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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

#demon summoning

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TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

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Mom's out of town so me and hubs invited Dad to dinner (because he gets lonely when she's gone)

Got to hear him talk about the first test flight of the Have Blue that he helped design. And how the test pilot had to have 27 surgeries because it crashed at the end of the runway ("his toes were touching his thighs"), and how it's STILL buried at the end of the runway at Area 51, are you kidding me?! How fuckin wild?!

#have blue #lockheed #family

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He knows 😂 screenshot from Walton Goggins Instagram story 😂

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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

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FOUND family??? you think i just found them like this??? babes this is FORGED family. Me & the bros were scrap metal in a junkyard (very valuable, very sharp, very dangerous, uncared for) and we GOT IN THE FUCKING FIRE TOGETHER. WE did this. we said I AM NOT LEAVING YOU and melted into each other for better or for worse (it’s for better) and we are A FUNCTIONAL UNIT now. DO NOT SEPARATE. BATTERIES FUCKING INCLUDED. FOUND family my ass, we built this non-nuclear family unit from the ground up, don’t devalue this!!! it was is and will be a labour of love!!!

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birb 3

this is a Barn owl!!

#i love it

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I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

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Yuuuup. The chickadees and finches pick beads of starlight from the grass. And yeah, they drink the petty secrets of the earth.