the-goon-master

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#gooner #gooning #goonette #vore #pred #cannibalism #cooking you #flipping you like a pancake

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#gooner #gooning #goonette

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We goon to remember

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#gooner #gooning #goonette #hierophilia #priest kink #bratty priest #suspicious priest disappearance

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hey guys sorry i havent been active lately i had to take a vow of celibacy for my ordination. just got excommunicated though so im gonna be back on here

#gooner #gooning #goonette

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DONG KNOB is so THROBBED wanna BOB my KNOB and BONG my DONG so I can THROB and KNOB my fat DONG KNOB till I GUH and GAH so STOOPID on my BOBBING THROBBING DONG KNOB and DONG DUMB so DONGED that my DONG keeps getting BOBBED by my greasy HANDJOBBING so I can get WEERD with WEENER and BONG some more so my DONG KNOB gets the SWEET SPOT on the underside of my KNOB gets BOBBED by my finger till I wanna GA-GA-GOON on GOON GAS and WEED BONG and THROB my aching KNOB so I GOON on my GREASY HANDJOBBED KNOB and make myself a STOOPID DONG KNOBBER and DING DONG down DUMBER on GOON GAS and DUMB DONG so I can KNOB my fat DONG KNOB and HUFF and GOON and SHAFT PUMP my DUMB DONG and HUFF again on GOON GAS so I can MILK myself and POP my DING DONG and DUMB down till I KNOB THROB MILK REPEAT.

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one thing ain’t changed: a goon session will always mean a good time with the boys!

#hell yeah!!

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#gooner #gooning #goonette #goon trigger #tracy emin #my bed

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#gooner #gooning #goonette

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PAY THE GOON TOLL!

#gooner #gooning #goonette

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Let Me Make Myself Clear About One Thing.

we're on totally different levels, you and i.

you? youre an idiot cumbrained goon beta cuck. i know this because you are looking at my blog right now. it doesnt take much to make you happy, just pictures of internet women and your own hand to bate with. in terms of animal husbandry youd be like a goldfish. a perfect beginner pet. you barely need any enrichment at all in ur enclosure. what do you even spend your money on? gooning is free. your income is basically wasted on you.

me on the other hand? im a woman of exquisite tastes. i hold my environment to a very high standard. sometimes, you know, maybe i wanna spring for chipotle instead of taco bell. to go back to the pet analogy, youd need a fucking permit to keep me. im basically like an alligator or something. but living my rockstar lifestyle adds up, so obviously thats where you come in.

i would be better at spending your money than you are. think of it as symbiosis, you benefit from my sporadic goonposting, and in turn you chip in your part to provide me with the enrichment i need. it just makes sense. pay me

c*shapp $r1l3ym0us3 NOW dumbass

#gooner #gooning #goonette #paypiq #financial dumbination

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#gooner #gooning #goonette #no nut november

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#italian #italian girls #italian stallion #gooner #gooning #goonette #italian goon trigger

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#gooner #gooning #goonette #divorce #divorceplay #exwife #alimony

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😈

Go ahead... CLIMB IN

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#gooner #gooning #goonette #big penis shaming #cock and ball torture #cbt #cognitive behavioral therapy

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#gooner #gooning #goonette