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Art by TheCheapComm (or Nevaska) on Etsy

My two faves

#michael langdon #cody fern #ahs apocalypse

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Jean Paul Gaultier

Vampire Suit, 1998

#!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My toxic trait is still firmly believing Michael Langdon is going to come back.

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Send Me Prompts

OOC: It’s Halloween and I’m a Michael Langdon blog. Prompts pls. (If you’d be so kind 🥺)

#michael langdon #OOC #cody fern #michael langdon rp #ahs michael

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You literally cure my depression -Comfort anon

I’m afraid I cannot cure depression. I know if I could do such a thing, I would put it to use immediately. But I still take the compliment, thank you, friend.

#out of the mouth of the beast #comfort anon

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Hi Michael, just wanted to let u know u bring me so much comfort<3

Hello. My intention is to always be a comforting presence for my people. Things are difficult. I am grateful for your belief.

#out of the mouth of the beast #anonymous

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Why would I want such a vile invention?

they need to invent a brain that doesn't think of Michael langdon every 5 seconds

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And yes MY FAV may be the actual Antichrist, but liking him is still cool cause he’s fucking awesome.

reasonable villain enjoyers have it rough because on the one hand you have to deal with people who woobify your villain faves and sandpaper away their hard edges (and most interesting qualities) to make them soft uwu; on the other hand there’s the folks who think your villain fave is satan incarnate or act like it’s an actual moral offence to like a fictional character who does bad things

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Taipei 101 is THE MOST EVIL building on the planet

#this is the cooperative headquarters no cap

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Photoshopped him into his Hawthorne cape bc 😍 such a good outfit

#fuck damn it fuck #why does this look so good #he’s so handsome I can’t #ave michaelis

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@thecrownedlioness

“Two souls are sometimes created together and in love before they’re born.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

#my beloved #my queen

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{ Is that all you’ve got? }

~ Requested by anon (x) ~

#ave michaelis

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“That’s classified… also classified”

Michael Langdon ~ Requested by anon ~

#ave michaelis

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𝑚𝑖𝑘ℎ𝑎'𝑒𝑙 ; מִיכָאֵל - “𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑖𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝐺𝑜𝑑? ”

#ave michaelis

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Michael, I’m on my period :(( Ive got like the worst cramps in the world :[[ Honestly, I feel so fucking horny but I can’t do anything about it. Send help please 😭

Michael stares at you for a moment, unsure how to respond. There’s not many situations that feels unprepared for, but this does catch him off guard.

“Well, I believe if you want assistance with that, it would be beneficial to either seek medical attention if the cramps are beyond what you normally experience, or perhaps use a heating pad?”

He cleared his throat.

“Maybe my wife @thecrownedlioness would provide a better solution?”

#out of the mouth of the beast

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hi Michael, how are u ? <3

Michael looks up from the book he was reading in his personal library, a copy of the Iliad translated into French. He smiles politely.

“Hello. I’m doing well. Quite a productive day, in fact. How are you?”

#out of the mouth of the beast