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ok, hear me out. We all know Noah wasn’t in action, but if he was, I DESPERATELY want to know what p!noah’s superhero costume thing would be, and what it would be called.

Suggested this idea to the server, and the wonderful @perpetualexistence offered the idea of p!Noah technically complying to the ruleset of the challenge by offering up his superhero persona; Hyde, the invisible hero.

Which is just Noah's convoluted way of not dressing up at all. Instead, he sits backstage and projects his voice to where he's "supposed" to be. It's an idea born from equal parts ingenuity and laziness, which fits Noah to a tee!

And it's pretty symbolic of p!Noah's role in the show; his whole deal is hiding in the background and floating his way through the competition, practically invisible to the people around him, whilst being glaringly obvious to the audience (thanks to both his pranks with Izzy and his other antics).

It's also a nice nod to Jekyll and Hyde. You know, the story about a man who divides himself into two distinct personalities; one the fair-mannered and socially acceptable Doctor Jekyll, and the other the self-indulgent vice-seeking Mister Hyde. (And then eventually succumbs to the draw of his self-indulgent personality and commits suicide before he loses the "proper" part of himself.) It's a really good comparison to p!Noah, who also hides his wilder nature and instinctive drive to thrill-seek behind the personality of an apathetic bookworm. There's parallels there.

Of course, Noah wouldn't explain any of that to the judges- or, well, just Chris- in this hypothetical scenario, since it's put his tumultuous façade into jeopardy.

I imagine Chris would give him some points for originality, and then immediately revoke them due to "lack of effort". Then, when asked to give an example of his power, Noah would grab at his ankle from under the table or something- since this is p!Noah, who's intrinsically a little shit and would never pass up on an oppertunity to scare the daylights out of someone. Over all, he'd probably get a mediocre score in the "super model" portion of the challenge.

As for the obstacle course? Well. Since he's "invisible", there'd be no way for Chris to verify how quickly he completes the course- if he does at all.

Spoiler, he doesn't. At the start of the challenge he hides himself somewhere nearby and tries to play off his non-participation as his "invisibility". It doesn't work. Noah's not very torn up about it.

#I also want to add that during the costume making portion of the challenge Chef would be SO HESITANT to try and sabotage him. #Like Duncan's part. But Noah just shoots Chef a crazy smile or the Kubrick Stare and Chef immediately backs off. #total drama #td noah #psycho!noah au #silly hypotheticals #replies

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Hello hello ophe 👋😇

How is it going for you so far😁

I want to make a fanfic so bad but I don’t have the motivation to do so 😔 (mir when I get my hands on your brain I will eat it like it’s ice cream/pos)

I just thought of something cursed

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Alejandro getting a high score on DDR to the song of Waka Laka by Jenny Rom vs The Zippers, to impress Noah.

Alejandro’s designer boots get swallowed by Noah’s dog

One more thing before I disappear again

I can’t understand every damn contestant’s choice in footwear. Like why… Geoff why are you wearing sandals… just why… no wonder Trent hated Geoff.

- Ass Stars anon

Hello hello, A.S. Anon! 👋👋

I've been pretty burnt out lately, but otherwise I'm doing well. How have things been for you lately?

Yeah, the motivation to write really does come and go like a super inconsistent tide. Sometimes you have to wait for the waves of inspiration to roll on in, or else you'll just be slugging yourself along through your WIPs are barely writing anything.

(Please don't eat my brain, it's not very big or nutritious. And also I'm like, 60% certain I need it for something.)

As for your cursed ideas:

I don't know what would be funnier; having Alejandro practice for countless hours to get good enough at DDR solely to impress Noah (because they're both losers), or having Alejandro pull a Damien Wayne in the DCAU and pull out a perfect performance without ever setting foot on a dance pad in his life... also in an effort to impress Noah. And you know that being good at a videogame would be one of the few things that genuinely impresses him too- not that Noah would show it, but Alejandro would know and be super smug about it anyway. They're both massive losers. 💔

Alejandro fights a golden Labrador and loses, caught on tape. He's playing the world's most expensive game of tug-o-war with a dog to try and retrieve his Authentic Leather Jimmy Choo Ankle Boot before Noah's dog can bury it somewhere.

And speaking of shoes, you're so right about the lack of sensible footwear on the cast. A solid third of the cast wear sandals. Heather, Courtney, Katie and Sadie all wear sandal wedges. Lindsay wears high-heled cowboy boots, for some reason? (She serves in them too.)

The whole gen 1 line-up is just a collection of sandals and the world's ugliest sneakers.

#Alejandro rolls an ankle in his heeled jimmy choo boots and withers away into ash on the spot #total drama #silly ideas #others' ideas #alenoah(?) #ass stars anon #replies

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MK being the only girl in the reboot cast with any chill whatsoever is genuinely so funny to me like. on one side she has scary girl, priya, julia and axel who are not attempting to hide their insanity at all and are all often be seen screaming the most blood-curdling noises you've ever whilst ripping trees out of the ground and throwing them at people out of anger/for exercise/for funsies, and then on the other side she has millie, emma and nichelle who all SEEM chill on the outside but are all approximately 0.5 seconds or the first opening line of katy perry's firework away from having extreme mental breakdowns resulting in multiple buildings being set alight and a few level 2 magnitude earthquakes.

and then there's MK who's like. guys. can you all just chill the fuck out and smoke a little weed or something. rob someone. play a video game. she's actually worried because she's also on the verge of losing it and if she has to watch priya and julia have yet another zero gravity intergalactic super-powered battle in the sky between episodes because priya accidentally used julia's shampoo again then she might also go crazy and then the only relatively chill person left on the island will be zee and NOBODY wants that

#I was already on board with the “MK is the only one with any chill” take #But then you went and added the Priya-Julia Regular Show hijinks #And now I'm EVEN MORE ON BOARD. #total drama #td2023 #td mk #td priya #td julia #silly headcanons #others' headcanons #reblogged

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I've been trying to reblog that toaster Duncan post but every time I try an error message pops up.

#Tumblr REALLY doesn't want that post on my blog #ophe rambling

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gwourtney scribble bc i needed to get them out of my system ♥♥♥ (it did not work i am constantly thinking about them)

#This art is crazy good!!! #total drama #td courtney #td gwen #gwourtney #reblogged

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you’ve heard of the triple lean trio, now get ready for: whatever the fuck these three have going on in the action cast photo

#Why Duncan’s torso so long in this photo? #He looks so uncanny 😟 #total drama #reblogged

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I love the idea of Noah hating physical touch because I hate physical touch but you know what I love more?

Noah unknowing that he loves physical touch.

He’s always nudging people with his elbow, standing super close to them, sleep cuddling them, and he doesn’t even realize it.

Some examples: He nudges Owen a lot and that one time he nudged Tyler. Not to mention he hugged Bridgette and literally cuddled Cody kissing his ear. He doesn’t recoil when Duncan grabs his lip he just stands there. Him letting Izzy hold him. Etc, he just likes when it’s on his accord, hates when people hug him without him expecting it.

But one person does realize it.

Owen is talking about Noah to Alejandro, since he asked to get more information about him.

“And he hates physical touch! Sometimes he lets me hug him though! Man Noah is great!”

Alejandro tilts his head to the side curiously. “Excuse me for asking but are you sure he hates physical contact?”

“Uh yeah I’m pretty sure.”

Alejandro scratched his chin as he looked over at the sleeping Noah who was holding a jacket, probably Owen’s, like it was a person. ‘Interesting.’

In Newland Alejandro tests his theory as he reaches his hand out to Noah to help him on the boat. “Well done my little porpoises, here allow me.” Without really thinking Noah takes it and climbs up. Noah doesn’t really register the fact that he held grabbed Alejandro’s hand, or the fact that he stumbled so his hand rested on his chest, or that Alejandro’s hand hovered over his hip to secure him if needed. Noah didn’t think twice before chuckling slightly.

“Sorry, I think my boot got stuck on something.” Noah looked up nonchalantly at the other to see his face was slightly red. “Why are you looking at me like that?” Noah mocked him slightly before walking to one of the paddles.

Alejandro had his theory proven right as Noah held onto him longer then he needed too. The only problem was Alejandro didn’t want him to let go. He was right so why did he feel almost anxious, like his stomach was going flips.

#Chat is this based? I think this is based. #OP you're right and you should keep speaking. #total drama #td noah #td owen #td alejandro #alenoah #others' headcanons #reblogged

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I really like Zoey, but I think she'd be the perfect character if she was allowed to be a little weirdo. She's supposed to be the "weird" girl but doesn't ever really do anything to warrant her reputation. Let her be odd.

#total drama #td zoey #thoughtless posting

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*Aliens ur Geoff*

#ALIEN GEOFF!! #need more alien-ified td characters tbh. #goop them up!! it's green time!! #total drama #td geoff #reblogged

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fuck him up friday!!! reblog to fuck him up

#fuck him up friday #total drama #td duncan #td harold #reblogged

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au but alien cody kinda just... stays with cody

theres another one

it kinda protects him

occasionally

AU where Alien Cody and Cody do a Parent Trap, where AC stays on the show and competes for the million and Cody climbs into the alien pod and takes a nap or something.

Joking, but would you imagine Cody essentially being saddled with his own personal guard dog, who just to happens to look (almost) exactly like him? That's uncanny.

Sierra would have a field day.

#Almost put some actual thought into that AU there. #Almost. #I do think it'd be really funny to have two Codys. Especially if AC keeps his canonical(?) hostility. #“New Cody's off his shits. He ripped out one of Alejandro's earrings.” #Would they start calling regular Cody “Old Cody”? Probably. #I would like to see Alien Cody and Sierra face off in the ring. #Wait. No. I want to see Sierra TRY to coddle AC like she does normal Cody and have AC react like a feral cat. #total drama #td cody #alien cody #silly ideas #replies

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“Stop making me cry” is like so (insert total drama character here)-coded

My first thought was World Tour-era Courtney, to Duncan, since she's the only character I can distinctly remember actually crying on the show (without faking it).

But that's a little angsty, so I'm gonna have to go with Tyler, towards a coop of chickens.

#total drama #replies

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Total! Breakcore! Island!

#reblogging this because it's really good #total drama #td bridgette #td courtney #td harold #memes #reblogged

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heathette!! or seastar!

the alliance is marriage btw

(seastar name by @gweathney-propaganda)

#total drama #td bridgette #td heather #heathette #seastar td #reblogged

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Millie total drama

My girl. Millie has done nothing wrong ever, your honour she was trying her best and that's all that matters.

Especially in season two; Millie's only folly was being morally blinded by her desire to win, which (quite frankly) so many other characters in the series have followed that same fate without being as punished by the narrative as Millie was.

She showed remorse for her momentary lack of judgement there, and yet all she got for trying to be a decent person and apologise was an early elimination. I was so looking forward to seeing Millie stand on her own two feet as an individual character instead of just "Priya's friend".

And the stereotype she's based on? The whole discount-psychologist schtick she's got going on could be so fun to explore, especially since the cast she's a part of is filled to the brim with unconventional characters that anyone with even a passing interest in psychology/sociology would be itching to dissect. And yet she barely has any interactions with them along these lines; the most we get is her notes on Priya's terrible home life, which is a valid concern for anyone to have.

It just seems like such a waste to establish her character archetype in her audition video and the do near-enough nothing with it. She could've been so much more than Priya's satellite.

But I think the main thing that draws me to Millie is how she is, at her core, a well intentioned and empathetic character- and how these work as character flaws instead of positive traits.

Her strong sense of empathy makes her painfully mindful of how the people around her percieve her, so she's quick to make herself obsequious or otherwise changd herself to meet the expectarions she thinks others hold for her. When, in reality, the only person holding Millie to these expectations is herself.

Her good intentions oftentimes lead Millie to act outside of her juristiction in a misguided effort to help the people around her- i.e. her notes on Priya's home life, leading a blindfolded Damien into The Horrors to help her team win, ect.

It's just nice to see a people pleaser character who faces the realistic consequences of their actions instead of being held up on a pedestal by the story itself like Beth or Zoey. No shade to either of them, since I love both of them too.

#please ignore any spelling errors i'm typing this on mobile #i'm also on shift rn so excuse the messiness of my thought proccess here #total drama #td2023 #td millie #character analysis #⬅️ kind of #replies

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I’m now thinking of what each td character would taste like now… like chomp their heads like they are chocolate.

Anyways Izzy would be like crack flavored or something

Well. I mean. From an objective standpoint I imagine all of the characters would taste like whatever humans taste like. But I get what you mean.

I think Izzy would taste like popping candy and gingerbread. Or maybe cinnamon?

Katie and Sadie would taste like bubble-gum flavoured gelato and buttercream icing. Overwhelmingly sweet and sugary.

Resident Geoff expert @wheredidalltheusersgo has informed me that Geoff tastes like pink lemonade, and I'm inclined to agree. I'd also like to add on that I think he's taste like mango juice too.

And I think Bridgette would taste like fresh pineapple. Or maybe she'd taste like jelly sharks?

Resident Ezekiel enjoyer @cunt-removal claims that Ezekiel tastes like the bread TikTok tradwives bake from scratch, which I'm also inclined to agree with.

@mary-kasexual claims that Courtney tastes like peppermint, specifically "the ones that melt in your mouth". I was unaware there were peppermints that did that, but sure. Courtney does give of minty vibes to be fair.

And Duncan tastes like glowstick fluid, according to Jason. (I don't actually know what Jason's blog is, or if he has one, but if I did I'd @ him.) I see it.

It was unanimously agreed that Tyler tastes like some sort of energy drink, and "red". I'd bet the energy drink in question is cherry Lucozade. It just fits, you know?

@fin-the-fissssssh suggested that Cody tastes like sour candies, which I then suggested that he'd specifically taste like sour gummies (like Haribo Tangfastics).

As for the other characters, I encourage people to add on their own thoughts!

#At this point it's less “what would they taste like?” and more “what food item would they be?” #total drama #silly headcanons #replies

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yikes, unfollowed. i only followed first bc she was blaineriffic, but i had no idea her behavior on the show always made geoff hurl, she's a nasty fake blonde schemer, without the help of her entourage her job would be toast, she'll tell you that she loves your shirt but it's something she can't stand, she's just so full of shit she has to double flush the can, she'd buy two pairs of the same jeans and when she wears the bigger ones you'll ask if she's lost weight, she's not the girl you think she is, there's thick black hair between her toes, she's a phony scheming weasel-nose, she steals and lies, and she's evil. plus i've heard her real name isn't blaineley lmao

#total drama #td blaineley #shitposting #reblogged