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No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

#Help holy shit #this one had me audibly... well not laughing. but I was making amused noises alright #this is so deranged #this whole site is deranged #crazy even #the fact that i understood 95% of this whole thing really says something about me huh... #Reblog

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yes professor. I understand that the assignment is due tonight, but please understand that the 12 bees inside my head are craving the exact same content for the 26252729 time and if i don’t oblige they will obliterate me in the most passionate way they know.

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I feel bad for Starlo. (pt. 6)

I think the main thing we were supposed to see as Star's character flaw wasn't that he was acting proud/arrogant/reckless/badass (I mentioned that it's fine for him to act that way because he deserved it after everything good he did and obviously I still mean it 110%), but how that proud, charming guy was never the real him. He literally lost himself trying to feel worthy and please everyone in town. For years he's been acting the role (for a noble cause) but the price was him losing touch with the nerd he is.

Yet STILL, if only everyone had been a bit more gentle with him, I bet he'd have toned it down during the WE section, and even before that. But they all decided to let him know the truth at the worst possible time, right when he was supposed to make Clover his deputy. Right after they attacked the kid because they were jealous. It was supposed to be the PEAK of Starlo's day and they randomly threw the "we never liked any of this" bomb at him instead of trying to talk it out BEFORE things escalated. I'd be pissed too.

Oh yeah...

... his brother doesn't take him seriously apparently and doesn't realize that staying positive and strong 24/7 is tougher than it looks, especially with Starlo's insecurities (and yeah being a farmer is hard work, but so is being in Star's position; on the contrary, it's even TOUGHER) ...

Orion should try being an entertainer for a day and see what it's like, let alone doing it for years

...Solomon says how Star thought him and Crestina didn't support his life choices...

... and how he rarely talks to his family...

...and it suddenly came to me: in all these years, they didn't ever bother telling him that they did support him? They didn't bother trying to reach out to him more? Understand his passion (Ceroba doesn't get it either; once again, I don't blame Starlo for caring about Clover so much, that kid understood)? Have an honest talk?

No wonder Star stopped interacting with them for the most part. Maybe him feeling worthless came from his family? Who knows (or he was bullied as a kid for being a nerd). In any case, he clearly had to deal with these feelings by himself.

This man's been through some stuff.

P.S. I know he has flaws like everyone, but you've gotta ask yourself the important question: WHY? where did all this come from? But clearly nobody in his life ever asked themselves this. So it all kept building up till he almost killed his deputy for... status. He was SO desperate to feel valued and get his friends back (who made him feel less alone.. but ultimately just left when he needed someone the most, at least ONE person) that he was ready to go all the way to achieve what he'd been lacking his entire life: *feeling like he MATTERED.*

I wonder If he'll ever go 100% back to being his true self. Slim chances :'( this is him now. Half farmer half sheriff

#THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT #THIS IS WHAT I KEEP SCREECHING FOR #while there are characters in the game who have suffered horrible tragedies #i somehow feel so sad for Starlo in particular #the fact that he'll take any speck of praise he can get #the fact that he is so in love with westerns that his enthusiasm becomes infectious and suddenly there's a whole town built around it #yet the people who should matter the most to him can never take him seriously #(i give Ceroba bonus points because at least she supports his passion even if she doesn't partake in it herself) #and and and #the effort that comes with putting up a show for people 24/7 #I'm glad that you mentioned the Feisty Four too #because although I definitely understand their side and would be kinda pissed off in their position too #... it's not like they try to communicate it to Star earlier. or in private even #gotta wait to have this conversation right in the middle of the whole town whose opinion of him matters a lot to Star #somebody teach these damn cowboys to communicate- #god we could go on and on and on #but anyways nice post op. very true #Undertale Yellow #uty #Reblog

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if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

#aw that makes me feel better #because I'm absolutely AWFUL at responding #Reblog

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yo doodle idea what does south sun look like without the hat. or is that a secret.

what is she hiding................(jk ofc)

Face reveal!! 😨😨

+ (bonus UTYD Staroba because I miss them)

#she <333 #she's so cool so cool so cool #undertale yellow #uty #Reblog

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#here have a Cool Rock

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Undoubtely the creepiest part of a Pacifist Run: making the choice for Flowey.

#huh I never... stopped to think about it #it IS weird #dude what- what are you staring at #who are you talking to?? #how do you know I'm making a choice and why are you following my choice??? #sir?? sir how aware are you?? sir???? #it's probably just a gameplay thing but from a narrative perspective? what the fuck #who are you and what have you done with Flowey. he would never listen to anyone ever- #Reblog #Undertale Yellow

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anytime someone from the UK orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat

#saving this for all the times people ask me if I'm British #it happens surprisingly often #like mate do you think I live in Kirby Undertale or somethin'? #Reblog

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#all except latin #in theory I CAN drive a manual #but I also panic so hard when put behind a steering wheel that it doesn't matter #I'm also like. very bad at sewing lol

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Forgot to post these here gah

#JSOXNSODNODJDI THEEEEEY!!! #the worst robot parents <3 #Guardner looks so cute what the hell #her little wheel just hanging there lmao #no matter the universe Axis is always a disaster (affectionate) huh #Reblog #Undertale Yellow

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You're so right, though. Just look at how her silhouette towers over everybody else's in the cover art, I'm obsessed with it

Ceroba's tall

i am a firm believer in tall ceroba. she is the tallest of the main cast (and taller than chujin) even though her and starlo used to be the same height when they were younger. shrugs

#like I wouldn't be surprised if she was taller than Ed #Axis calls her Tall Lady #she is so big and I love her so much for it #if i had a nickel for every hyperfixation i had where there was a very tall silly woman and her mildly disturbing short king of a husband- #Undertale Yellow #Reblog

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Pin for survivors

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reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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🧪💫 introducing chujin for uty devotion!! a newly recruited scientist working beneath the queen posted up in snowdin! despite his best efforts, he’s nothing short of kind!

- A resident of Deeper Snowdin who’s isolated himself into his craft after the disappearance of Martlet.

- He’s a newer scientist working under Toriel in order to help make the underground a better place. Has worked hard in his craft, though it’s not uncommon for his inventions to fail.

- He’s tasked to lay defenses in Snowdin, especially after the human attack that had occurred. Serious as he tries to act, he’s very eccentric and often times… not great at his job!

- Once incredibly social and optimistic with every monster he’s stumbled into. He’s found it hard to return to those habits, believing he’s not doing good enough in the position he has.

- After his encounter with Kanako, he’s learned to take more steps into bettering himself and seeing himself more than just his job.

- Owns a steamboat he proudly named Sally! Her fate was sealed the moment they set off to Hotland.

#WH #HUH #HE'S SO PRETTY HELLO????? #big gender goals right there fr! #doesn't help that he's just as short as me #he's just a little guy #love him so much #Undertale Yellow #Reblog

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hi hello more au stuff for this

Ceroba!! Or Wildflame preferably!

The Sheriff of the Wild East! Or tries to be at least!(she’s failing a bit but let’s pretend she’s not)

She’s a bit serious about being the Sheriff however she’s overall pretty energetic and fun! Like a Sheriff should be! She can get a bit carried. away sometimes.

She just wants to see Starlo happy again, even if it’s for a little bit. She’s also fireproof!

The royal guard!

Who let him be one. And how did he become one. He doesnt know. However, he’ll still do his job! He’s a bit burnt out though.

Snowdin residents seem to like him, however he’s heard a few things about the previous royal guard who was once in his place who has now been fired; and where they went. He might look into that in his free time-when he isn’t writing(nerd..)

He’s not fireproof unfortunately. Not relevant at all.

#EATING THESE DESIGNS UP #SO COOL SO COOL SO COOL SO COOL SO C #Undertale Yellow #Reblog

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okay i need to make this poll because me and quite a few others ive talked to didnt really like the game and i want to know the actual demographics on this;

undertale fans encouraged to rb!