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"i dont understand how you can ship-" you're no fun.

"they're the blueprint! canon! why would you-" you're boring. shush. go back to playing with your sad beige toys.

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When both you and both your best friend are crazy you get to casually make up an entirely new biological systems and world building to justify giving a vampire the name thalassemia at 8 in the morning and make it clever foreshadowing

#vampire #vampire posting #kismet’s day to day bullshit

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You can’t force relationships. You can’t force connections with anyone.

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Proficiency in both ranged and deranged combat

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dreams about running in the woods (or were they forgotten memories?)

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I gotta go. idk where but I gotta go.

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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I can’t believe Charles within a couple of hours of meeting Edwin really went if I have to choose between heaven and you then I pick you

#I saw them and I thought gay #Neil gaiman was blessed with a name and a purpose

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I need to know, how DID cane toads establish themselves in Australia? What are cane toads? Pls I’m but a humble immigrant I need to know now

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why i oughta (attempts to roll up my sleeves but i struggle with unbuttoning the cuffs for a solid 4 minutes)

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Helen Oyeyemi, from “White Is for Witching”  

#it’s giving #wanda maximoff #<- prev tags

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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I’ve never been a real star wars fan but the phantom menace came out when I was 6 and my older brother was 8 so we were absolutely among the target audience and we had toy light sabers & we spent a lot of time playing star wars but my brothers were anakin and obi wan etc. and my best friend was padmé which meant i had to come up with a star wars oc and since my brother was anakin i decided okay. i would be anakin’s sister.

i made up a backstory that i was his twin sister who also lived on tatooine and i also had latent force potential but qui gon and obi wan didn’t even try to meet me even when anakin mentioned me and they left me behind.

this was an utter betrayal to me obviously, like my brother got rescued and i got abandoned and i could have been him and i should have been him. i should’ve been at his side. i should have gotten training and all else. i should have been a jedi too.

but they didn’t even care to meet me. so i had this intense grudge against the jedi and i ended up developing my skills myself and then i grew up and got myself off tattooine and set out on a mission as a rogue force user to kill obi wan.

and 6 year old me really embodied that role. she felt that. so when I was like 25 & rewatched the original star wars trilogy for the first time since childhood, when obi wan came on I was like ugh. I hate that guy. and my friend was like “WHY?”

and I thought about it and realized it wasn’t actually his character. I was remembering my childhood self insert oc beef.

Like, sorry you wouldn’t get it but obi wan and I have history.

#holy shit to have a six year olds imagina again

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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STOP!!! being in other countries. I wanna! Hang out >:(

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if men r going 2 be horny and misogynistic when designing female characters can they at the very least make the outfit cunty......nothing pisses me off more than seeing a bitch with negative 2 articles of clothing on and it’s still ugly......flop ass bitches......