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I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone

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#-6C #i had been to 35C in the past week and it was hell

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turtles all the way down (which comes out on thursday) might be the last hollywood film to prominently feature tumblr.

#tumblr #hellsite (affectionate)

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pissing each other off as foreplay

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hi neil, how can i find joy when it feels like the world is against me? usually i read your books but nothings working anymore

Walking helps. Talking to friends, too, especially the friends you haven't talked to in a while.

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2010s tumblr was tiktok before tiktok existed. you can’t trick me into using the devil app; i already lived through it

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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

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hi neil, how can i find joy when it feels like the world is against me? usually i read your books but nothings working anymore

Walking helps. Talking to friends, too, especially the friends you haven't talked to in a while.

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The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love

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greasy hair is like the poisoned condition in a video game. but more evil

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What's the punishment for breaking the laws of physics?

10-15 years in prism.

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My Muppet Princess Bride drawings found their way to Facebook and from that came a ton of good suggestions for scenes. Rizzo as a R.O.U.S. has been suggested by a lot of different folks for as long as I've been doing these drawings, but I was never quite sure how to handle the scene until a commenter suggested Rizzo's line. Maybe it resonated with me because I can kinda relate to Rizzo in this moment (especially so soon after Valentines Day!). Thanks to Paul Adams who provided Rizzo's line, and gave me permission to use it in this drawing.

And shout-out to movie-screencaps.com for providing the backgrounds, I like to edit shots from the movie for my backgrounds because it allows me to focus on the fun part of drawing Muppets. There's also just something fun about 'painting' the Muppets into the actual film.

#the princess bride

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More Muppet Princess Bride fan art! I didn't feel a need to Muppetify this line at all, I feel like Piggy saying this and then cutting to Kermit's trademark eyes is funny enough. Hopefully ya'll agree!

I spent way too much time wondering if I should change "Farm boy" to "Farm frog" but farm boy just sounded better.

I intended to draw Kermit with the same expression Westley has in the film, but it's hard to resist giving Kermit at least a slight smile. So let's just say he's smiling because he genuinely appreciates Piggy's compliment.

#muppet princess bride #the muppets #princess bride