#yogsothoth who is the bifrost like yeah dude it sure is

[gaymedievaldruid]

Okay so normally I'd say something along the lines of "the Bifrost Incident has no right to go so hard" but no. You know what? It has all of the right and every single one of us knows it. Catch me sobbing my eyes out at Sigyn, catch me cheering at Expert Testimony, catch me shocked to silence at red signal into Ragnarok, catch me enthralled every single time from beginning to end, catch me adoring lyf with my whole heart catch me obsessing over certain lines that just Hit catch me determined to learn whole songs catch me dreaming about the stage play that will never happen catch me making my whole life about this album

And I thought tma had me bad

#i have endured yet still they win #fandom #druid's life #the mechanisms #mechanisms #the bifrost incident #fuck man like ????? #im sobbing #twisting in its thrall to yogsothoth the key and the gate thriugh whose cascading rainbow being the thrain has passed #yogsothoth who is the bifrost like yeah dude it sure is #the only forseeabke eveny with a greater than 30% chance of bringing you here ivy have i told you hiw much i love you #miiiiiiiiile after miiiiiiiilllleeee #the void sings!!! the void sings!!! #and obviously #but any window with a hammer is also an emergency exit #and the stars claim them both..... #fucking chills i stg man

[cluescorner]

This is so funny to me and idk why

Imagine you’re Loki in The Bifrost Incident. You feel like shit constantly and you have to put your trust in a crazy woman who keeps talking about trains. You go onto said train after helping to build it and everyone hates you and you don’t know why. So you chill in your compartment and dissociate for a bit while you try to remember who you are. And then all that you remember is happiness and joy and OH WAIT NO PEOPLE ARE DYING EVERYWHERE WHATS GOING ON. 

So you keep doing that for a hot minute and then this dude barges in. And he is PISSED OFF. He screams at you for like 15 minutes and says your boss’s name and then storms off in her direction while talking about how much he hates this fucking train. And then after he’s gone for another 15 minutes security is dragging him away from your boss’s compartment and he is even MORE MAD and fucking destroys your door.

So then you sit there and dissociate some more and then a very pretty but clearly shady lady comes in and immediately starts crying. She’s so fucking happy but you don’t know her so you back away and then she gets sad and asks you if you remember your wife. You answer honestly and she’s like “welp, I guess you’re basically dead” and fucking sobs. And she just stays there for like a minute and you’re not sure if comforting her would make her feel better or worse. And then she leaves.

Your door is still busted, so you stop dissociating and leave. Everyone still hates you and you still don’t know why, but you now have a few leads and want to figure out who tf you are. And then security drags you to your boss’s private observation deck and she’s just staring at something so you dissociate some more. 

And then the train fucking dissolves into eldritch horror creatures who are trying to kill you and some voice from out of nowhere is talking about some Yogsothoth dude who you don’t know but now you know who you are. And oh shit that very pretty but clearly shady lady was your wife and also something called ‘The Call’ has begun and you boss literally doesn’t care. She just keeps staring at the chaos so you decide to leave and find your wife. 

You pass through the evil claws and eldritch horror creatures. Then you run into the pissed off dude from before who it turns out is your friend but you killed his best friend or something. But he literally doesn’t care about that. He’s just mad and he’s gonna kill your boss. Then he asks what you’re doing and so you tell him and he’s like, “Yeah, have fun dying with your wife. I’m gonna go die like a fucking badass.” gives you some words of encouragement, and then leaves to go kill your boss. You didn’t see your boss die, but that dude looked very mad and he had a hammer so you’re sure he did it. And then the creatures just...leave you alone. But you don’t really care about that so you go find your wife. 

You find her collapsed on top of a corpse and fucking sobbing. You embrace her immediately and just stay like that for a bit. And then you’re like “Welp, time to die.” and ask your wife to stab you to delay the end of the world. You share some of the most touching words ever and then she fucking stabs you and holds onto it to save the world. 

So you’re dead, but at least now you have your wife and your memories. 

And then the train stops and some asshole named Lyssafir find your corpses and watches the Black Box. They then go, “Well, that’s fucked.” and immediately leaves. 

#the mechanisms #the bifrost incident #loki tbi #odin tbi #thor tbi #sigyn tbi #lyssafir tbi #IDK how to spell their name