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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#CAPSAKID....its okay I really am that small irl #by partner mon is bagon #little dragon guys who turn into bigger dragon guys :) yay

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they're all butch lesbians to me

#YOUNI UR SO RIGHT. BUT ALSO. BOTTOM LEFT NESQUICK IS *MY* GENDER SORRY #morgan and me and then missa and you if you want. also

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this post is like being handed demonic visions of what hyper latex porn looks like in the cars universe

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never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

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I think they would be the best of friends

#my god. yeah. #dunmeshi #op this is so cute

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obsessed with the conflict management at play here

#he's so relatable #dunmeshi

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you’re beautiful. let’s sleep through our alarms together

#blake #syrin

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Sorry for tagging your art with just # oogh or # oh. Just know this means im profoundly moved

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what happened to the era of men showing off their hairy chests or wearing little crop tops and cut off jean shorts with a little cheek peeking out

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for whoever needs to hear this:

starting HRT doesn't have to be a huge momentous all-or-nothing decision. you can just try it like you would an antidepressant you've been informed of the risks of.

there won't be any immediate irreversible changes overnight. you can always stop, change your dose, change your delivery system, decide it's not the right time. you can even microdose if you want to.

you don't have to tell anyone. you don't have to announce it if you don't want to.

stop waiting for a perfect time in your life because it won't come.

stop waiting to reach a mythical level of certainty that never comes to anyone, for anything.

you've been thinking about it long enough. if you have the opportunity, just give it a shot. you're worth the courage it takes to make a change in your life.

#tank you i needed this #been genuinely seriously considering it lately #trans stuff

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A Yummy Treat For Me...

#astarion taking 12 too many weed gummies

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I’ll never forget the time I was sitting with this guy, nice kid, didn’t know him well, I think we must have had a bottle of wine or some questionable hashish or something, and in response to an awkward silence I just started talking and ended up going on a long meandering rant about how ugly American robins are. I’m talking a full monologue. I had an intro and conclusion. It was pointlessly vehement. I have never been so mean or loquacious about anything in my life.

Consider my horror when this perfectly nice guy wordlessly lifted his shirt to reveal a full-torso prismacolor tattoo of his spiritual soul animal, the American robin.

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the problem with having an evil mastermind manipulator oc is that i am not particularly good at being any of those things

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www.tdick.gov

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

#my god how could I have forgotten

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have almost thrown up laughing at this video at least 4 or 5 times at this point

#HELP? #video #ellis #matteo #this is them fighting. to me.