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vypridae · 2 months

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nrnfhdhdhhd I know you as the person who draws amazing drawings of the V's- so I want to share some headcannons I have about them since fellow V's enthusiast:

Trans fem Velvette (..she just gives those vibes-)

Intersex Val (I only half headcannon this one)

Omnisexual Velvette (preferring girls because she just. she just is idk-)

Valentino secretly gets flustered at actually romantic gestures because what is this feeling he's the overlord of lust and depravity not love-

Vox is a simp for Val. We already know that though.

Velvette thinks any of her old styles are cringe

Velvette definitely has a full folder of photos and videos of Val and Vox being all gay for eachother because they're too dumb to take any photos for themselves.

Vox's screen lights up when he's flustered

That is all :3

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FIRST OFF YOU CANNOT JUST DROP THAT YOU KNOW ME AS SOMEONE WHO DRAWS "AMAZING DRAWINGS OF THE VEES" IM ACTUALLY GONNA IMPLODE ??!?? WHAT HTE FUCK /POS LIKE THANK YOU SO MUCH HELLO

secondly YEESS VEES HCS !!!!! transfem velvette is so 100% something ive thought of before, its not really something i hc like all the way but its sooo genius and i love that, AND INTERSEX VAL . YES . im always a sucker for hcing characters as intersex and / or trans (trans vox actualy is the best hc ever did u know /j)

omni velvette actually makes so much fucking sense what . i like hcing her as lesbian because i lke the idea of her two gay-for-each-other best friends that keep trying to drag her into stuff and she denies them because shes not into them but also ?? in a world with poly vees thats actually so perfect and is 100% what im going with

ALSO YES !!!! YES YES YES YES YES FLUSTERED VAL OVER ROMANTIC GESTURES YEESSESS EYS YES YESY SEYYES im writing a fic thats gonna end with that actually SAHJKJASDFHGK stay tuned ill post it eventually

velvette having a full folder of staticmoth being gay is actually so canon so real . she threatens to use the videos/pictures as blackmail and staticmoth are like when the FUCK did u record these . and shes like its a secret now get to FUCKING WORK

ALSO . VOX'S SCREEN . LIGHTING UP WHEN HES FLUSTERED IS ONE OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE HCS I LOVE IT SO MUCH AND IDEK WHY . us when we share like 90% of these hcs actually

#anon ur such a genius actually #thank u for sharing these ogmhoam <3 #xanbox #hazbin hotel #the vees #vox #valentino #velvette #staticmoth #voxval

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hiemaldesirae · 1 month

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Alastor: *possessively cuddles Vox while pretending to be violently sick.*

Vox: *on the phone to Val.* "I don't know what you've done to him, but he's sick, Val. You need to take better care of yourself incase Alastor eats you again! He's my husband, of course I care about him--we've been married for over 60 years! Val, I told you when you wanted to be my boyfriend that being my husband's dinner would probably happen relatively often, he's very possessive. It's why if I usually got horny before you I stuck to toys."

Alastor: *proud smirk as he nuzzles Vox's stomach.*

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Valentino: *on the phone.* "HE FUCKING ATE ME! ME, VOXXY! I--WHAT DO YOU MEAN A BETTER DIET?!? THIS WASN'T--yes I signed the Voxtech contract...yes I remember it said something about maybe getting eaten but I thought--THAT IS FOR HIM?!? WHAT THE FUCK, VOXXY?? YOU LET HIM GET PICK OF OUR EMPLOYEES?!? EVEN ANGEL DUST?!? Wait, Velvette isn't on the eating list?!? Why not?!?!"

Velvette: *laughing hysterically.* "Cause I'm a doll, sweetie."

please guys you have to stop being cooler than me. its MY blog

god. its just so sweet im suchhh a sucker for sickfics (<- man who is sick 364/365 days of the year) vox taking care of al while he's "sick".... he doesnt know how to cook for shit but he gets delivery (and al eats the delivery boy) so neither of them have to go anywhere for the day <3 all public appointments get cancelled so he can focus on his husband for the day and he even ends up listening to a few radio broadcasts just for als sake

im sure deep down inside vox knows its all bs but if it means he can spend some quality time with his husband without people getting pissy he'll fuckin take it

(also the employee contract is sooo fucking silly im crying LMAO. i feel like vox hired mainly aquatic (fish) sinners so al wouldnt have to go to chowtown on a bug or something. the first time he ends up eating val is not their first meeting, contrary to public belief, but when he mocks al for vox leaving him)

#ran rambles #hazbin hotel #radiostatic #general asks

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crabknee · 2 months

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further live opinions on fremblem valentino

a. whoa this dungeons stuff is real cool

b. somewhat spitefully made faye a pegknight instead of cleric (i was thinking i needed a healer) on account of the fact that i was leveling her a bunch, and finding out ms silque was inherently one is great news for my survivability

c. HP COST STAT ON MAGIC???

d. okok so ive been playing pokemblem the romhack and i now understand more what they were pulling from with the item system in that, being one item which you hold and get the benifits of instead of a weapon you equip per se. which prevents you from not being able to attack which is neat. tragic for those who enjoyed the strategy of sending someone in disarmed to sit there and get xp

c1. you know thats probably why they mentioned spellcaster weilding black magic this early. all magic is black now ig happy black history month

e. PEGASI DONT EXPLODE UPON BEING PERCIEVED BY AN ARCHER?????

f. also ive noticed like the whole weapon triangle system doesnt seem to be like. a thing. or at least be so minimal in effects for it to not be noticed by me and also they just havent mentioned it. is this true?

g. wtf faye do a lance spin but not a crit im being scammed >:[

h. im in LOVE with all the lil ways the combat animations change depending on situation like if they're running in from afar the animation is them doing so, the person doing the defending waltzes up from out of their forest or whatever the spot is, and like ahsjgsbs its so good

i. hmm. crit did less than a one shot. this used to only happen with like real lategame bitches i think. troubling.

j. ok so there may have been a casualty due to the classic enemy crit jumpscare but luckily this has canon savescumming <3

yay jay opinions!

a. yeah I know right!! it's actually so cool

b. Yeah I did that too, didn't think I needed two that early (it's gonna be a while before the next one though so you're gonna have to make do

c. YES and it's each time you cast the spell, so twice if you double, I think it's a cool mechanic tbh

c1. yeah and also just that all attack magic is black and all status and healing is white (but they also take health to cast)

e. skipping d i suppose, they do, but only if the enemy actually has a bow equipped and not just using generic bow

f. Yeah there's no weapon triangle in this game

g. heheheha get scammed sucker

h. Yeah the animations in this game slap sooo hard honestly, it's great I love it

i. this game has some pretty low damage numbers and some pretty beefy enemies so yeah, makes sense

j. damn, :( poor [redacted] good thing [redacted] is ok now

#asks #jayandthejets #jay plays fe15 #pie dni

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patroklous · 4 years

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poetry at valentino fw19

#yes im a sucker for valentino #runway #high fashion #details #fall/winter #fashion #haute couture #maison valentino #hf #uploads

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trashcanfanfics · 3 years

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May I get a fanfic in Val’s POV where Valentino is in one of the worst moods he’s ever been in since nothing has been going his way correctly and he ends up lashing out in reader?(Im a sucker for angst) 🥲

There were a few more asks that I felt could fit into this so thats what I did! Also, friendly reminder, I write gender neutral! Hope you enjoy!

Valentino was pissed. Nothing was going right. Three actors were maimed, five more killed, and to top it off, Y/n wasn't at work or answering his texts. He had half a mind to march down there and demand why they didn't come to work. He missed them more than anything, really. Val thought that seeing them would definitely would change the whole day. That was before he remembered that he confessed while drunk. He decided to let them be, but he was irritated to say the least. He was losing money, afterall!

He gave up on trying to be the bigger person. Valentino was their boss, fisrt and foremost. He pulled out his phone and pulled up their contact. He'd call them.

The phone rang twice before a groggy "hello" answered. Val's anger raised. They ditched work to sleep in? Absolutely not. It doesn't matter how much he loves them, this was unacceptable.

"Y/n where the FUCK are you?" He was seeing red. Val was also slightly hurt. It seemed like they were avoiding him the last few days. Whenever he tried to talk to them, it seemed something else was in the way. Their breath caught in their throat. Fear. That was fear. They were scared of him. That didn't sit right in his mind and made his anger worsen, but this time, at himself.

"I'm sorry, Boss, I-" there was vicious coughing fit, "-I'm a lil' under the weather." There was more coughing. Guilt bubbled up in his chest. Of course they're sick. They've been looking awful for at least two days now. He can't believe he didn't notice sooner.

"It's alright, it's just been a stressful day today." They hummed back in tired underestanding. "Get some rest, babycakes." He hung up the phone and turned to the closest office person. Val informed them he would be out for the rest of the day and to contact his second in command to take care of whatever else was needed today. With that, he left.

~*~

Y/n's place was that little house Val murdered their stalker in. They appreciated not living in a run down apartment now, but was slightly confused as to how he got the house. He told them not to worry about it and enjoy their new space.

Upon entering the house, he took off his coat and hat, hanging them on the rack by the door. The furniture was replaced with lovely red and black walnut instead of that tacky white and bright makore it was before. He had let Y/n take over with his interior designer and decorators. They certainly had taste, just as he knew they did. The ceilings, he was pleased to notice, were now high enough that he could stand properly.

Val made it to the kitchen and opened up some cabinets, looking for some type of soup he could make for them. That's what people eat when they're sick, right? It's what Vox always made him when he wasn't feeling his best. When they weren't fighting or on a break. He found it weird that he didn't feel empty the way he used to when he broke up with Vox before. Maybe it's because he didn't have anything past platonic feelings for him now? Hm.

He found the soup and then went searching for a pot. The pot he pulled out was...very well used, to put it nicely. Val made a mental note to get them a new pots and pans set. Heating up the soup, he added a few extra seasonings to it to make it less bland. the next thing he found that needed replacing were their dish and silverware. How did they live like this? Their bowls and plates had chips in them, silverware with dents and scratches. Plastic cups from the second hand store? No wonder they got sick! He immediately went online and bought them new dishes.

He grabbed the bowl of soup in his bottom hands while grabbing a chipped mug (more replacements needed) and pouring some juice from the fridge into it. Putting the juice back, he handled both items in both sets of hands. He carefully made his way down the hall to the room.

Inside, he was greeted by Y/n's sleeping form. Their peaceful face made his heart melt. He gently placed the soup and drink down on the nightstand before gently shaking them awake. They snorted and sat up, immediately groaning, then held their head. A headache probably. Their eyes met his and widened.

"Bo-" They started coughing harshly. Val placed a hand on their back, rubbing up and down to help. His lower hands reached for the mug and brought it up to them. They looked at it when their coughing calmed down and then took it, taking a drink.

"How're you feeling, Y/n?" The question took them off guard. Had they expected him to be angry? The thought made the guilt from before rise up again.

"I'm...not the best." They looked down at the mug in their hands, gently rubbing the rim with their thumb. Val rubbed their back some more before grabbing the soup in his upper hands and sitting on the edge of the bed.

"I heard soup can help with that." He smiled as he dipped the spoon into the soup. Val offered the filled spoon to them. They stared at it amoment before looking him in the eyes and taking the bite. Val's face erupted with a blush. Why did they have to do it like that? He looked away as his lower hands smoothed out the bedsheets near them. The thumping in his chest reminded him that he had drunkenly confessed just a few days ago and hasn't said anything about it to them since.

"...Val?" His breath hitched wheen he heard them say his name. He looked back at them. "Can I have more?" He just about died again. He quickly dipped the spoon back into the bowl and raised it back to their lips. Their...very soft looking lips. The way they wrapped around the spoon and took the soup with it. He was getting very hot and bothered. Oh no.

"How about I take that cup and you take the bowl, precious. I'll get you more juice." He stood, holding out the bowl with his upper arms while the lower ones reached for the mug. They let out a soft laugh and handed him the cup before grabbing the bowl. Both of their hands touched and Val swore it felt like fire raced across his skin. He squinted, awkwardness forgotten for a moment, and leaned down to place an unoccupied hand on their forehead. They had a fever!

"Uh...Boss?" Their face was red, probably from the fever. He removed his hand and hummed. Val left the room without a word and headed for the kitchen. He opened the fridge and picked up the jug of juice in his upper right hand, twisting the cap off with the upper left. As he was pouring the juice into the cup, he wondered what he wwould do about the confession thing. He capped the juice and put it away.

Back in the hallway right outside the bedroom door, he knew he had to tell them again. But sober this time. He entered the room and walked over to place down the mug. Y/n watched him, the bowl, empty, had been placed on the nightstand.

"Y/n, there's something I'd like to discuss with you." He sat down on the edge of the bed again as they went ridged. There's that fear again. He hated the way his chest hurt at the thought of them being afraid of him. "About a few days ago. When I was drunk." He wasn't looking at them, but heard their sigh as they relaxed. The ache in his chest eased a bit when he saw that from the corner of his eye.

"Yes...That." Their reply almost made the moth laugh. They felt just as awkward as he did over this. That made this easier somewhat.

"Yes, well, I meant what I said." He took a breath. "I love you, and that's the reason that Vox and I aren't together anymore. He called me out on my infatuation with you a while ago but I said it was just a passing thing and that I wanted to make things work between him an' me."

"So...You two are back together now, I'm confused by the continuity, here." Y/n's voice was hoarse. They cleared their throat as Val reached over to hand them their mug. They thanked him and took a swig.

"No. This time it's for good because I want to pursue you." He grabbed one of his antenae and scratched where the base and his head meet. A tic he'd picked up from Y/n. Though, they have hair that they run their fingers through instead. "I would like to become your lover." He finally met their eyes. They were staring blankly at him. His heart sank to the bottom of his stomach. They didn't feel the same.

"...You do know how...inappropriate this is right?" They ran their hand through their hair, undoing knots as they came across them. Val itched to help them with that. Even when their hair looks like a rat's nest, he imagined it'd feel soft. "If we were to be together, how would that look? I'm your employee, a porn actor. everyone'll see this as you taking advantage of me. How would that be for your reputation?"

"To hell with my reputation! I couldn't give less of a fuck. All I want is you! If it makes you feel better, I'll fire you, I'll make you co owner of the studios! Anything to have you beside me and share your existance with me."

"Boss-"

"To allow me to kiss you! To let me hold you! To let me wake up to you every morning and fall asleep with you every night!" He was waving all four hands and his lower ones reached out to hold them by the upper arms.

"Boss!" He didn't hear them, too caught up in his feelings.

"To share meals and experiences! To live with you and laugh with you!"

"Valentino!" This snapped him out of it. His upper hands were now gently holding their face. He enjoyed the warmth and how close they were. They let out a breath. "Calm down, I still have a headache." He immediately let go of them and scooted as far as he could from them.

"I-I'm sorry, precious, I don't know what came over me." He looked down at all four of his hands folded on his lap. They sighed and reached over to hold the bundle of hands.

"I do. You've got it bad." They huffed out in amusement, but their attempt at a joke made his heart sink further. "But, uh, I kinda got it bad too." These words made him whip his head back up to look at them.

"What...?" He could have slapped himself if he wasn't so focused on the next words to come out of their mouth.

"I love you, too, Valentino. I would love to be your partner." Those words made him grab them into his embrace and snuggle his head into the crook of their neck.

"That's wonderful, precious! I'll make you so happy, I promise!" He squeezed them tighter. They wheezed slightly.

"That's great and all, but," they wheezed again, "I'm still sick." Oops. He let go and stood up to take care of them thoughout the rest of their sickness.

The word after may have changed, but they wwill always be his favorite.

#hazbin hotel x reader #valentino x reader #trashcan answers you #babycakes

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