Found: A cat. If this is your cat, are you still alive? It seems dangerous. What kind of cat is this
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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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cowboys be like "nah that feller is just a companion to keep the trail a bit less lonely & a lot less dangerous" & then ride funny in the saddle the next 2 days
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I love it when people take characters that are made to be Conventionally Attractive and go "but what if they looked like actual human beings" and this isn't sarcastic. Doing gods work.
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I think I died back in 2017 and I’ve just been in purgatory since
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this too shall pass
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this too shall pass
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there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.
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after being mutuals for a certain time tumblr should give you a coupon for a free trip to hang out with them
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oh hey btw everywhere everything i wanna love you til we’re food for the worms to eat til our fingers decompose keep my hand in yours. if you even care.
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when i listen to noah kahan it's like unlocking shrimp colours except emotions instead of colours
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leonora carrington the hearing trumpet (via @liriostigre) \\ noah kahan homesick
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Hey, don't cry, Noah Kahan ft Hozier Northern Attitude, okay?
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If I could leave, I would've already left, I would've already left. [x]
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