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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one
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Reconstructionist Traditional Witchcraft 101
Non-rebloggable version: click here.
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Definition:
Defining Reconstructionist Traditional Witchcraft
Why Reconstructionism matters
“Is [X] or [Y] a part of Recon Traditional Witchcraft?”
Basic Practice/Vademecum:
The Basic Practice
How to adapt the basic practices to your Country and Region in order to reconstruct your Regional Tradition
Why history books describe (Recon Trad) Witchcraft better than any practitioner book
Deepening about the Wild Hunt
History:
A bit of history
Deepened history
Another bit of history: Dual Faith, Renouncing Christianity & relationship between Witchcraft, Folk Magic and Pagan Survivals
Deepenings about the difference between Cunning Folk and Witches
Mutual hostility between pre-Christian Spirits and the Abrahamic god (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4)
Deepenings about Practice:
Tools in Reconstructionist Traditional Witchcraft, the Devil, the Flying Ointment and Grimoires
Familiar Spirits
What is a Major Spirit?
Offerings to the Major Spirits (i.e. the Gods)
Traditional Fairy Offerings
How to make offerings to the Major Spirits, the Animal Familiar or the Household Fairy explained with… GIFs!
Discovering your Animal Familiar Spirit: Recon, Revivalist and Recon-derived Approaches
Ancestor Worship in Recon TradCraft… with GIFs!
Dreamwork and the Oneiric Sabbath
Trance Techniques (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3)
Distinguish Real Visions from Imagination 
The Sabbath
Renouncing Christianity & Self-Initiation (Part 1) (Part 2)
Some of the main Major Spirits in Recon TradCraft:
Hellequin: leader of the Wild Hunt and Fairy King
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I seriously hope not one person gives The Wolf Among Us 2 a single penny because all the devs got fired, all of them, the studio was shut down and everyone was laid off, and then they turned around and Did That? Fuck the exec who thought that was a good move, they have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair. This is an absolute affront to all the ex-Telltale devs. I’m raging mad right now.
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well this truly was A Decade. i loved you. i hated you. goodbye 2010s.
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For @riotraze !!
virgil and Gordon tracy from thunderbirds are go
It was fun to draw 😁
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If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would
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I’m blaming @gumnut-logic and @the-lady-razorsharp for this one.
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Her little killing machines
Reblogs > Likes !
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YOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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Talking to a stranger
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21 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS
Congratulations @therealjacksepticeye!!!
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“All I do is talk and play games and babble on and on like an Irishman in a very weird bad Irish accent. But thank you guys so much every single one of you who has subscribed or anyone who’s ever watched one of my videos that is a huge milestone for me”
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“Thank you guys so much, it really does mean so much to me, I say it all the time, but I can’t put it into words enough, I can’t thank you guys enough. Just how much all of this means to me. It gives me a reason to be happy every single day, it gives me something to do, it drives my life forward, it makes me feel like I have something worthwhile on my hands”
1 million
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“I don’t want this milestone to be all about me. I don’t want people to congratulate me at all. This is all on you guys. You guys are the ones who’ve done all this, you are the one million. I’m just one guy, I’m not even subscribed to my own channel. You guys are that number, you guys are that figure. You are not just a number to me, you are all individual, beautiful people and I respect each and every one of you for coming by and watching my stuff every single day and putting up with me and possibly going deaf in the process”
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“Don’t think I’m not grateful though. You guys put in way more work than I did over the past year. You guys are the ones who got the channel to 2 million, to 1 million, to any of these milestones, it’s all because of all of you watching right now. Any of you who’ve clicked on a video, watched it, liked it, shared it, told people about me, even said bad things about me! It’s built me up as a better person over this whole year and it’s made me try my best for this channel and for all of you and to try and make everyone proud and I really hope that you guys are proud of the channel that we’ve all created here together and that we can do really good things next year!”
5 million
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“It’s very heartwarming to see how many people have come onboard and just liked me for me and let me do my own thing and let me just have fun playing games and it’s so awesome and I’m very, very appreciative of it. I never ever take you guys for granted, ever. I really do see you all as individuals and I’m so happy that I get to talk to so many people every single day through my videos, and to connect with so many people”
8 million
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“Thank you for being here. You make this one of the most fun times of my life and hopefully I can share this energy, this positivity, this journey and this experience with you all. That you feel like it’s more than just a YouTube channel, you feel like you’re here with a buddy! That you feel like you’re here with somebody that you know, that you can relate to and you can trust. Because that’s really what I want, I want to bridge that gap and make it feel more like a connection, like I’m a person and not just someone on the Internet making videos for laughs, making videos for money, making videos for views, anything like that”
10 million
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“You have no idea how thankful I am for all of this. For what the channel is. For what it’s become. How fun it is. The size of it. The incredible community that’s behind it and everything. I have no idea how it happened or why it happened but I’m incredibly grateful for it and seriously, thank you, SO much for that”
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“I know I say thank you a lot, and I know I do the same type of milestone vlogs over and over again but it’s only because I really want you guys to know how much I appreciate what you do for me. I know saying it too much can come across as like ‘yeah, we get it, you said this last time’ but seriously, I do still mean it every single time”
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“I repeat myself a lot in these types of videos but I always want to reaffirm just how grateful I am for what you’ve given me and for what this channel has become. Because it’s so more much more than just me or just a few of us, anymore. It’s a huge worldwide thing now and it’s incredible and I want to use that influence to do good things. So let’s do it, together”
20 million
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“But seriously, thank you so much for getting the channel to 20 million subscribers. I could sit here all day and I could tell you how grateful I am, and I could do all the extravagant things in the world to try and give something back and show how much all of this means to me but I don’t think any of it would ever qualify to the level that I want to give it. So just thank you sincerely from the bottom of my heart“
21 million!!!!
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Notice a theme here? Saying we all the time, not I. Lots of thanking us, very little self congratulation?
Congratulations @therealjacksepticeye on 21 million subscribers! You more than deserve every single one!
It is totally clear that you are as grateful to us as we are to you. In my opinion you shouldn’t be, because frankly we wouldn’t have stayed if we didn’t have such a hardworking, kind and decent man to rally behind, who clearly loves what he does and loves sharing it with us and interacting with us. You don’t put yourself on a pedestal, you are not above criticism and no community is without it’s bad sides, especially not one of such gargantuan proportions! But thank you for trying, as best you can, to never loose sight of where you came from and trying to stick to your morals and who you are, in spite of all the massive life changes your monumental growth must have created. And thank you for creating such a wonderful community.
You bought together 21 million people (and counting!) of all different nationalities, genders, sexualities, people from all walks of life, and united us all under one banner of love and positivity. The Jacksepticeye banner. We are honoured to have been part of your journey and watched your growth as a person and watched you flourish into your YouTube career. We are all proud to be a part of your community and spread love to all, and PMA, in your name. Congratulations on your much deserved milestone dude. Here’s to the next one!
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a minimum of 40-60 girls were dress coded at my school this morning, but not even ONE male was. a percentage of those girls weren’t able to have a change of clothes delivered to them by a parent and were forced to miss a number of final exams. no one at our school has ever been particularly fond of the dress code, however this is taking it too far. if you’ve successfully fought/know someone who successfully fought against dress code please help us by informing us on how to go about ridding our school of this sexist code. honestly, calling a student a skank???? NOT OKAY. we live in Southern California, and right now our weather averages about 100°F (roughly 38°C) and girls are expected to wear long pants. girls were FORCED to miss FINAL EXAMS just because what they were wearing was deemed “distracting”. a large portion of these girls proved they were not breaking dress code (no shorter than four inches above the knee) by measuring with a ruler, but were not released. please help spread this and let us know if there’s any way to fight this without causing us more trouble!
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Man: Hi can I get a haircut?
Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour.
Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available.
Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to be a half hour wait.
Man: Oh its okay just give me whoever can take me right now.
Me: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Give. You. A. Hair. Cut. Right. Now.
Man: what do you mean?
Me rapidly losing patience: I have a colour and my coworker has a Perm. We are both busy and there is no one else in the salon. So if you’d like to take a seat we can fit you in in 30 minutes.
Man: Oh….. Well I don’t want to wait.
Me: Then I suggest you make an appointment and come back and you won’t have to wait.
Man: So there’s no one available right now?
Me:
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YA literature? You mean books about Super Special White Girl and Her Mysterious Brooding Boyfriend?
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