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Summer Skipping (pt2)

Safe to say that Audrey is never where she’s supposed to be during summer school. But at least there’s plenty of friends around to keep her entertained 🤭

Ben is doing his best to keep Audrey in class but she’s certainly not making it easy for him. Though to be fair, neither is anyone else lol

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#hehehe this is so cute I love this for them

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CYOA: Jailbreak

(read the previous section here)

“Thank you, Evie!” you shout. The crowd churns in front of you. You’re a little dizzy with it. Like being seasick on dry land, only it’s just the nerves churning up your stomach. “I’m proud to announce that there’s been a little change of plans!” 

“Mal, what?” Evie whispers. “There hasn’t been a change. We didn’t get anyone else authorized.”

You squeeze her hand.  “Trust me.” 

Evie’s mouth tightens down into a bold red line. “I do. With my life, M. You’re sure about this?” 

“As sure as I’ve ever been,” you whisper, and you wait for Evie’s nod before turning back to the crowd. “We couldn’t tell you before this, because we’ve been working on a surprise for everyone. Even the king.” 

The crowd jeers. Home sweet home. You can’t hold back the smile that bubbles up with the familiar sound of kids cackling. 

“Shut up, shut up, all of you! I’m trying to do something here! As I said, there’s been a change of plans. We’re still taking four of you with us, but we’re not taking just four of you. We’re taking all you brats who want to come over!” 

Evie’s gasp is quiet. Over the roar of the crowd, it’s practically nothing. An absence of sound. An inhale where there should be a shout. 

“We can’t.” 

You lean into her side, pressing your cheeks together as you smile for the camera, just a princess and her councilor, united together in front of absolute mayhem. “We can. We’ll get them off, Eves, and they’ll be safe. We can give them the world, just like you wanted.” 

“How are we going to do that?” 

You can’t kiss her, not yet. No matter how much you want to. You may not have all the details worked out just yet, but you’ve got a plan. 

#my fic #descendants #descendants fic

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CYOA Chapter 2: Fuck the Cameras 

(read part one here)

You throw yourself against the railing of the newly-installed balcony. You grin at Evie, your best friend, who’s up here with you on the newly-installed lookout tower that gives the Isle its first real view of the bridge to Auradon. The bridge that you built. 

Sure, your every Isle-kid instinct is screaming at you to grab as many kids as possible and run, but you’re not here for that today. You’re here to take just four kids home with you, and yeah, you don’t even know how to take care of yourself sometimes, but you’ve been pushed into a position of power here and if you let it go something even worse will happen, so even though you don’t know what to do with all this power that’s been handed to you, you have to hold tight to it. Evie is your best friend, and you love her more than you love yourself sometimes, so when she nods at you to keep going, you keep going. 

“Listen up!” you shout across the crowd of VKs and villains. “We’re here to celebrate the first VK day! We’re getting you all off this rock!” 

Evie flashes you her best publicity smile. Oops. That wasn’t quite the prepared speech that you meant to start off with. 

“What Mal means is that we’re here to announce the first four VKs who are coming over with us to Auradon! We’ve been reading all your applications, and we’re sure that you four will be a shining example of what it means to choose goodness.” 

The crowd roars. 

“Now, I know you’re excited, and we are too!” Evie recites, picture-perfect and beaming at the Auradon News Network camera that’s hovering via drone in front of the crowd. Her smile is perfect, a miracle of illegally applied magic and contraband whitening strips. Her shiny new leathers gleam in the light from the cameras, and your blood boils all over again at the sight. The kingdom has finally agreed to let you bring over four new VKs, but the network decided that your home was too dangerous to risk a real live Auradonian reporter on. 

You can save four children. 

While hundreds starve in their place. And the reporters will sit, safe in their newsroom, delivering the news that your classmates and their parents will laugh about later. 

“Mal?” Evie whispers. “It’s your line.” 

Right.

#ahajhgdjsk okay!!! #we’ve avoided the time loop as well as…..the more long winded canon options #next part will go up shortly!!

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#WHAT HOW DID I MISS THIS ONE #okay i know the poll is over but the funniest answer is Ben (can’t drive) #I feel like Chad is actually a good driver #and ben….can drive. He took lessons. He has a moped. He’s a fine driver. He’s horrifically safe and follows every traffic law #aspiring racecar driver Chad is one of those car bros who won’t stop telling you how great driving stick is #and how he’s gonna have the coolest sweetest car collection once he’s done school #Lonnie feels like she’d be an okay driver #just very out of practice because why would she have a car on campus #same for Doug (he plays racing sims for fun but this does not translate to actual driving skills. He’s totally average). #Jane feels like she’d be a nervous driver but an adequate one #Audrey would be the WORST because who’s going to tell her she’s doing anything wrong??? #nobody that’s who. #princess Audrey cleared of vehicular manslaughter charges once again!! #claiming that ‘he was dead when she hit him’ #and therefore the charge should be hitting a dead body with the car #which is not a crime in the kingdom of Auroria #her grandfather refuses to update their kingdom traffic laws because his little girl is flawless #she could never break the law #the law will simply bend to accommodate her

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#these polls are so fun!! #anyway I firmly believe the answer is Chad because nobody ever taught him #and he lives in a castle and doesn’t need to cook for himself #the other option is Ben. for the same reasons. #but I want to believe that Ben knows how to make two (2) recipes because he paid attention in seventh grade home ec class #Unlike Chad who did not. #the two recipes he knows are a basic sugar cookie and homemade mac and cheese #so really neither of these men can feed themselves #Audrey paid attention in home ec and also helps cook for fun when she visits fairy cottage #Lonnie and Doug both have more normal parents and like. have cooked at home sometimes. because they don’t have a castle staff #and Jane is a traditional girly-girl in some ways and takes up stress baking as a hobby #which yes baking is slightly different than cooking but for these purposes I’m treating it as the same thing

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#incredibly important question thank u #the answer is unquestionably Evie #she’s got the drama she’s got the costumes she’s got the skills and motivation #she’d be great as a theater kid #Mal would also be okay because while I don’t think she would necessarily choose to be on stage #she does love drama and also lying #so she’s an okay actor #and would fit right in to the chorus in terms of petty drama #Jay would be the second best #he’s a boy!! He can carry a tune!! He doesn’t get stage fright!! #therefore that’s lead material right there #HOWEVER I don’t think he would seek out theater on his own #so while he would be a good theater kid. #I don’t think he would be one unless Evie or somebody specifically asked him #therefore he ranks overall lower than Mal #who is less of an actor but would be drawn to theater like a moth to a dramatic arguments over stupid bullshit flame #Carlos would be a tech kid #he can run lights he can balance sound he can troubleshoot fucked up mic packs #but I do not think he would be interested in being on stage #my whole Carlos characterization is based around him being a smart guy #who has a lot of unique and useful interests and skills and talents #but he DOES NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS AT SCHOOL #he wants to be left alone to fuck around with the minorly explosive devices that he made from packing peanuts and nail polish #the more people notice him the more he might be asked to do stuff #instead of just left alone to fuck around and find out #so he would be a bad theater kid not because he lacks the skills #but because he’d simply rather not

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Carpet wanted to try

#cuteeee #twst

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why does jane seem genuinely afraid of her mother. jane blink twice if you need help.

#jane my beloved #I think she’s got a weird relationship with her mother #because like sure she’s her only daughter and all that #but does her mother even like her?? #does she care about her more than the average student?? #jane sure doesn’t know #I also have my whole fairy genetics theory #which means that basically fairies do some magic and then if they’re lucky and did the spell right and wished hard enough #they can pick up a baby from the Baby Spot in the forest #so like her mother (very powerful) #didn’t have to worry too much about the whole kid thing #she just did a spell and picked up a little girl to be like her #it’s what all the royals were doing! #so to be approachable and relatable she did it too #and Jane knows this and does live in fear that she was only created to make her mother seem more human #anyway #in my heart Jane’s father is a winter fairy and that’s why her color scheme is light blue

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if they want a villain for a queen, i’m gonna be one like they’ve never seen

i had to draw audrey’s villain hair *_* this movie was so cute!! 💜

#Audrey villain arc is good actually

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i think i am going to write it anyway, but i think it'd be interesting to hear people's opinions

#yah #I generally prefer when OCs are a background or supporting character #but I’m thinking of that one Star Wars fic about academic outsiders to the jedi order?? #and that’s all OCs mostly #used as a lens to examine the world that the canon characters operate in #so that’s a really fun way to use OCs that I enjoy #I don’t read OCxCharacter fic but that’s a personal preference more than a hard rule #it’s just not for me

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CYOA Chapter 2: Fuck the Cameras 

(read part one here)

You throw yourself against the railing of the newly-installed balcony. You grin at Evie, your best friend, who’s up here with you on the newly-installed lookout tower that gives the Isle its first real view of the bridge to Auradon. The bridge that you built. 

Sure, your every Isle-kid instinct is screaming at you to grab as many kids as possible and run, but you’re not here for that today. You’re here to take just four kids home with you, and yeah, you don’t even know how to take care of yourself sometimes, but you’ve been pushed into a position of power here and if you let it go something even worse will happen, so even though you don’t know what to do with all this power that’s been handed to you, you have to hold tight to it. Evie is your best friend, and you love her more than you love yourself sometimes, so when she nods at you to keep going, you keep going. 

“Listen up!” you shout across the crowd of VKs and villains. “We’re here to celebrate the first VK day! We’re getting you all off this rock!” 

Evie flashes you her best publicity smile. Oops. That wasn’t quite the prepared speech that you meant to start off with. 

“What Mal means is that we’re here to announce the first four VKs who are coming over with us to Auradon! We’ve been reading all your applications, and we’re sure that you four will be a shining example of what it means to choose goodness.” 

The crowd roars. 

“Now, I know you’re excited, and we are too!” Evie recites, picture-perfect and beaming at the Auradon News Network camera that’s hovering via drone in front of the crowd. Her smile is perfect, a miracle of illegally applied magic and contraband whitening strips. Her shiny new leathers gleam in the light from the cameras, and your blood boils all over again at the sight. The kingdom has finally agreed to let you bring over four new VKs, but the network decided that your home was too dangerous to risk a real live Auradonian reporter on. 

You can save four children. 

While hundreds starve in their place. And the reporters will sit, safe in their newsroom, delivering the news that your classmates and their parents will laugh about later. 

“Mal?” Evie whispers. “It’s your line.” 

Right.

#shameless self promo #my fic #the poll is only 24 hours so get your votes in now!! #help determine which branch of this story gets posted to tumblr!

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can you hold my hand it's my first time killing and im kind of nervous

#fic ref

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#descendants cast

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CYOA Chapter 2: Fuck the Cameras 

(read part one here)

You throw yourself against the railing of the newly-installed balcony. You grin at Evie, your best friend, who’s up here with you on the newly-installed lookout tower that gives the Isle its first real view of the bridge to Auradon. The bridge that you built. 

Sure, your every Isle-kid instinct is screaming at you to grab as many kids as possible and run, but you’re not here for that today. You’re here to take just four kids home with you, and yeah, you don’t even know how to take care of yourself sometimes, but you’ve been pushed into a position of power here and if you let it go something even worse will happen, so even though you don’t know what to do with all this power that’s been handed to you, you have to hold tight to it. Evie is your best friend, and you love her more than you love yourself sometimes, so when she nods at you to keep going, you keep going. 

“Listen up!” you shout across the crowd of VKs and villains. “We’re here to celebrate the first VK day! We’re getting you all off this rock!” 

Evie flashes you her best publicity smile. Oops. That wasn’t quite the prepared speech that you meant to start off with. 

“What Mal means is that we’re here to announce the first four VKs who are coming over with us to Auradon! We’ve been reading all your applications, and we’re sure that you four will be a shining example of what it means to choose goodness.” 

The crowd roars. 

“Now, I know you’re excited, and we are too!” Evie recites, picture-perfect and beaming at the Auradon News Network camera that’s hovering via drone in front of the crowd. Her smile is perfect, a miracle of illegally applied magic and contraband whitening strips. Her shiny new leathers gleam in the light from the cameras, and your blood boils all over again at the sight. The kingdom has finally agreed to let you bring over four new VKs, but the network decided that your home was too dangerous to risk a real live Auradonian reporter on. 

You can save four children. 

While hundreds starve in their place. And the reporters will sit, safe in their newsroom, delivering the news that your classmates and their parents will laugh about later. 

“Mal?” Evie whispers. “It’s your line.” 

Right.

#my fic #this is an experiment but I’m making enough progress that I feel okay about posting a lil more of it!! #descendants #mal bertha

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I can appreciate a man who's normal but I LOVE a man who's comparatively normal. A man who seems like a mess in a vacuum but as soon as you compare them to their friend circle you're like "oh. Oh wow. You're their idea of sensible."

#a man who’s built his life around being the normal one (comparatively) #who dissolves into a mess as soon as he’s not around his familiar weirdos

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#Evie’s fashion sense strikes again #her spidey senses…..tingling #somebody is wearing his hat like a dork

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#most attractive moment #blue’s queue