thatgirlayan

[thatgirlayan]

google chrome incognito is like that really cool aunt who won’t tell your parents about your dirty secrets thanks aunt google

[thatgirlayan]

[thatgirlayan]

TILT YOUR SCREEN BACK AND CRY.

[thatgirlayan]

[thatgirlayan]

You can have a very intense relationship with fictional characters because they are in your own head.

JK Rowling (via whompingwilllow)

[thatgirlayan]

i love it when TV shows make references to other TV shows

[thatgirlayan]

#TMITuesdays 

For fun, one of Cassandra Jean’s postcards of scenes from City of Heavenly Fire. Above, Raphael, Magnus and Luke.

You can see the last postcard here.

[thatgirlayan]

{x} {x}

[thatgirlayan]

I swear that child looks EXACTLY like young Sam Winchester. 

#supernatural #wow

[thatgirlayan]

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

[thatgirlayan]

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

[thatgirlayan]

Summary of Romeo and Juliet

romeo: im so sad

romeo: ill never be happy

romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH

romeo: WHO DAT

romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY

romeo: imma dance with her

romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*

juliet: dafuq are you

romeo: shh *kiss*

juliet: :oo

*party over*

romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE

romeo: LADY

romeo: HEY LADY

juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU

romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married

juliet: dont you think its too soon

romeo: idk

juliet: brb

romeo: k

juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW

romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS

*next day*

rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:

friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY

romeo: yeh

friar: ok fine ur married

rome and juli: yaaaay

*some time later*

tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO

mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that

tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*

mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*

romeo: hnnn

tybalt: ....

romeo HNNN

tybalt: ...

romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*

tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*

prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting

romeo: i sorry

prince: no ur banished

romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME

romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*

friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok

romeo: k *leaves*

juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF

friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together

juliet: ok

juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*

nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people

nurse: k

juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*

romeo's servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA

romeo's servant: JULIET'S DEAD

romeo: WHAT

romeo: WHAaaAaaaT

romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING

romeo: *buys potion*

romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*

romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead

romeo: but im sure she is

romeo: *kiss juliet*

romeo: *drinks poison*

romeo: he ded

juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ

juliet: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME

juliet: HE DED

juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*

oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough

friar: *comes in cell*

friar: uh oh

prince: WHAT DIS

CAPULET: WHAT DIS

LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS

MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS

CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother

[thatgirlayan]

Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?

[thatgirlayan]

Guy puts a sign out asking people to help sharpie his old Volkswagen, the result is awesome.

http://imgur.com/a/4S2zN

[thatgirlayan]

That's what Arthur Weasley has been saying.

Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds

[thatgirlayan]

[thatgirlayan]

like if you love robots, reply if you love robots, reblog if you love robots, ignore if you are former president george w. bush