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Imagining fucking a fairy who runs on faelogic

She's so tiny, there should be no way you can fit inside ber, but because she wants it you can

When you push about halfway through her - enough that you're bulging just under her ribs and can feel her heartbeat - warns you that things are going to start getting weird soon, and even though you can push forward without any harm to her, your cock isn't making any visible effect on her anymore

You feel her heartbeat pass from your tip and travel down your shaft as you press on, with no noticeable difference until you hit a suddenly *much* tighter spot and she starts twitching like crazy, but tells you to please please please keep going, so you grind it against until you manage to slip past the blocker and

You immediately know that you've entered her brain, because you can *feel* her thinking

Her thoughts wrap around your cock and slide up and down and in directions you can't concieve of. She's shaking like a leaf in the wind and clutching at anything she can and even though she's wordlessly frothing at the mouth, you can feel her begging you not to stop, her pleas playing across your cockhead

You spend a while thrusting even deeper into her magical brainspace, and when you finally cum, you watch her body go limp and feel her thoughts tighten around you in an almost painful vise as she screams in ecstasy for what feels like hours, milking you for every last drop you're worth

Her thoughts all but assure you that you've managed to get her brain pregnant, even though you have no idea how that works

When she finally slackens her psychic grip and lets you pull out all the way, she still lays limp, seeming for all the world like she's passed on, but a little flicker of her wings lets you know she's still holding on

#hey holy shit?? #HEY HOLY SHIT????

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was about to comment on discourse but then i realized i havent had dinner yet and im off my meds

#[sigh] #memo to me.

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#the only thing funnier than this post is that their legendaries *swap them* #nightbringer yasuo as shadow the hedgehog and dawnbringer yone as sonic #the red arm on dawnbringer yone matching up with sonic's sneakers #make it make SENSE bro

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Trying to make a list of characters that fit a very specific vibe. The closest thing I can describe it as is “will flamboyantly murder you while listening to abba”

So far all I have are these guys:

I know this has to be a genre of character I just can’t for the life of me find more

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I love the Redwall series. It's just: "And then Colonel Wollywosh, the fastest rabbit in all the land, committed a real ass war crime."

#this is #100% accurate #i can't even disagree with this. i read these books #45% of these books is that #AND THE OTHER 55% #IS THE BOMBASS FOOD

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trying to get through the day.

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elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

#good evening everybody I’m absolutely deranged #I’m going insane. y’all want anything

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ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

#isn’t this the plot of Steven Universe

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trans Dante

#he's so real for that

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You learn this move at level 34.

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columbo and dog in grand deceptions (1989)

#HSIDUOFHSDAUOIFHDSAUFID #GOD #thank God for Columbo

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Do you still have that edit of nick castellanos swinging a greatsword and can i please have it

#i don't even have words #do any suffice #i'm in goddamn tears

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I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.

#Genshinposting I actually fuck with #who knew

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everything I hear about the Bongcloud sounds fake and I wouldn’t have it any other way

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The entire time I was watching Scott Pilgrim Takes Off deep in my heart I was going LET THAT GIRL DATE HER LOSER BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!

#yeah this person gets it

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the worst part about having huge autistic fantasy worlds in your head is that it takes like 8 billion years to turn that into something substantial you can show people

#OW #DID SOMEBODY GIVE YOU MY FUCKING HOME ADDRESS #THAT YOU HAD TO KICK DOWN MY DOOR AND PUT ONE BETWEEN MY FUCKING EYES

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can't stop thinking about those skeleton lesbians (pt 1)

#AUTISM BE DAMNED BABYGIRL CAN MAKE S O U P