thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

Boop! From The Wonderful World of Cats, illustrated by Leonard Shortall. 1961.

#BOOP

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

It is so fucking special when kitty cats start curling up and rolling and being silly when you talk to them 🥹

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

#bathroom stall no questio #i can entertain myself using the power of my mind #several little guys in there. to rotate

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

Lost in the Pages

Between Two Tomes

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

#LOL

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

#millie when i pee with the door closed fr

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

#WAIT ITS NEIL EVE???????? #holy shit

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

#IM IMAGINING

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

i know there's a lot of good music coming out, but have we ars a nation really recovered from how Actuually good Feels by Katy Perry Featuring Chappell Roan was WOw # song # music # sjojo siwia

#kristin r u ok dear

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

Louis Wain

#me n the boys

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

@boogleboot us when pern au

They haven't eaten for 5 whole minutes

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

He’s on an adventure 🌧️🐱

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

do you weep

often

#dorian

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

society if phantom of the opera was back on broadway

#literally #its been over a year and i miss her every day #i have snuggled my phantom bear every night since the night i got him at the theater #oh the yearning

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

“she should be at the club” well i should be in the green house party paintings by salman toor

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

feeling more powerful than god (just drove to dunkin donuts in the weird slush storm thing we're having to get my bagel bites and coffee and also brought my friend a donut)

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

Aw no boops?

(Boops you anyway cause you’re my moot and I am just a boopin fool today)

THANKS FOR THE BOOP I COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN IT ON AND IT MADE ME SO SAD 😭😭😭😭😭

no i literally like, my two irl friends who are on tumblr (far, far away from my corner of it lol) were trying to explain to me how to do it but i didnt understandddddddd :(((((

so thank you for the boops deeply from the bottom of my heart i cAN FINALLY BE INCLUDED :DDDD

and also

BOOPS YOU BACK

<33

#no literally makes me so sad when i miss out on things #the fomo is real and crippling but I GET BOOPS TOO