#Jamie fucking tartt

[fangirl-k8ee-ladyknight]

Is there/could there be a fic where

1) Roy takes the yoga mums to the charity gala after he’s been promoted to gaffer and just tells them it’s a work thing that he thinks they’ll have fun at and he buys them all glorious outfits and gets them a limo, the whole nine, and all they have to do is bid on Jamie for him.

2) Roy asks Jamie “do you trust me? Then have fun. Peacock. Pull an audible and tell the bidder they can pick the date. Enjoy your prick self.”

3) the mums buy his date and tell him he needs to wear clothes he can be *flexible* in and roy just tells Jamie to go with it.

4) date is just regular yoga night with Roy and the mums with wine (that Roy lets Jamie have TWO glasses of) and reality tv show watching and boy problem bitching and he has an absolute blast.

5) the mums “misunderstand” and make comments about how cute a couple they’d make all night.

Either pre-relationship or getting together.

#ted lasso #ted lasso fanfic #Jamie Tartt #Roy Kent #Jamie tartt/roy Kent #Jamie fucking tartt #Roy fucking Kent #Roy x Jamie #fan fic #fan fic prompt #throw in some teddependent to be cheeky #yoga mums #Roy spoils the people he loves #Roy looks out for the people he loves #yoga mums still remain oblivious to Roy Kent being a footballer #yoga mums only know Jamie tartt from lust conquers all #Jamie joins the weekly yoga group #please direct me to this fic #I’m begging

[jenni3penny]

I just want a little button to push that plays Jamie Tartt saying "It's just poopy.".

My day would be infinitely better...

#jamie fucking tartt #king of kings suddenly

[yelena-bellova]

I’m on the brink of tears thinking about little Jamie with a Roy Kent poster in his bedroom only to end up sat around a breakfast table 15+ years later with Roy’s family, handing his hero a present and debating whether or not they’re best friends.

#I’M SO FUCKING EMOTIONAL ABOUT THIS #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #jamie tartt #roy kent

[thetarttfuldickhead]

Normal, Reasonable and Actually Very Heterosexual Things To Do: Jamie Tartt Edition

Maintain strong eye contact with your belovedathed rival while deliberatedly unbuttoning your jacket to flaunt your smooth chest, firm pecs, and perky nipples. For maximal effect, have your unbelievably hot girlfriend sit next to you and look on with amused interest.

Mmm, yeah, I feel you, Roy. I can't believe this shit either.

#keeley's face in this is fucking everything #jamie tartt #roy kent #keeley jones #royjamie #but also #royjamiekeeley #because they all look so stupidly hot here and if jamie and keeley hadn't broken up they would have taken roy home that night #1x04 #my stuff

[jazzellow]

ted lasso got me fucked up

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #trent crimm #like they reveal that so casually and it just fucked me up even more

[walnutmistjamie]

Jamie and Roy being in love looking at each other (1/?)

#tedlassogif #royjamie #roy x jamie #jamie tartt #roy kent #*mine: gifs #i'm having a fucking mental breakdown over canon rj tonight just LOOK AT THEM no one can convince me these boys are not in love #don't talk to me unless it's to talk about them #im crying #rjinlove

[jamietwat]

Yeah Roy was Jamie’s special interest (affectionate) before he met him but I don’t think we talk enough about the fact that Jamie got on Roy’s nerves so immediately and completely that he was Roy’s special interest (derogatory) since before Ted showed up and certainly long before Roy was a coach or intentionally spent time with him

Like I’m imagining later on when Roy and Jamie are still in their he’s not my best friend phase, Jamie finds some big fan made how much do you know about Jamie Tartt quiz and sending it to the team group chat to telling everyone to do it and send their scores

Roy assumes it must be a super easy quiz and common knowledge so he doesn’t really think anything of it when he responds with a screenshot of his like 95% and it calling him a Jamie Tartt super fan with “I’m going to kill myself.” But he responded too soon to realize that it is in fact not the super easy quiz he assumed it was until the team starts responding with way lower scores

Like they’ve got varying levels of passing knowledge but no one even remotely competes with Roy or gets labelled a superfan in their results including Keeley who Jamie sent it to separately (she knew lots and got higher than most people but like she absolutely does not know or care about his stats and shit like that and she hasn’t watched all of his interviews to hear all of the stuff on there) and including Jamie who sends back his 85% with “how THE FUCK did u score higher than i did???”

And Roy is incredulous like “How did you not know the answers? This whole quiz is about you” and Jamie’s like “u expect me to remember everything that ever happens to me and everything ive ever said???” And Jan responds “Apparently Roy does”

And basically the entire team never lets Roy live his Jamie Tartt super fan status and knowing more about Jamie than Jamie does down and Roy deeply regrets not waiting for other people to respond before he sent anything/faking worse results

#Roy like every fact I know about Jamie I’ve learned about was against my will as if he didn’t intentionally hate consume media about him #Roy is HUMILIATED to get the highest score and get higher than Jamie but he’s also like #what the ACTUAL fuck how the fuck did Jamie score lower and why am I the ONLY one that had a better score than him #Roy Kent #Jamie Tartt #RoyJamie #Ted Lasso #Mine

[tarttedup]

jamie and his little bags

bonus:

#jamie tartt #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #tedlassogif #tedlassoedit #i know based on the stills there'll be another one to add to this after tomorrows ep #but that will make an odd number and fuck up the formatting of this so #posting now #(also since i'm super impatient and don't want to wait the one (1) day it will be) #myedit #editing to add more bags because i want them all together #1x01 #1x02 #2x03 #2x05 #2x06 #2x07 #2x10 #2x12 #3x01 #3x02 #3x03 #3x04 #3x07 #3x06

[murderouswidowsmatter]

It's so true to point out how important it is for Jamie's arc for him to take accountability for the leak but not enough people are talking about how he doesn't even need to apologize. Like he goes out of his way to say it's never the victim's fault when he hears about the leak. But it's clear that to him, this innocence doesn't apply to him. It's no more his fault for getting hacked that it would be Keeley's if the video had been stolen from her.

Jamie still sees himself as in the wrong, though. So much so that when he goes to apologize to Keeley he also babbles on about not believe Roy and Keeley's relationship at first. This information isn't even relevant to what happened, but he still goes out his way to mention it— correcting himself from when he said he deleted all the pictures immediately. He has to point out that he brushed off the seriousness of their relationship and was therefore irresponsible with the pictures.

Jamie now would never think they were dating to make him jealous and he's clearly embarrassed by it. Spilling this tidbit feels like he's building a case of why he is in the wrong. It's not just "I'm sorry this video of yours was stolen when I was hacked." It's "I'm absolutely at fault here because I picked a bad email password, I was too stupid to delete the emails alongside the stuff I saved from them, and I didn't believe in your relationship (nevermind that that isn't related to how the video was leaked)." Jamie, it seems, doesn't victim blame unless the victim is Jamie.

#jamies newfound willingness to be vulnerable just keeps showing us how fucked up he is #first the story about losing his virginity in sunflowers and now this #i wish keeley had been more insistent that he didnt need to apologize #but i also realize how much she needed that #ted lasso #keeley jones #jamie tartt #keeley x jamie

[blusandbirds]

beard including jamie in the total football slideshow for no real reason other than they all love jamie and they wanna joke around with jamie and he’s their beautiful dum dum is so important to me

#blu talks #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso #jamie tartt #coach beard #jamie had nothing to do with their strategy but fuck if they’re gonna miss out on a chance to show their boy

[jatersade]

The parallel between Ted seeing Jamie in the treatment room, downtrodden and bullied by his father, vs Ted seeing Jamie in the treatment room celebrating his victory with Roy and Keeley……and the way THAT parallels Jamie going to Amsterdam with his mom…..replacing traumatic memories associated with his father with good memories, surrounded by people he loves, and who love him back…..nobody FUCKING touch me

#the fucking LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #jamie tartt #posts by sj

[badbucky]

The Welshman played like a man REBORN.

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #tedlassoedit #colin hughes #billy harris #tedlassogifs #afc richmond #tvedit #myedit #jamie tartt #sam obisanya #they're so fucking cute i love them #colin deserved thissss

[thetarttfuldickhead]

Okay but like, Roy and Jamie weren’t exactly subtle about loathing each other, were they? They fought each other on the pitch and badmouthed each other on TV, none of that keep it quiet for the sake of the team shit for these extra boys, yeah? My point is, anyone who knows anything about English football knows that Roy Kent and Jamie Tartt used to hate each other, right?

So obviously, at some point, during some press conference or post game interview, someone needs to bring this fact up. Maybe it’s as early as after the 2x06 match, because Ted might well have insisted Roy and Jamie be the ones to front that, both because it was them that won that game and because he figures it’ll promote ~their bond~ or some such. Could be later too, after the headbutt/hug thing, or later still, once the pictures of Jamie and Roy’s early morning excursions start doing the rounds on social media.

Doesn’t matter much when, really, only that someone – maybe from the tabloids because they’re a vicious lot – would ask: “Roy, just weeks before you joined the Richmond coaching staff you said, and I quote, ‘Jamie Tartt is a muppet and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch’. Today you described him as the most important player on the field. What has changed?”

And maybe the room goes a bit quiet at that, oooh he fucking went there, and what the hell is going to happen now, but Jamie only cocks his head to the side, making a face but looking at Roy all amused like. “You said that about me? That hurts me feelings, Coach.”

And Roy rolls his eyes, exasperated but in too good a mood after the win to be really annoyed. “Yeah, well, as it turns out the condition was only mostly incurable, wasn’t it?”

And Jamie goes aaaw and the press goes um okay and it doesn’t really explain anything, only adds to the ever-evolving legend of what the fuck is up with Roy Kent and Jamie Tartt.

#i feel slightly robbed for not getting a peek at all the weird press and social media this whole insanity must have inspired #'cause by rights it must have been everywhere sports related #‘roy kent is going to coach jamie tartt? i give it one week tops before one of them is in the hospital’ #the whole headbutt/hug thing when they won against brentford #‘WHAT WAS THAT’ #‘wasn’t surprised by the headbutt but a hug???’ #the tumblr account ‘is jamie tartt and roy kent friends yet’ #countered by the hornier ‘is jamie tartt and roy kent fucking yet’ #that maybe was once called 'have jamie tartt and roy kent killed each other yet' #but they had to rebrand for obvious reasons #god help us all when the whole extracurricular training thing gets out #twitter flooded by candids #‘is kent training him or torturing him? real question’ #I WANT ALL OF IT #roy kent #jamie tartt #roy & jamie #ted lasso #my stuff

[walnutmistjamie]

Are you fucking dying or some shit?

#tedlassogif #tedlassoedit #jamie tartt #roy kent #roy x jamie #ted lasso #roy looks so concerned it melts my heart #trying to understand what the fuck is happening #i've just been diagnosed with depression and i have never related so much to any scene before #i'm jamie #i just so fucking tired #*mine: gifs #gif you can hear

[jamietwat]

Roy and Jamie doing the celebrities read mean tweets thing but instead of from random people, it’s just all the bullshit they tweeted about each other that the other didn’t see in the time between Roy blocking Jamie on everything after Jamie tagged him in a tweet about how overdue Roy’s retirement was and Roy unblocking him but not telling him and just waiting for him to figure it out himself once they became friends (not that Roy would ever admit that that was what they were)

(Also, they definitely regularly seemingly unprompted tweeted horrible things about each other and fought online before that but neither of them blocked the other (or followed the other) because they preferred tagging the other in their bullshit for extra annoyingness but Roy was just at his limit for putting up with anything when he retired so Jamie said something not even as bad as usual and got blocked instead of the public argument he was anticipating)

Keeley’s like oh god this is a bad idea I’ve seen what they both tweeted and there’s no way this isn’t going to end up with them both pissed and probably getting into a physical fight

But instead, they both find them hilarious and there’s a lot of “oh, that’s a good one” and “that’s not your best work. You said worse to me this morning” and it’s the most Roy Kent’s been caught on camera laughing

#They’re dramatic they don’t need the other to see their bullshit to tweet about them anyway #Also Jamie was talking shit hoping Roy would hear about it and unblock him and take the bait to fight with him some more #Roy probably tweeted about Ted being a complete fucking idiot for taking Jamie Tartt back and then joined the coaching staff like a week or #two later tbh #My brain still isn’t working so sorry if this is worded badly #Roy Kent #Jamie Tartt #Keeley Jones #RoyJamie #RoyKeeleyJamie #Ted Lasso #Mine