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grandmasterofwangxiancultivation · 5 years

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SV ch.50

oKAY BREATH IN BREATH OUT WELCOME HOME (i was blissfully ignorant of this update cause i wasn’t home), ME, SV CH 50 IS OUT

EDIT: sqq trying to kick lbh away and lbh getting “hell no shizun” and diving in again only to back up a bit and call him “shizun” thank you mxtx, my life is complete. NEXT ON OUR SCREEN: HOW SQQ’LL REALISE HE IS IN FACT GAY FOR LBH

He didn’t raise the male protagonist into an asexual, and it wasn’t a problem of him being masochistic either. The truth was far more terrible than those options: he had raised the male protagonist into being gay aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

AND WHAT A WONDERFUL TEACHER

EDIT 2: SOMEONE BROKE IN. I’M GONNA GO AND SAY IT IS BEAUTIFUL BROTHER LQG

EDIT 3: i KnEw It-

EDIT 4: OKAY SHIZUN GOT INTO PROTECTIVE MODE (over lqg? yes, but fight me and say it’s not over lbh, too), HE CAN THROW A FIT AT ME AND SAY THA’TS NOT TRUE BUT

Dammit. Liu Qingge just had to come at this time. There was no way Shen Qingqiu could throw him to the completely broken down Luo Binghe who was in the middle of throwing a fit, right?

NOT TRUE? AOJDIOPAJSDIOW WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL SQQ-

EDIT 5:

Luo Binghe himself was only wearing his inner clothes, looking like he had just gotten up from his bed. His black hair was scattered and loose, his clothes disorganized, his neckline crooked and open. His face was pale white but his lips carried a touch of bloody red. Cold light flashed in his eyes, the ghastly energy exerting immense pressure. The cutting edge of his sword was exposed and his posture was one of preparation for battle.

omg i think he is beautiful

EDIT 6: wAIT WAIT

Instead of saying it was a person, it would be better to say it was “a body”: completely lifeless, head hanging down, limbs weak, but very soft. It was wearing a thin layer of inner clothes. The collar had slipped below the shoulders, revealing half of a back as white as paper.

IS THAT SQQ’S BODY MAYBE? IS IT? LQG SEEMS SO ANGRY, AND WHO ELSE WOULD LBH WANT TO SLEEP (sleep sleep, not sex, omg, i’m not into necrophilia) WITH

EDIT 7: OKAY IT HAS TO BE SHIZUN’S BODY

Shen Qingqiu was completely speechless. Two people—to be specific a living person and a dead person—who were not wearing covering clothes as they rolled down from a place similar to a bed and hugged into a ball——no matter how one looked at it, it didn’t seem like anything positive!

that’s... incredibly suspicious, but honestly i don’t think lbh would be into that, he probably just misses sqq a lot? IT’S OKAY BABY DON’T WORRY HE IS R I G H T T H E R E if only sqq would tAlK-

EDIT 8:

During their rough and tumble duel, that body’s clothes loosened and slid down to the waist, and Luo Binghe’s palm directly attached to the fair flesh. Liu Qingge’s eyes turned completely bloodshot: “Brute, no matter what, he is your Shizun!”

Luo Binghe calmly said: “If it were someone else, do you think I would do this?”

OH MY GOD-

EDIT 9:

His brain was as full of holes as the surface of the moon, but he had never once imagined there would come a day where he became one of the main characters in this hardcore PLAY. The one held in Luo Binghe’s arms……was indeed dead, right? Absolutely correct, because that was his corpse, alright?!

okay, like, but think about it. you find someone sleeping with your corpse and you are right there and just- aside from the fact that you are literally looking at your corpse omg, i bet that’s be strange af.

I love how shizun freaks out in his head while outside he is stoic and emotionless

EDIT 10: SHIZUN SENDING SPIRITUAL ENERGY TO LQG, Y E S

mxtx are you trying to make me ship these two

EDIT 11:

Even after Luo Binghe was forced to let go, his line of sight remained firmly stuck on that body, and his face showed unwillingness and helplessness. Seeing his expression, Shen Qingqiu abruptly could not bear it. Using this method to force him to let go felt a little bit like they were bullying him.

nO mY bAbY-

OKAY BUT???? THIS IS SO SAD???? CAN YOU STOP HURTING LBH PLS, HASN’T HE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH????

SHIZUN CAN YOU FREAKING TELL HIM YOU ARE ALIVE THANKS A L O T

EDIT 12: OKAY OKAY OKAY THIS IS SO STRANGE AND INDEED PROVOCATIVE BUT NOT HOW LBH SAYS IT IS

sqq caught the corpse, he is literally holding himself in his arms, and omg this is so strange what the hell i’m loving every second of this. but sqq’s dead body is half naked and lbh is like yOu ArE tOuChInG mY sHiZuN, which- which is A BIG NOPE, since this scene is described as

Added to how he was touching and looking at it…. It was overall an extremely unhealthy and rather provocative sight.

so i just imagine two sqq in lbh’s eyes, one dead and one alive, and think why can’t lbh suddenly understand everything and jump sqq and be happy, why are you throwing this angst at us-

He hurriedly pulled up the corpse’s clothes and sent this hot potato towards Liu Qingge: “Catch!”

in the meantime, these two children are playing volleyball with a dead body. you know, like zombie-haikyuu

EDIT 13: why did lqg feel some kind of electrical current touching sqq’s dead body, but shizun didn’t? or did i miss it?

EDIT 14:

Zheng Yang, Xiu Ya.

These two broken swords had once shared a common destiny and been shattered in countless pieces. It was unclear how they had been repaired, tied together, and placed in the Huan Hua Pavilion.

okay who asked you all to hit me like with angst-

EDIT 15:

Seeing these two swords once again, Shen Qingqiu felt an unclear taste rising in his heart and looked at Luo Binghe. His clothes had originally been untidy in the first place, and now after this wave of bombardments, his well-defined clavicle and chest were all exposed. On his chest wall, a hideous sword scar approached his heart.

Luo Binghe’s self-regeneration ability was extremely strong. Even if his limbs were cut off, he could seamlessly re-attach them, and even re-grow them without a problem. Unless he deliberately chose not to heal them, there were no wounds he couldn’t completely recover without even leaving a scar.

NO. OKAY STOP THIS ANGST RIGHT NOW.

wait, no, maybe shizun will realise how strong lbh’s feelings are, it may work, bUT MY HEART-

(LBH YELLING THAT HE SPARED LQG’S LIFE FOR SHIZUN’S SAKE IS SO HEART WRENCHING I CAN’T DO THIS IF SQQ DOESN’T COME CLEAN WITH THE FACT THAT HE IS ALIVE PLS SHIZUN GIVE. HIM. HOPE. BACK.)

EDIT 16:

Luo Binghe originally wanted to attack, but he unexpectedly felt his heart quake—the backlash of the Xin Mo sword came out of the blue and slowed him down by a hair. Just from this missing hair, he could only look on helplessly as Liu Qingge left with Shen Qingqiu’s corpse under his arm.

*sobs* now shizun will help him by sending him his spiritual energy and fill the void caused by sqq’s dead corpse disappearing before his eyes.

right?

RIGHT?

EDIT 17:

Shen Qingqiu had been planning to take advantage of his daze to fish in troubled waters and slip away. But when he saw this situation, for some unknown reason, his heel stuck to the ground and that flash of unbearableness grew more and more intense.

OMG PLS SHIZUN.

those are your feelings telling you what the right thing to do is, LISTEN TO THEM AND Go To YoUr LbH-

EDIT 18:

The problem came with this untimely softening of his heart. He had not successfully snuck away when Luo Binghe suddenly turned his head, those two violent red eyes fixated directly on him.

sHiT sHiT *nervous energy*

*sweats heavily*

EDIT 19:

He wanted to tell him: “Don’t be this sad, Shizun is not dead.”

D O I T FREAKING Do It PlS sHiZuN-

I DON’T HAVE THE STRENGHT TO GO ON, I’M SO FRIGGING SCARED

EDIT 20:

The figure moved with remarkable swiftness, wrapping up Shen Qingqiu and leaving like a whirlwind.

whaT-

what happened? someone came with lqg and helped him, but who? are they the same person that just helped shizun? thank you for the help, stranger, but YOU DIDN’T REALLY HAVE TO, SHIZUN WAS GONNA CONFESS.

(no, okay, ty for saving him bUT-

also, i feel so bad for hualing, babe-)

HOW CAN THE CHAPTER END LIKE THAT

#sv #sv novel #sv fangirling mode #the scum villain’s self-saving system #scum villain #scum villain’s self saving system #sv ch.50

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