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henrioo · 1 month

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Hahaha I love blocking some blogs because it is really funny to see how stupid they are

Gonna share some type of blogs I usually got and always block

The nsfw enjoyer

The person that actually interacts with male stories, but only the nsfw ones, mostly just interact with afab ones, even if it is trans, but some even interact with amab. The fun part is you never gonna find a sfw story in their stuff, only nsfw, all sfw are fem or gn

The half liar that didn't try hard enough

This one is really good, they interact with like, three or four male stories before or after interacting with mine, so if I didn't check well they would pass like a masc blog. But I'd you check really well, that is what I do, you're gonna find out that they only interact with fem stories besides that masc one, good try buddy, but not good enough

The ones that didn't even try

Those are the most stupid, they have literally like she/her or a fem name in their account and I genuinely look at those blogs and I'm like "you don't know how to read? You read the whole story but didn't read the banner of fem DNI?" Or "you just don't care? You like, literally gonna read this one time in your whole life and never again because I'm gonna block you, is this worth it for you?"

We also have the type of "hey I don't have nothing to hide" spoilers they had

Those type or just don't reblog nothing or just hide their liked post, but bitch you left your followed blog to everyone see and I can fucking see you only follow fem blogs only wtf you think I'm dumb?

We also have the reblog bots

Those are the most dumb, they not only liked or story, they reblog! Girl if it is easy to me find if you in my stories is even easier if you reblog, you open the blog and only have fem stories reblogged and the block is immediately

Oh there's the type I hate more, the simp's

You open their liked stuff and there's only things about their fav, fem, male, gn, they don't care, everything they see that have their fav they are interacting, but ofc they mostly are fem blogs and they don't even try to hide that so easy block

Those are some I remember, in the beginning I was kinda like I felt guilty for blocking them and stuff

But when I realized how dumb they are for not being able to read the fucking banner and respecting that I just got a really happiness for blocking them

I also block other types of blogs, like idk dream simp or whatever

But mostly still fem blogs

At least it is too little now than in the beginning of this

But still a lot like

Idk 20 blogs for post? This in sfw

If is nsfw than jesus

I guess I already blocked more than 50 blogs on that Zoro story of mine

And that story is even amab, like shanks one that I also blocked more than 40 blogs

That's is definitely why is blocking me for posting afab smut

Those stupid bitches gonna jump on me like fleas

I like blocking them but not like that

Maybe in the future I will be back with the nsfw, for now I'm just trying to get back with the blog

Well that's all

I liked talking here

Idk why

Well

Bye

#henri talk

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count-alucard-tepes · 1 year

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I had a dream that there was some sporting event in the city and the marines were all present so I told one of my friends that we should go find the vice admirals and admirals and hang out with them (we all know why). So we somehow found Smoker and he seemed to be real good friends with us and we decided that he’s gonna be our ticket in to the vice admirals/admirals lit party.

So we followed him and on the way, I saw Zoro watching the soccer match and I smacked him on the back of his head and said, “What the hell are you doing, Marimo!? We have to attend the party!”, so he followed us and I told my friend to hold his hand so he doesn’t get lost😂😂😂

We were all running after Smoker and then he just abruptly stopped and my friend and I went through him and were caught by Kuzan, Smoker managed to stop Zoro before he fell on top of us (and crushed us). Kuzan was like ‘I’ll get you guys into the party’ and when we were in, I was looking around for Akainu but I couldn’t see him, so Kuzan and Kizaru pointed to their admiral chairs which was facing the best view of the match. Clearly everyone fucking knew why I was there😳😳😳

So I went to the chairs, only to see Akainu wasn’t there!? Why!? So I took a seat in middle on (because that’s his) and pouted the entire time until I felt someone looming over me and looked up to see him!? And he was like ‘looking for me?”, and I just blushed and couldn’t talk (the usual story of my life).

Then I dreamt I found his Admiral quarters (score bitches!) and found him laying on the bed asleep. I literally sat next to him and was touching all over this man’s gorgeous tattoos and kissing up his back until he woke up. I told him that so many of the marines had brought him gifts and wanted to see him. So he was getting dressed and I was like ‘don’t forget your pants’. Then somehow were ended up meeting with my family and he was like ‘I would definitely want to do more things with her’ and my sisters in the background looked as if they were saying wtf and in my head I was like, ‘omg he wants to do things with me I’m so in love right now’.

I swear making all those head canons have been making me dream about him more! Haha I love it

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