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theprincessozma:

Why is that? They can’t all know you in person to hate you so strongly.

No, but people don’ think they need to know you when they’ve heard the stories ‘n you got famous parents. You ever hear of Morgana le Fay? Er....The Black Fairy, The Morrigan, Isis, Hekate, etc. etc? My mom. King Arthur? My dad...and her half-brother.

Get it now? You’re born to be a weapon to bring about the destruction of a golden civilization, usually upsets the peasants.

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alonelyteacup:

“I wouldn’t say that word of I were you?.. Whats so wrong with school anyway?”

What word? Shit? It’s jus’ a word, nothin’ bad about it, it’s not really a big deal. Everything’s wrong with school - people talkin’ behind your back, people talkin’ to your face, fights startin’ all the time...it’s kinda complicated goin’ to public school when you’re me.

#alonelyteacup

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theprincessozma:

It’s really that bad, huh?

It is when half the school hates you and the other half wants to be you - and hate you for it, anyways.

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cass-thedancer:

Yeah, I can definitely go without the dated reading list and the gossip. I don’t really like being talked about, especially when they’re making up stories. I mean, they’re probably still talking about us behind our backs. They might even talk about us more now, we just don’t have to hear it.

Of course they are. but let ‘em talk. I don’t care what they say while they’re breakin’ their backs carryin’ around those shitty hundred year old textbooks, not as long as we’re here. They’re just jealous, in the end. I’m pretty sure we’re kinda livin’ the dream.

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theenchantermerlin:

Your mom is okay with you not going to school?

‘m sorry, I’m trying to figure out how it’s any of your business? What do you care what my mom’s okay with?

...She is, by the way. She’s homeschooling me and Cass. I didn’ exactly get along with my classmates before, but now? Forget it. They’ll eat me alive, or they’ll die trying. Kind of better for everyone this way.

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cass-thedancer:

That must really suck, huh? I don’t miss school, not one little bit. People talked about us. Not even in a good way. 

I miss it even less than that. When am I ever gonna use geometry in my whole life? At least my mom’s not gonna waste our time making us read, like, Charles Dickens or anything like that. Yeah...’n it’d be worse this year anyways, probably, with, y’know...everything’s that happened. People used to have a lot of opinions about the whole bastard born from incest and magic thing...

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School’s got to be starting soon, right? Suckers. Glad I got out of that shit while I could.

#ouas starter #IM REALLY TIRED SO I DONT KNOW IF ILL GET TO ANY OTHER STARTERS OR REPLIES TONIGHT #but i will be on soon

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Why? Wouldn’t you rather be doing, I don’t know, anything fun? That sounds pretty terrible, no offense.

Oh hello there. Don’t mind me, I’m just spending my Saturday night dancing with myself!

#theprincessozma #lol

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You think you'll be with Cass forever?

Well, uh, forever’s an awfully long time ‘n all, but, uh, I mean, well...yeah.

I don’t know, maybe that sounds stupid, we’re young ‘n all, but my family knows a little somethin’ about fate ‘n when I’m with her I just...get a feeling, y’know?

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Hey, stop, okay, I want you to listen to me very carefully.

I don’t care what anyone remembers. My mom just killed my dad. Everyone’s gonna remember that. I...I killed a man, back, you know...before, and I’m always gonna remember that. But, c’mon, you don’t need to be magic to feel this. Some things are jus’ right. And that’s all that’s important. So why don’t we take that bath 'n I can massage some of the doubt out of your shoulders?

Ugh, see this is why I don’t deserve you! You’re so sweet and considerate and you say things like that… Everyone’s always gonna remember it though. I honestly don’t think I know all the words to one song by them.

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What was that? You got somethin’ to say?

#ouas starter #because i realized hes only got a thread with cass #his mom just killed his dad #his sibling parents #hes touchy #push him and LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS AHAHA #bring it on

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Hey, I’ve done some stuff I’m not proud of, either. Doesn’t make either of us less than we are - that’s why it’s called the past, y’know? We’re passed it. I don’t care what you’ve done, that’s not you anymore. That’s a really good way of putting it, I never thought of that. Clever.

You do make me happy, you make me so happy. You wouldn’t be proud if you were me either, babe. Oh, nobody can ever tell what he’s saying, don’t worry. He almost sounds like a keyboard smash in real life.

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What’s there to talk about, Cass? You make me happy, I thought I made you happy, and you’re practically already in the family. I’m not plannin’ on messin’ that all up just cause you’re not proud of your past. Oh, yeah, definitely, it’s rad, even if I can’t tell what he’s saying, like, ever. Cannibalism jokes off the table, got it.

Well, one day we’re gonna have to talk about it. It’s not something we can just really sweep under the rug. You like that cd though, right? I don’t want you to be listening to something you don’t wanna hear. Oh my god, don’t joke about cannibalism, that stuff creeps me out.

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Don’t even start, we’re not debating who deserves what, cause I want you and I got you and I’m not letting go. We can listen to whatever you want, I think we can make up for whatever the music’s lacking. All villains are that easy to defeat if you’re a cannibal.

How did I get so lucky to get a guy like you? I really don’t deserve you, not after all the shit I’ve pulled. Yeah? Can we listen to Favourite Worst Nightmare instead of AM though? I mean AM is sexier but I just really love Favourite Worst Nightmare. Oh god, imagine if all villains were that easy to defeat? Just by eating them.

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Hey, it’s okay, it doesn’t matter, they don’t matter. Forget about it. All that matters is you, me, a box, and a tub. And that Arctic Monkeys CD you’ve got in my room, if you want. Oh, yeah, totally horrific - but imagine how easy he’d be to defeat. You’d only need to be hungry.

Well, I’m surprised so you got that one right.

No, it’s not stupid… It’s understandable. Those guys used to do it to me all the time, it was a shitty feeling… I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to make you feel like that. I think that’d be terrifying, a man-shaped muffin.

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Well, she’s just fulla surprises. There’s a loose panel in the base, discovered it a couple nights ago, been waiting for the right moment to surprise you. Surprise! -laughs-

No, it’s okay, I jus’...y’know, I mean, I know I’m not even close to the first boy, but I like to think I am, sometimes. Is that stupid? It’s stupid. Well, yeah, you got a point...unless he’s a giant muffin in the shape of a man, like I’ve been sayin’, then he could be the Muffin Man without having to make amazing muffins.

I didn’t think she’d have any at all…

Right… Shit, I’m sorry, that just kind of slipped out. I guess it’s not unreasonable, I’ll try my best not to bring it up. He is the Muffin Man so I’m sure they’d have to be good or he wouldn’t be so famous.

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Yeah! Where else would she keep it? 

...Babe, can we not talk about your past hook-ups? Like...ever? Please? Unless you’re pointing out a house for me to egg? Is that unreasonable? I think we might, because I’m kinda wanting muffins now and I bet he makes the best in town.

Oh my god, no! Your mom keeps some in the house? Your mom’s seriously the coolest mom ever.

…I think there is a Drury Lane in town, to be honest. I went to this guy’s house and I’m ninety percent sure he lived on Drury Lane. I think we need to go investigate this a little more..

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