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I just saw Buffy Summer's Tall Dark and Sexy 1 (the boy) with (like WITH) Tall Dark and Sexy 2 (the girl)

I'm so confused.

Idk maybe they’re also dating? Or both have broken up with Buffy for eachother

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I don't know about y'all but after that one time we all turned into our Halloween costumes, I'm not taking ANY chances this year. Gonna dress as a superhero, just in case.

I’m going to do some research into immortal fictional characters and hope that, if this happens again, the immortality sticks

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Dressed like a mad scientist for Halloween- now I know like, complicated mathematics and chemistry and shit. Anyone else a bit 'different' after that night?

lucky chemistry is hard ;-;. I dressed as a cheetah so all I remember is running real fast

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We all know by now that Scott Hope broke up with Buffy Summers because he found out that she’s been cheating on him with Tall, Dark, and Sexy, Who Also Wears a lot of Leather and Hangs Out at The Bronze All The Time #2 (the girl) (Summers really has a type doesn’t she?) (can’t believe it took Scott this long to figure it out) but something about how Scott’s taking it is weird to me.

Like, obviously anyone would be taking this whole situation pretty badly, but the way he talks is like he’s jealous or something of Buffy. Like he has this tone when he says things like “now she’s free to show the whole world how gay she is”. Like he’s bitter but also like jealous or yearning or something. I know this might be a bit of a leap and he could just be jealous that his ex is with someone else, but that doesn’t really seem to quite fit to me. Their relationship did not seem that serious. I think Buffy and Scott were in some kind of double-beard situation and Scott decided to out Buffy after an argument or something but now it’s backfiring on him. Like he sees how cool everyone’s being about first Larry and now Buffy as well and now he’s jealous that he can’t bring himself to come out yet.

Scott Hope if you see this know that it’s never okay to out someone for any reason (even if it was already pretty obvious) but if you do ever decide to come out that you’ll have the full support from the vast majority of the school

yep! Well said can’t think of anything else to add. I’ve never faced any shit for liking girls. I guess we’re too busy with the unexplained deaths.

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Anyone going to see A Dingo Ate My Baby at the bronze tonight?

dingoes ate my baby

fake fan 🙄

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look I think Buffy and her weird gang might be a DnD group tbh, I was in the library the other day and they must've forgot I was there but they started talking about magic. I mean it makes sense to me.

glad to hear they have hobbies other than being weird and concerning

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Apparently I'm weird for this but hear me out- the bleach blonde dude on pcp the night of parent teacher conferences was kinda fine tho...

you’re not alone

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um hi...i saw Cordelia Chase chatting up Buffys weird boyfriend at the Bronze...Summers seemed real upset about it, too. she better watch out, Cordelia might steal him, i hear she likes older men...

damn trouble in paradise between arsonist and weird guy who hangs out at a club and has negative social skills. Who would’ve thought

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so not only did cordelia and xander break up (not exactly a shocker) but she's STILL in buffy's weirdo gang? the hell is going on???

amicable breakup, staying for the gossip, staying to hang out with Buffy/willow/library cryptid.

If we’re going with the double beard conspiracy outlined in previous posts, they could have decided the facade of a couple was more trouble to an it’s worth.

#btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #unreality #tw unreality #cordelia chase #xander harris #xandelia

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Does anyone know why Larry's suddenly acting nice? Like, one day he randomly decided not to be a misogynist

(and started being nice to Xander Harris, which... 🤨)

Does this tie into those theories about Cordelia and Xander having a double beard thing going on?

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Might be weird for saying this, but, the library does have the best books when you're doing a project on medieval torture or anything similar

I mean. Yeah. I guess.

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These wild dog attacks got everyone on edge, I walked past the library this morning and saw Mr. giles past out on the floor with a traq dark in his ass. Did animal control come last night?

why would animal control shoot him?????

#btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #unreality #tw unreality #btvs s3 #rupert giles

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buffy summers girlfriend tried to stab me in the parking lot of the bronze

the weird brunette? Seems about right.

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does no one else remember that assignment we had with the eggs? I put so much effort in, like I made it a meal plan and changed its diapers and everything. but after the gas leak everyone kinda forgot about it?! were you all just staying quiet because you smashed your eggs on day one?

My dad fried mine :(. It tasted kinda weird…

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PRO TIP if you figure out any free periods that you have that buffy doesn't, you can go to the library and actually have a really normal experience

Sometimes? But like you’ll still have to deal with:

Buffy’s weird friends hanging out with the librarian.

one of my friends walked in on the librarian fencing? With the air? And when he noticed her he just sort of threw it under the table and acted like nothing happened.

Another walked in on him and Ms. Calendar HEAVILY making out. He described it as “the type of thing you’d see if you opened the janitors closet during fourth period”

the librarian reading the weirdest books known to man.

also only half the books in the library aren’t weird cryptozoology shit.

Sometimes one enters the library and has a normal time. I did this morning. Today was a good day :3

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IT'S ALL IN THE WATER. THE REASON BEHIND THE MYSTERIOUS DEATHS AND WHY THERE ARE SO MANY GANGS ON PCP. THE GOVERNMENT IS INVAD8NG SUNNYDALE AND PUTTING PESTICIDES IN THE WATER. THE MAYOR IS A ROBOT SENT TO HIDE THE TRUTH FROM US BUT WE KNOW BETTER! DON'T LET THEM TAKE YOU FOR THERE ASSASSIN TRAINING!!!1!

My reaction to that information (moodboard)

I’m sorry how the fuck are there pesticides in the water and we’re still alive? And take us WHERE for assassin training??? And I’m sorry no robot is THAT realistic.

#btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #unreality #tw unreality #mayor wilkins #my reaction to that information

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hey I swear I saw Xander Harris hanging out with Jack Tool or whatever he's called outside the bronze... does he not know Jack's whole friend group died?? just don't be surprised if we never hear from Xander again is all I'm saying

skill issue

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