#you got the Dissonance Ape. the DICTATIVE ASSHOLE^3. and the um

[slimmestslime]

Another funny thing is that Jeb is (before getting killed by Hank the first time) a Primeape. Meaning that one or two close combats would probably be enough to take out Hydriegon Phobos—

(Another thing is that Annihilape has gorgeous flowing hair. Just like Jeb after Nevada fell ❤️)

Hank after killing Jeb and then seeing him come back evolved

phobos’ fault for employing a primeape. smh ….

also annihilape fits jeb crazy well, ranging from looks to fucking. Everything. even the pokedex entries (except his stats leaning towards a physical attacker more than sp.atk but meh)

.hank would probably go “finally a worthy opponent” after seeing him again. the fucking battle between those two would go HARD unironically

#points at you. Jebus liker #(i am too dont worry #man pokemon nevada is fucked up huh. #you got the Dissonance Ape. the DICTATIVE ASSHOLE^3. and the um #the murder creature (shiny edition) #madness combat #pokemon