #and miro. well. not nearly 😈 but just kinda . a guy #idk it’s a specific vibe i enjoy out of them #yap yap yapping

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is this a good time to talk abt how roope hintz and sergei fedorov are the same dude or

#the math on the polls isn’t mathing #i’m sorry if u voted for sergei and not roope u r not serious ppl i fear #natural blondes who bleach their hair representation #< is this a true thing abt fedorov idk #roope hintz #sergei fedorov #okay … good night #yap yap yapping

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i do love the idea that the stars leadership is so good at shutting down locker room cancers. like you just start pissing everyone off and either have to deal with jamie’s thousand yard stare, tyler just fucking talking over you, or miro and esa just :| and proceeding to very obviously talk shit in finnish

#i also do feel like they’re all the types to just bluntly be like. okay stop. #idk that’s so funny to me #yap yap yapping

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what do i have to do to make non starsblr ppl understand the importance of roope and miro's relationship. like i work so hard to spread the good word.

they actively have matching 8x8.45 contracts. which is the most insane thing you can do with a beloved teammate

they played for the HIFK together for a season before miro even got drafted. roope only got moved there AFTER he was already drafted to the stars. so there was an overlap of time there together pre-star miro and post-star roope. they didnt even Know

julia (miro's long term girlfriend) once commented on roope's instagram "@/miroheiskanen, you can date him and i'll take his girl". and then miro Liked The Comment.

they took their rookie laps Together. Because They Played Their First NHL Game on the Same Night.

they were also road roomies their rookie year. which. you Know.

they often do events or just generally hang out over the summer. so it's less than during the season obviously but its Year Round from them. no breaks.

when miro got drafted to the notoriously finnish nhl team he was asked if he tried to talk to any of the finns already there and was like. well obviously roope i know him so good. but nobody else (:

roope. and i cannot stress this enough. takes miro clothes shopping. that is a real thing!

possibly less of a real thing but very often they ARE color coordinated. so..

the stars had to tweet a picture with them with the caption "they're not holding hands." like maybe they should stand farther apart then

miro compliments roope's defensive capabilities and roope compliments miro's offensive capabilities. Okay.

have you seen roope try to look miro in the face without pulling out the fondest look. he's never succeeded. this is well documented.

overlooked because it's not towards the back/front but miro always goes out right before roope when getting on the ice. girl they're in each others rituals.

and many more i am sure i'm forgetting ...

#like baby this is just off the top of my head #someone... someone out there please care... #Theres a Web Weave About This. Wonder Who Made It #424 #yap yap yapping #i didn’t tag this with their names initially but this is actually. a good source of info for those unaware #so #miro heiskanen #roope hintz

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there's such weird pushback to being a hater to vegas "well you have to respect it!" "you only hate them because your team isnt doing it" "you guys just hate them because they're a new team" "you shouldn't be so mean" no + wrong + i like seattle + i am not nice + i think m*rk st*ne is fugly

#sports are for haters . we need to take it back #i respect nobody not even my own team #yap yap yapping

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soooo it sounds like there’s rlly not gonna be like ……. any stars coverage from the athletic anymore except for whatever saad has the free time for basically and i’m ://// we’re second in the league come the fuck on

#athletic i hate you athletic i hate you #also vaguely annoyed in his direction #not bc of him having to pivot away i’m v understanding of that #but being sooo unclear and pissy abt it at the beginning of the season when everyone was concerned that we had like no dedicated stars #coverage anymore ….. he was so defensive and like i get it but also girl it HAS greatly minimized the coverage we get!!!!!! and only NOW #are u finally saying that!!!!! #idk …. idk what the point is of keeping my subscription atp this is fucking dogshit #yap yap yapping

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i get the fun of the many generations of narratives that come with nhl nepo babies or even like. dudes who had hockey freak dads. but there is smthn sooo unbelievably endearing abt a guy who is just good at hockey. no background or reason to it. just a special chosen one type beat. like miro having a mom who's a teacher and a dad who fixes doors and not owning an nhl jersey until he got drafted and being as good as he is is just. it hits better soryy

#so special to me #forever thinking abt him....also ... so... #like idk. his parents maybe did some hockey stuff but he doesnt talk abt it that i know of #hes just special (: (doomed) #yap yap yapping

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why is he looking at me like that

#hello #is he also getting annoyed with the camera constantly moving as heika yaps. or. #yap yap yapping

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do u guys have bracket challenges.... i want in.... let me in please....

#should i make a starsblr one. has anyone already done that #yap yap yapping

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hold on. wait a minute. just hold on. w. wait . wait a minute hold on wa

#IM CRUING REAL TEARS #REAL LIFE #THEYRE NOT REAL HOW ARE THEY REAL #THEIR FATED NATURE IS JUST NOT OKAY ANYMORE #424 #yap yap yapping