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+2 poison damage to anyone with the prior affliction "seasonal allergies"

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when the music videos for Telephone (Lady Gaga ft. Beyoncé) and Na Na Na (My Chemical Romance) both had scenes filmed in the same diner

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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size

#lmao

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Our disappointment is immeasurable.

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

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April 27th is International Crow and Raven Appreciation Day! My comic Crow time is pretty much stuffed to the brim with crows, so it's a good way to celebrate these goth little dudes.

READ CROW TIME!

OR GET PLUSH GOTH BOI?? WOW!

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I just realized I think I trained my youngest brother to grab me treats whenever he goes to the store because I used to grab him stuff whenever I went to a gas station on the way home from school

#me as a teenager in the passenger seat: i have five dollars and these boys are getting reeses cups. #me now as a 30 year old: why am i being given cookies? oh he got me a treat! :) ... why tho???

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#ooh

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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My only real and valid writing tip is that you google every word you make up for your fantasy stories. That's It

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

#lmao

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Kid Pix just became public domain, so the remade (but pretty much exactly the same) version is now available here. It’s uh, wild, highly recommend checking it out not only for the wonderful nostalgia but you can legit make some incredible looking stuff!

FIND IT HERE

(update: someone commented that Kid Pix has ALWAYS been open source which is rad as hell)

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I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer

Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It's $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv

#lmao

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Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

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Horrifying, thanks!

The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer