When you're The Slayer and there's a new, potentially dangerous threat in town you need to investigate, but also you make time to stop and chat with the local vampire who used to be your nemesis but has lately just been a nuisance, and who has certainly not been hanging around your house all night, he was just out for a walk.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: S5E5 | No Place Like Home
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PRO TIP if you figure out any free periods that you have that buffy doesn't, you can go to the library and actually have a really normal experience
Sometimes? But like you’ll still have to deal with:
Buffy’s weird friends hanging out with the librarian.
one of my friends walked in on the librarian fencing? With the air? And when he noticed her he just sort of threw it under the table and acted like nothing happened.
Another walked in on him and Ms. Calendar HEAVILY making out. He described it as “the type of thing you’d see if you opened the janitors closet during fourth period”
the librarian reading the weirdest books known to man.
also only half the books in the library aren’t weird cryptozoology shit.
Sometimes one enters the library and has a normal time. I did this morning. Today was a good day :3
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Fuck, marry, kill?
The best ships do all three.
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https://pamela-926.ludgu.top/ve/dDV1whB
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buffy summers girlfriend tried to stab me in the parking lot of the bronze
the weird brunette? Seems about right.
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i am such a horrible little apologist for every buffyverse woman. they could drink my blood or sacrifice me to a demon or just fucking beat me up and i'd probably be into it
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