#ophe rambling

[total-drama-brainrot]

Noah is canonically the youngest of eight sibling. Eight.

You don't grow up in a family that large, as the youngest and therefore the favourite victim, and not have a super casual relationship with touch.

This guy is light enough to be literally blown away by a strong breeze; if you think even for a second that his family didn't take turns carrying him around like a briefcase and abducting him from whatever he was doing into a Family Pile™ then you're objectively wrong.

(You also can't convince me that he wasn't spoiled rotten as the baby of the family.)

So frequent platonic touching is pretty normal for him, expected even, and he tends to be more tactile than his personality or demeanour would suggest.

He gives Owen side-hugs and pats on the arm every time the two interact, and wilfully flops himself onto Eva whenever he's overwhelmed and wants the company of someone comparatively quiet (she always uses it as an excuse to carry him to the gym and encourage him to bulk up, though it never works). He tries to tire out Izzy's boundless energy by play-fighting and grappling with her (much to his chagrin) despite him essentially ending up as her glorified chew toy, and often times passes out due to being a stick insect in human form.

It's unexpected, just how casually clingy he is to the people he trusts/likes.

But you know who isn't used to physical contact?

Cody E.J. "my parents forgot my birthday" Anderson

This wet noodle of a boy bigs himself up as a ladies' man and a hot commodity but wouldn't know what to do with himself if someone held his hand. The concept of affection of any kind is so foreign to him, especially positive physical contact- I wouldn't be surprised if he could count the amount of hugs his parents had given him on one hand.

And this is backed by his canonical desperation for acknowledgement! Every time he pursues Gwen, even when he's directly shot down and sometimes harshly rejected, he still tries to win her affections and festers the delusion that she likes him. After all, everyone who's supposed to care about him does the same! His parents, 'friends' or lack thereof, ect.; they all ignore/rebuff him so it must be a sign of endearment.

Additionally, he sleeps with a stuffed emu at the ripe age of 16/17- as stated by Sierra, which he never denies (not that there's anything wrong with that, stuffed animals are top tier imho). You know who else sleeps with stuffed animals? Touch-starved people.

Cody is incredibly attention-starved, touch-starved and, post World Tour, in all likelihood somewhat touch-averse- at least when it comes to other people initiating contact.

To elaborate; Sierra is constantly breaching his personal bubble non-consensually, which would inadvertently condition anyone into being at least a little haphephobic, but Cody himself is more than happy to instigate contact with people he trusts (i.e. hugging Alejandro when he protects Cody from Sierra overnight in Rapa Phooey!).

...See where I'm going with this?

We see these two cuddling twice in canon; once in the Awake-a-thon and again in the Celebrity Manhunt. Once is happenstance, but twice indicates a pattern or coincidence but I'm going to gloss over that for the sake of this post.

Plus, with their consistent proximity during Action, they had plenty of time to form some type of relationship be it friendly or more.

(Wouldn't you want to at the very least get some closure from the guy who kissed you/you kissed for the world to see? It would be awkward to completely ignore each other, and they literally shared a cabin at one point so it's not like they were strangers either. So of course they're at least cordial from Action onwards.)

Then, as Noah becomes more comfortable around Cody, his tactile tendancies come to play.

Cody, predictably, reacts skittishly at the alien phenomenon known as friendly touch and tries to play it off to preserve his cool-guy image. Except Noah's not falling for it. He's observant, if emotionally illiterate, and watching the guy you just backpatted in greeting jump five feet into the air and screech like a falcon is a flashing red alarm for even the most empathetically challenged people.

Eventually, Noah gets Cody to divulge his issues with human contact and offers his assistance to the brunette. If giving his pal a hug every now and then, and letting him in turn initiate whatever he's comfortable with, would help him overcome his rocky relationship with touch then Noah is more than happy to oblige. It's not like it's out of the norm for him, so he doesn't mind at all.

Then, gradually, Cody loses his touch aversion.

But a lifetime of isolation won't be magically cured that easily, and he finds himself craving Noah's embrace more and more. Again, the taller of the two is content to give him what he wants. Their agreement evolves into the duo napping together and feeding into Noah's sleep-hugging habit, or just spending quality time in a heap of pretzeled limbs under a weighted blanket.

(Whether their relationship is platonic or romantic is entirely up to interpretation, though I'm partial to the two being friends who are just Like That since it allows for the funniest potential character interactions. The bromance is real.)

That's as good a place as any to end the post, before I end up writing a whole drabble.

#long post #cody's canonical neglect always has me frothing at the mouth. the angst potential. the headcannons. #he's too relatable. what a slay 💅 #been thinking about the noco dynamic a lot lately. it's very scott pilgrim and wallace wells-coded in my mind. #a lot of homosexual undertones in their friendship that they pretend not to notice because of The Incident™. #maybe even something queerplatonic? 😳 #it's a grey area. interpret it however you'd like. #total drama #td noah #td cody #noco #silly headcanons #thoughtless posting #ophe rambling #kinda drafty in here (posts from the drafts)

[maybeophe]

really want to properly design an mlp oc now. shaking and jittering in place as i count down the hours of my shift.

#ophe rambling

[kijosakka]

Thoughts. okay so the total drama drama drama drama island special is interesting mainly bc of team e-scope but im going to take a moment here to ramble about his dynamic with other people here,,

(oh and i didn't have anywhere really to slot it into the other post or segue into it here but dodgebrawl as a Moment demonstrates how [this AU] noah can play the social game, just in a very very different way than how it's normally seen.

he knows what he's doing is going to bother his team and incentivize them to vote, i'd say in this au he even plays up the cockiness and makes veiled personal slights against specific people

(mainly those who would be annoyed enough to vote him off, see: heather, justin, leshawna, cody/trent to some extent if he said smth about gwen? < and gwen herself in that scenario. and to another extent beth, since hes playing up his outright mean traits, which would make lindsay vote with her. i dont think he would do anything specific to/with owen or izzy, since he may see izzy as too volatile and owen too genuine)

in the opposite way of whats expected, sure, but it is a social play. he can pick apart what these people are and what they show and push at it to achieve his own ends (and maybe its even some sort of way for him to regain control in this fundamentally uncontrollable situation he's found himself in; he can be the punishment in foucalt's imagining, to a much smaller degree))

so his teammates,,, do not like him tbh. his flagrant display during dodgeball and everyone being pissed at him after the fact is true in this AU, just coming with different motivations. even after the fact when the frustration of everyone fizzles out, hes still majorly offputting because of his detachedness, and deliberately makes his shown traits very unpalatable to experience in person combined with that.

the only two exceptions are izzy and owen respectively: owens mostly coming from a place of genuineness and im going to say while he wouldnt be able to verbalize it, in some manner owen would clock noahs behavior as a defense mechanism. maybe in the sense of 'hes just scared to open up to people!!' or something similar, but he definitely has a lot more faith that noah really isnt that cold and flat.

[*]izzy feels much the same -- except maybe it comes off more to her as strategic. izzy can act, and might recognize that in noah. if you wanted to you could write this in as to why she was eager to swap teams in the first episode, but it wouldnt change that he does get eliminated and thats all she sees of him until the special -- which, her intrigue in his lacking and the fact that it apparently wasnt strategic to get him further in the game, could help explain why she picks him in the team-up.

[*i have soooo much to say about izzy in this au actually. but ill save it for a diff post]

and speaking of the team-up: team e-scope!!!! :0

my au my rules eva and izzy became really good friends on the playa; izzy isn't afraid of eva (and curbing her anger before it reaches a boiling point) and eva is physically adept enough to restrain izzy from Shenanigans that might be a little Much. but eva doesnt really?? know anything about noah?? but izzy insists on teaming with him for the special (and unbeknownst to her noah wasnt even planning to participate initially) so he must be some level of Not Too Bad if izzy wants anything to do with him that doesnt seem to be related to tormenting the guy

and she thinks hes Fine. apathetic and detached and unpalatable (but then again, everyone in their little trio really is to some degree), but can kind of understand izzys intrigue: hes still A Guy, hes just hidden behind 20 layers of non-substance that are so offputting from the first meeting it makes people steer clear of him.

now with tddddi comes two other pertinent details: the justin line, and the Thing With Duncan.

i personally thing noahs 'he's the anti-me' line is really funny in the context of canon but if you squint it kinda works here? wherein justin is non-speaking yet flaunts himself to be the center of attention and clearly shows intent and capacity to scheme (underdeveloped or no, see: awakeathon), whereas noah speaks a lot yet lets himself fade into the background, showing vague hints of the capacity to scheme but no intention or palpable ambition behind it.

^ am i reaching? maybe. the other option here is noah somehow has seen him in-person before on a modeling or red carpet kind of gig and dislikes him on principle because of it/its a jab at it (smth smth they are both opposite ends of the same industry? justin is the face of it in a manner where noah stays behind the scenes and out of sight)

and the thing with duncan,, hear me out here okay noah does his whole song and dance, goes up to him and patronizes him, and duncan retaliates. however, he curses like a sailor and in noah's head has ruined the footage, therefore instead of further retaliating and potentially invoking actual physical harm he just. doesnt react. at all. duncan looks up at him and hes just dead-eyed staring down at him -- and then he leaves.

^ the scene has been ruined, and everyone else is doing so much that theres no reason to play it up any more. duncan and him arent plot important like how heather and lindsay were, theres no reason for the crew to painstakingly edit his swearing out. they just wont let it reach the final cut. duncan is understandably very confused by this, but at that point noah was already gone to find eva and izzy again (< this is when the cast having a running bet that noahs and android becomes Not a Joke)

but life goes on!!! and in the worlds worst comedy of errors (for noah), izzy ends up dragging him along into the lake, thereby leaving him as a confirmed member of the next season.

^ noah is so angry at this. popping blood vessels. he argues with chris endlessly, straight frothing at the mouth at only having two days of real reprieve before he has to deal with the Same Shit again. and chris gets this, to some degree, but also knows that if theres no explanation for noahs non-appearance to hand the producers, theyll be pissed (since all things considered, noahs pretty damn popular among the fans)

luckily for him, courtney just filed a lawsuit against the show!! and since chris is busy running said show, the producers do not want to deal with it and are willing to hand off the case to anyone else -- hence, chris officially signs noah on as his PA, and noah takes over the court settlements and whatnot.

< though i do imagine the producers would see it as a 'get out of the show' scheme, and thereby push way harder for his involvement in WT as a result

but noah does get a break!!! for now, at least.

#formal thanks to ophe for the cast having a running joke about him being an android #that was Not my idea #before-bed rambling. again #wrote this post eating a sleeve of saltines it was an Experience #soooooo much to say about izzy and her dynamic with noah. sososososo much #is the justin thing reaching? yeah probably idc #character analysis #total drama #td noah #dramaturgyAU #if someone wants to takw this idea and run go ahead im begging someone to share my fascination for the concept of panopticon

[natsmagi]

WHAT

#%=? #?P¤ #%== #¤&?¤%?/=(%?&(=?&(/ #WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #SHUT THE FUCK UP #OPH MYOITGHUJNG #NAT RAMBLES

[drustvar]

even though they're gothy weirdos do not be fooled Ophely and Dobbins CANNOT be considered Morticia & Gomez coded simply because they are not cool enough for it. These two are LOSERS plain and simple they dont have the cool factor

#ophely isnt kinky enough either LOL #theyre more like. fuckin donkey and dragon coded. charlie and the waitress coded #ramblings

[genevievemd]

Genevieve’s 102 Days of Smiles: Day 5

Jenner Ramsey

A/N: Another idea that was sent in. And I’m really mad I never thought of this before and put it in season 2. 😫

No bonus today, yesterday was a lot.

If you have an idea, send it here.

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#ethan ramsey x mc #ethan x mc #open heart #pictagram #102 smiles #Jenner Ramsey #ethan x gen #OPH au #queued #(if the tags don't work im sorry #i scheduled this to post last night because I was too tired to stay up til midnight to post it #so you didn't have to wait until like 6pm my time for it #especially because saturday's will be at midnight because i'm going to nyc after school #okay enough rambling)

[nomaishuttle]

on a semi related note there r like 2 specific times i remember expecting one of my safe foods and getting something entirely different and being SO insanely upset abt it even though the thing i got still tasted good

#the first my uncle asked me what i wanted 4 dinner while he was staying with us #and i said cheesy chicken and rice my fav food and he Made cheesy chicken and rice but it was like. a completely different dish than what i #refer to as cheesy chicken and rice and it was good food but i was rly rly rly upset. and i feel bad bc again it was good and my uncles a #great cook but i was expecting my comfort food and got something different #the other big one was i always get the wisconsin six cheese from dominos. and if i dont get the wisconsin six cheese i get the beautiful an #delicious pizza me and my mom named greg . rly funny story actually. but greg is basically. hes got ranch instead of tomato sauce and then #chicken bacon (always at least these 2) and mushrooms if possible for toppings. and hes great #and one time my mom was ordering dominos and asked me what i wanted and i said the wisconsin 6 cheese yk. and it came and it had ranch sauc #and my mom was like oph yeah i thought itd be fun to try the ranch sauce since we like it on greg so i thought id surprise you. and i #literally couldnt eat the pizza and i started crying over it bc i had been rly excited for the 6 cheese #but yes. greg is my goto pizza everywhere except dominos on occasion if they dont let u do rnch as a sauce we do alfredo instead #hes very trustworthy and i love him... we got him umm. the first time we ordered him was when we were doing my sleep study #so we were like waiting outside the hospital and we were like oh we should order something 2 eat since we havent had dinner yet #and we went to order and 4 somereason we couldnt get the 6cheese idk if like one of th cheeses was out of stock or something ??? #but we were like ok lets just make a new pizza lol. and we made him and then dominos was like Ok what do you want to name the pizza #and idk why i think it was late but that question was like. HYSTERICAL to us KJADBJWABD bc we were like what is it a baby #of course now i realize its so you can like. have that pizza saved to easily order it again yk. but we were like idk.. greg??? so yes. and #im ngl to you guys idk if it was just bc it had been a good day and i was happy and like kind of silly since i was at a hospital #but that was literally theeee best pizza ive ever had in my literal entire life. istg they put crack in that pizza it was soo good #sooo yes anyways sry 4 rambling.

[haellen-o]

OH MY FUCKIN GOD

I JUST HAD A REVELATION

ABOUT BOTH OF MY WOL OC'S

THEY MIRROR THE WHOLE CLARK KENT/BATMAN THING

THE WHOLE "Superman wants to be clark kent. but bruce wayne wants to be batman" THING (MAYBE NOT 1x1 IT JUST KINDA PARALELLS IT)

okay caps over. but like, haellen never wanted to be an adventurer let alone the wol, she was content with sticking to her allagan history studies. dabbling in magitek. and honing her aethercraft

becoming the WoL completely halted all that because y'know you're now the saviour of the world, and she loathes this and wants to go back to what it was like before that even if it meant giving up some of the things she loved (but not the people)

meanwhile ophelia is very happy as the WoL and is quite content to live that out til her body gives out, and kinda doesn't want to go back to being the nobody that ophelia was, but not in a power tripping kinda way. especially with post HW ophelia, very much in the "Not the hero they deserve. but the one they need"

they even kinda parallel it in their beliefs and what they stand for. haellen see's the WoL as a symbol people can look to for hope, and what everyone should strive to be (kind, caring, selfless) and shows mercy and forgiveness even to her enemies, the warrior of light and haellen the person also differ in personality.

She's a lot more outgoing and holds her tongue when she's in WoL mode but kinda sticks to herself and the people she cares about. and kinda doesn't want to talk to most people because it detracts from her work

and again, parallels. ophelia believes the WoL is a symbol for justice, that evil shouldn't be allowed to fester and control people. its not something people should look up to for inspiration and an ideal to follow. but something that monsters and those with evil intent should look to in fear

once more again. parallels in how they act. ophelia is more WoL than she is herself most of the time. and the lines of where the WoL ends and ophelia begins are heavily blurred. she's a lot less merciful and makes sure that justice is served, even if its revenge fuelled most of the time. her focus is on being the WoL rather than being herself, even if it means pushing herself far harder than she needs to

#text #rambles #wall of text #haellen #opheli de fortemps #okay so like i said #not a 1x1 rep for that analogy #and both haellen and ophelia differ from superman/batman #but its just a little parallel i noticed in the way i've built the two up and the way their stories go #ophelia also is a lot more batman esque in post SHB's #since she's not as hellbent on genociding everyone that wronged her #and acts as more of an anti-hero #rather than her hatefilled bloodlusting post HW self #anyway this was all completely accidental #and has sparked neurons like a damn firework show #like that gigamind meme

[that-was-anticlimactic]

Corey Corey you’re KILLING me (pos) from the come from away posting. literally I have never wanted to watch a musical more. it’s been performed in my city not once but TWICE and I haven’t seen it which is incredibly evil!!! it seems like such a good show and yeah,,,,, yeah

OMG I AM SO SORRY YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN TO SEE IT YET </3

it’s literally. it’s so good.

see, the trick is, i somehow got both my parents super invested in the show and they’re divorced so they won’t go see it with each other, so then i got to see the tour twice this weekend since it’s at the local theatre and then the first time i saw it was on broadway and my dad took me there to try and one up my mom which like sucked but at least i got cfa out of it lol definitely makes up for it but then yeah, saw the tour twice before covid, once with my mom, once with my dad <3

i hope you can see it sometime truly it’s such a beautiful show and seeing it live hits differently… the impact is even more just… ough and it’s already ough with just the soundtrack ahhhhh

also i love marika. seen her four times. love her. that’s all <3

#ophe tag #i love that show #i love it i love it i love it #SORRY I'M POSTING THIS LIKE A WEEK LATE LOL #I STARTED ANSWERING IT THE DAY YOU SENT IT BUT THEN MY MOM STARTED TALKING TO ME SO I PUT IT IN MY DRAFTS #AND THEN FORGOT ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT GOT BURIED IUYTFRDFTYGUHIJO #ANYWAYS ILY #corey rambles:)

[phantom-does-a-thing]

A game is not scary enough unless it makes me lightheaded

#I hate weeping angel mechanics I mean I love them because theyre terrifying and oh my god they #are so terrifying oh my god #but I hate them but I love them because theyre scary but oph my ogfd #rambling #phever dreams with phantom

[ophelia-awakens]

I'm getting the herpes test tomorrow. I had a partner test positive and i just. it's pushed my procrastination to the limit. they're just going to take some blood.

also I guess update. I've been dating a couple of ppl. D and L. I really like D and wanna keep dating him. but idk I don't really like L like that but they're a couple but I'm honestly not prepared to have that conversation.

the other day when D was fucking me, he could tell I was about to tap out but then he said something about working hard all day and coming home to fuck my brains out or something and I just melted.

it's really different with D and K. I mean they can both be rough in bed the D does much less soft and tender so far. then again I've been dating K for like 6 months so theres a big exp gap.

I usualy look away from L when I'm having sex with D. I'm not really an exebitionist. I occasionally enjoy the thrill of not getting caught but having another person straight up watch while you have sex, while masturbating and kissing the man fucking you. I guess im really just the type that wants to feel like the only person in my partners eyes when I'm having sex.

I looked over and saw them making out and it totaly pulled me out of it. like I was super into it but then I was in my head again. having sex always seems like a battle of keeping myself out of my head.

I've been reading this book about trauma and brains and shit and it's really interesting but I hate it cuz it's like. damn. the whole time I was having what nobody could diagnose was my fucked up amygdala. why I was always having my "episodes" meltdown is more descriptive but looking back I can Def see that was a panic response I was having to daily stresses. it's like looking back everything makes sense with my mental health. I've had 2 therapists tell me I'm very self aware, like it's a compliment. its easy to be aware when you're stuck in the past repeating the same patterns.

I dont really know with what point I made this post.

#ophe speaks #personal #i'm rambling #long post

[total-drama-brainrot]

Thinking about the fake dating AU again. 🤯

What if, during his segment on the Aftermath, Noah plays off his 'cheating' as something so emotionally detached it makes him look almost psychopathic, in an attempt to make himself as unlikable as possible?

The 'cheating' was simply strategic, is all. It wasn't his fault the two of them had to go and catch real feelings; Noah was just playing the game. Nothing more.

What? You thought he had feelings for them? Don't be ridiculous, Noah felt nothing for either of them- they were just there to carry him through the competition.

(He doesn't anticipate the ache that twists through his chest after that statement. It isn't true in the slightest, yet even just pretending to not care about his partners is physically painful.)

At first, both Geoff and Blaineley commend him for enacting some long overdue karma/vengeance on the antagonistic duo, but the more Noah intentionally digs himself into a hole- the more hateable he makes himself- the more people actually begin to pity both Heather and Alejandro. Which was the plan from the beginning, so Noah fully commits to it, playing off every interaction as just another cog in his manipulation machine; he's the 'High IQ', after all, of course he planned it all.

And he hides the nausea writhing in his gut from the blatant lies he's sprouting under a carefully blank, uncaring mask of indifference. Every claim he makes is said in the most casual tone- as if he's commenting on the weather instead of admitting to masterminding the heartbreak of two strong competitors- and that's somehow worse than if he would at least seem smug about his achievement. Because at least then he'd (appear to) care.

So, when the Aftermath finally ends, Noah becomes persona non grata. No one wants to even look at him- who knew the little snark could be so ruthless? So uncaring?

And Noah, knowing that he can't confide in Owen (who can't keep a secret to save his life) or Izzy (who's too unpredictable to trust- and who also 'leaked' fake information about him to Sierra during her time on Celebrity Manhunt, so who knows what else she's leak?) turns to his friend Eva, who promptly decks him in the face.

"I'm not friends with cheaters."

And when he tries to explain himself, clutching at his quickly bruising face and hoping that she'll see reason or at the very least afford him some decency, she throws his actions back in his face (actions have always spoken louder than words with Eva). Claiming that, if he's willing to lead on two people romantically, who's to say he isn't also faking their friendship? How can she trust anything that comes out of his slimy mouth?

It hurts. Every accusation is like a wave of searing heat against his already blistered heart, and yet Eva's eyes are so cold as she looks at Noah like he's the scum beneath her shoes.

So he flees to his hotel room.

And, for the first time in years, he weeps.

.

Given the informative finale of World Tour, the Aftermath crew were given the go-ahead to host one last hurrah, to properly question their finalists about their scheme, and to clear Noah's name.

Their audience was practically frothing at the mouth for an update.

During their interview segment, Blaineley (in an attempt to stir up some drama- she's always endeavouring to stay on brand after all) plays clips of Noah's callous 'confessions' on his Aftermath segment post-elimination, hoping to cause some trouble in paradise for the lovely throuple by sewing the seeds of doubt in their minds.

To her surprise, both Heather and Alejandro start laughing at the clips as if they're the funniest thing they've ever seen, huddling closer to Noah as they poke and tease him. Noah, in turn, sinks in unto himself, red-faced and mortified.

"What? How can you be alright with him saying that?" Cries Blaineley, scandalised that her attempt at brewing tension somehow didn't work.

"Because he does not mean it." Alejandro explains. To his side, Heather nods in agreement.

"How can you be so sure?"

Heather points to the screen, where past Noah is lying his ass off for the world to see, stoic save for the barely noticable twitching of his fingers and the occasional jump of his leg.

"He's lying through his teeth! It's so obvious- you weren't even trying to hide your tells, and after all the practice we did!"

"I didn't need to. Neither of you were there to call me out on the bluff."

#so many brainworms my mind is mulch at this point #total drama #td alejandro #td heather #td noah #alenoaheather #fake dating au #ophe rambling

[maybeophe]

have to stop using the tags as my brain dump playground. i keep seeing reblogs of posts with my tags screenshotted and thinking "huh, this person gets it." and it's me the whole time.

#my sideblog would be so fandom famous if i just replied normally instead of ranting to myself in the tags #that one spiderman meme but it's me and my screenshotted tags #trapped in the house of mirrors please let me out #god gives their funniest soldiers their silliest battles #ophe rambling #feel free to ignore

[p0ssywhippedcream]

hii Ophe I hope you're feeling better can I ask how YOU think L would act on a pot gummy? ( it does not have to be a long thing) thxxxx kisses!!!!!!

Okay l would either do A; silent. just complete and total silence. No amount of poking, prodding or begging can get this man to speak or B; So much words. Word tornado. Word vomit. He cannot stop talking for the life of him.

A looks like this;

"L? Honey? L? Babe?" You're poking his cheeks, pulling them like a grandma would and pushing them back to make his lips pucker. He looks fine, audibly breathing but when you look at his eyes it's clear no one is home. The lights are on, he's blinking with a dopey smile and rubbing the hem of his shirt to enjoy the sensation of the soft fabric but literally no one is home.

"L? Sweetheart, talk to me. Are you greening out?" You shake his heads in your hands, trying to jiggle some sense back into your lover but his face remains void of any intelligence that suggests human life.

Eventually you give up and drop it but you continue to look over and check on him. He's unraveled himself from his usual posture and is laying like a snow angel on the carpet. You put a water bottle next to him and sometime in the next ten minutes, it slowly depletes.

You decide this is a pretty good reaction to trying weed for the first time, especially for L and just give him a gentle smooch on the cheek. You ruffle his hair a bit and make sure to place snacks next to him and when he reaches for one you lift his neck up and place his head in your lap so he doesn’t choke.

B is a bit more chaos;

He hadn’t stopped talking about sharks in ten minutes. Ten minutes of “Sharks can loose 35,000 teeth in their lifetime” and “The cookiecutter shark is very complex because..” and you’re really starting to loose it.

You know he’s smart and you really love his big brain but you didn’t realize how much of it was pumped up with shark facts. You didn’t even realize he liked sharks that much.

You hand him a water bottle because his voice has become raspy and he attempts to continue talking while drinking water, resulting in a coughing fit.

You rub his back and pat it as he chokes out, “While sharks are mainly carnivores, the whale shark is actually an omnivore.”

Once he’s done talking about sharks, and no I don’t mean he’s said all he can I mean you distracted him into a different conversation, he just rambles on and on and on about varying things. He talks about the dangers of elevators and the color purple’s meaning and so much other shit that you eventually tune him out and try to enjoy your own high.

Unfortunately when you get the munchies and make your way to the kitchen, expecting to leave him in your shared bedroom, he follows and you realize constant background noise isn’t something you can avoid.

When he finally wears himself out enough a yawn replaces a fun fact every few minutes, you happily drag him to bed and tuck him in. He mumbles nonsense, tells you he loves you to which you kiss his forehead and then tells you to make sure you put your seatbelt on before falling into snores. You set up your laptop beside him and enjoy your favorite show, occasionally glancing at your snoozing boyfriend and finally enjoying being at peace.

And when you bring up later that you didn’t realize he harbored such an affection for sharks, he gives you a strange look and says he doesn’t, sharks are boring.

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[mydemonsdrivealimo]

guys do i post my essay on the oph fandom. or do yall not care. bc I FUCKING CARE and want yall to know. but also i just ramble for like 3 paragraphs so.

[drustvar]

Dobbin is Ophely's pet freak btw. He was her hate-boyfriend's servant who did NOT wanna put up with his annoying ass shenanigans anymore but couldn't bring himself to strangle the guy. So he gave him to Ophely in hopes she would use him in a sacrifice or whatever it is she does. To his abject horror the opposite happens. Beautiful bride and her ugly ass groom. ♥

#ramblings #dobbin x ophely ... freak 4 freak luv