#yoga mums still remain oblivious to Roy Kent being a footballer

[fangirl-k8ee-ladyknight]

Is there/could there be a fic where

1) Roy takes the yoga mums to the charity gala after he’s been promoted to gaffer and just tells them it’s a work thing that he thinks they’ll have fun at and he buys them all glorious outfits and gets them a limo, the whole nine, and all they have to do is bid on Jamie for him.

2) Roy asks Jamie “do you trust me? Then have fun. Peacock. Pull an audible and tell the bidder they can pick the date. Enjoy your prick self.”

3) the mums buy his date and tell him he needs to wear clothes he can be *flexible* in and roy just tells Jamie to go with it.

4) date is just regular yoga night with Roy and the mums with wine (that Roy lets Jamie have TWO glasses of) and reality tv show watching and boy problem bitching and he has an absolute blast.

5) the mums “misunderstand” and make comments about how cute a couple they’d make all night.

Either pre-relationship or getting together.

#ted lasso #ted lasso fanfic #Jamie Tartt #Roy Kent #Jamie tartt/roy Kent #Jamie fucking tartt #Roy fucking Kent #Roy x Jamie #fan fic #fan fic prompt #throw in some teddependent to be cheeky #yoga mums #Roy spoils the people he loves #Roy looks out for the people he loves #yoga mums still remain oblivious to Roy Kent being a footballer #yoga mums only know Jamie tartt from lust conquers all #Jamie joins the weekly yoga group #please direct me to this fic #I’m begging