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one of my buddies just succumbed to desire. he seriously just embraced earthly pleasures... the cost was not immediately apparent but will probably become known soon

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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"even the top gets pregnant" cryptic new statetement from the World Health Organisation

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you bully cecil about confessing his love on live radio but honestly if you like someone u should be as blunt about it as possible or nothing will ever get done.

#wtnv

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Sokka's girlfriend looked great today.

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Sokka's girlfriend looked great today.

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Sokka's girlfriend looked great today.

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Sokka's girlfriend looked great today.

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Sokka's girlfriend looked great today.

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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

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“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row

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actors love to make their characters subtextually gay not just because they’re a little gay themselves though that often is the case but rather because having a secret is like energy drink to acting, and being gay is the easiest most obvious secret. whenever you’re unsure of your character’s motivations consider: maybe they are gay? see where that takes you. should be pretty far

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bitches call my dick game weak bc my thrusts are uncoordinated and sloppy and i keep losing my erection thinking about the ramifications of the maze

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the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot

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cannot stop thinking about Pyrrha Dve being transmasc and transfem and a secret third thing all at the same time. canonically.

#character of all time etc #the locked tomb

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Fuck. I can't do anything right. *pulls my shirt up slightly and you can see a little bit of my abs*

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picture ever