#zee 🤼

[hellisoursalvation]

Cordelia should’ve hit somebody with her car at least once

#zee 🤼 #cordelia chase #buffy #buffyversesource #buffy the vampire slayer #buffy summers #spike and dawn #spike btvs

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Lorne would’ve loved Dawn. He would’ve called her “sweet cakes” and filled drawers in his office with her favorite snacks and Spike would find her sitting on his desk as Lorne tells her various stories of celebrities he’s met.

#btvs #zee 🤼 #lorne #dawn summers #spike and dawn #buffy the vampire slayer #buffy #buffyversesource #buffyedit #buffy summers

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I’m thinking about Yellowjackets and The Wilds and how The Wilds’ girls would never end up resorting to cannibalism because Fatin would tell them that she’s vegan and everyone would go with it. But than Dot would be like, “is it really against veganism to eat a person?” Than they’d get into an argument and forget about the cannibalism. And the lady running the experiment would be really confused because why are they kids talking about the logistics of cannibalism??

#zee 🤼 #the wilds #yellowjackets #leah x fatin #lottie matthews #shauna shipman

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Angelus is such a fucking funny character. BRO KEEPS MAKING MOMMY ISSUES JOKES AT CONNOR AND ITS MAKING ME YELL.

“Banging your mom while trying to kill your dad. That should be a play.” PLEASE.

#zee 🤼 #angelus #angel the show #angel the vampire #cordelia chase #angel btvs #btvs

[hellisoursalvation]

IF CONNOR NEVER WAS STOLEN BY HOLTZ, HE WOULDVE BEEN A GEN Z KID.

He’d make Angel lose his mind. Bro making Angel and Cordy play FNAF and going through a Fall Out Boy phase and playing Call of Duty aND HE GOES AROUND THE HOTEL PLAYING MO BAMBA.

#zee 🤼 #buffyversesource #angel the series #cordelia chase #buffy the vampire slayer #buffyverse

[hellisoursalvation]

Buffy Reboot but it’s in the same genre as Abbot Elementary.

It’s all about the new Slayers. They’re Gen Z, they’re rowdy and they keep worrying everyone with how much they yell they’re going to kill themselves.

It then cuts to a very concerned Buffy and Spike sipping their morning coffee/blood.

#zee 🤼 #buffy summers #buffy the vampire slayer #btvs #buffy x spike

[hellisoursalvation]

Gen Z Connor but Angel can’t figure out any of his slang.

Angel sits down and tells Connor about Buffy and all Connor can reply is, “That’s an L” and now he’s asking Wes wtf it means but Wes also has no idea and Lorne won’t tell him cause he was sworn to secrecy.

Or Connor calls a girl a “Snack” and Angel starts freaking out cause he thinks Connor has a need for blood now only for Cordy to tell him it means “good looking” and Angel tried to use it once but everyone instead just slept with weapons and holy water by their beds.

Or Connor and Angel start sparring and he yells, “catch these fucking hands, old man” and it throws Angel off so badly he gets tackled into a dummy.

#zee 🤼 #angel btvs #ats #angel #buffy

[hellisoursalvation]

Doyle should’ve survived, Cordelia and Oz should’ve made appearances in season 7 of Buffy, somebody should’ve fist fought the Scoobies at least twice and Lorne should’ve met Buffy.

#zee 🤼 #buffy #buffyversesource #buffy the vampire slayer #buffy summers #spike and dawn #dawn summers #spike btvs #lorne #doyle #cordelia chase #daniel osbourne

[hellisoursalvation]

I love that Erza believes Gray’s magic to be the prettiest.

#zee 🤼 #fairy tail #natsu dragneel #lucy heartfilia #ft natsu #ft lucy #fairytail 100 years quest

[hellisoursalvation]

Buffy in 2022 and in the summer where Buffy is dead, Dawn gets Spike on tiktok and everyone won’t stop thirsting over him.

And when Buffy comes back and they’re having a deep conversation, his phone keeps going off because he just posted a new video and Buffy finally yells at him to turn it off but he doesn’t know how.

#zee 🤼 #buffy #buffyversesource #spike btvs #spike and dawn #buffy summers #buffy the vampire slayer #source: btvs #btvs

[hellisoursalvation]

Big fan of Angel the series only cause everybody is strapped in that show. However, if anyone would have a gun in Buffy, it would be Anya.

Girl would have a pistol and a shotgun under the Magic Box’s counter. If magic ain’t gonna save you, a shot gun might.

#zee 🤼 #buffy meta #buffy summers #buffyversesource #buffy btvs #angel btvs #anya jenkins

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Do you think Giles was ever anyone’s favorite teacher?

Like, back when I was in school, we’d skip class to sit in the library or talk to some teacher that we loved.

Do you think Giles ever just had some kids come in, who obviously weren’t the Scoobies, and they’d just plop down and pull out UNO? And Giles is trying to get them to leave but they convince him to play a round.

And than another.

And another.

Until he’s wondering how he just gambled away his desk mints to three high schoolers while playing UNO.

#zee 🤼 #buffy #buffyversesource #buffy the vampire slayer #btvsedit #rupert giles #btvs #spike btvs

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I’m gonna be fully honest, when I started watching Buffy, I thought Angel was genuinely going to be an angel. Like, I was fully prepared for dude to sprout wings but nah, just a vampire.

#zee 🤼 #buffy x angel #btvs #angel btvs #angel the series

[hellisoursalvation]

Eric is so funny, just bathing in Bill’s house and listening to old Swedish music

#zee 🤼 #eric northman

[hellisoursalvation]

Okay, so we all agree that Dawn absolutely was “Dingoes Ate My Baby”s biggest fan, right?

Like this kid absolutely forced Oz to teach her to play guitar once, and he obviously does cause he loves Dawn and who can say no to that face?

I’m just imagining a little Dawn with a bitty band t-shirt and screaming the lyrics alongside Willow. She probably still has it in the back of her closet.

#zee 🤼 #dawn summers #daniel osbourne #buffy #buffyversesource #buffyverse #buffy the vampire slayer #buffy x spike

[hellisoursalvation]

Angel and his sister Kathy make me so feral. We know nothing about his sister other than she loved her brother dearly. That she cried when he left, that she gave him his name, that she was his first victim.

#zee 🤼 #angel the series #angel #buffyverse #buffy the vampire slayer #buffy