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simping-for-kamski · 5 months
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The Rose and the Reseda
HELLO IT'S ME AGAIN WITH A NEW RAREPAIR OF HELL!!! Why nobody has posted any Zlatski on Ao3 yet is beyond my comprehension. Come ON! I wanted to write them as students so I went a bit AU because I realized "oh shit, the age gap" so I'm pretending there's barely an age gap, good, let's get some enemies to lovers vibes going.
Wordcount: 2,175 — read it on Ao3
The two of them snorted in the same dirty laughter. “You can’t say that!” Elijah swiveled his chair at him. “Go ahead and report me, tattle-toes.” Zlatko glanced back at him, grinning. “You laughed.” “Because it was so bad.” Elijah turned back to his screen. “It was politically incorrect. But witty. And that’s the difference between you and I,” Zlatko said. “I know when to make inappropriate jokes and you don’t. That’s why you can’t train your AI model. You can code, but you’re too socially-stupid to make it smart in that area.” Elijah turned to him again, flaring in renewed anger. “And you can’t get your android design to work out because you keep on using the wrong materials, because you can’t be arsed to read the documentation! You just go for the first thing that seems to fit your needs instead of properly researching all the options, you lazy ass!” “Oh yes, that’s right, I forgot. You’re the little STEM prodigy boy who can learn all the science shit all by himself,” Zlatko drawled. “Let me guess, you even know which materials I should use better than I do, huh?” “Well, maybe I do.” “Ha. Easy brag. Give me the specs if you’re that smart.” Elijah looked at him through narrowed eyelids. “You’re trying to manipulate me into doing your job for you. This ain’t Soviet Russia where physics obeys your laws.” “Right, it’s capitalist America where you suck dick and rip the benefit.” Zlatko huffed. “Too bad, I was going to offer you some help in training your AI model.” “A trade?” The two young men faced off as the word hung between them. Then Elijah let out a spiteful “Ha!” and turned his back to the other. “Never. You’re a dick, Andronikov. Suck it yourself.”
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marcusrobertobaq · 5 months
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Zlatski 🤔
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