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Kidnapper: I have your partner.

Talla: What? I don't have a partner...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Talla: Oh my god, you have Kelly.

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Talla: Why do humans have different blood groups?

John: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.

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Kelly: You are a spineless twit!

Ed: You cannot talk to me that way, I'm your superior!

Kelly: A six-year-old girl could talk to you that way!

Ed: Yes, because that would be adorable.

Kelly: No, it's because you are a five-year-old girl and there's a pecking order.

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Ed: We can make this work! We’re like Romeo and Juliet.

Kelly: It didn’t work for Romeo and Juliet. That play ends in a tragic double suicide.

Ed: That’s how it ends? Why do people like it so much?

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Kelly: Alright, who’s hogging the Netflix account? I’ve been locked out all week!

Gordon: Sucks to suck! I’m already on the 8th season of Friends!

Ed: Not me.

Kelly: Don’t lie. I know it’s not Talla or John.

Ed: It’s not me, really!

Kelly: …

Ed: …But it might be Bortus…

Kelly: You gave Bortus access to our Netflix account!?!?

Ed: He wanted to watch Orange is the New Black!

Kelly: I’m going to kill you.

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Gordon: That's greatly offensive to my people.

Kelly: College dropouts?

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Ed: Charly, we need that!

Charly, holding Isaac over a trash can: Nope.

Ed: Gimme it—

Charly: It’s garbage.

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Bortus: What type of dog is this?

Claire: That’s a tortoise.

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Teleya: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted post makes it seem.

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John: Don’t preach to me about romance, Talla. I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon.

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Kelly: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?

Talla: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

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John: Isaac noticed only today that he can label the email inboxes, but he took apart his entire laptop two weeks ago.

Ed: This reminds me of the Isaac who couldn’t turn on the coffee maker, but remembers all digits of pi.

John: I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same Isaac.

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Gordon, holding a scooter: Kelly! Can I go outside and play with this?

Kelly: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay?

Gordon, running outside: Thanks Kelly!

Kelly, running out after him and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!

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Gordon: I met this person on tinder and asked for their last name. They sent it to me and went “Doing a little background check? You might find out I’m a murderer, just ignore that” with a kissy wink emoji. Alright so I thought good sense of humour.

Gordon: I looked them up, they were a murderer.

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Isaac: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Claire: That's great, Isaac. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

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Kelly: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Gordon recently.

Ed: No, Kelly, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Kelly: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Ed: No! You’re the only one for me.

Kelly: Is that so?

Ed: I promise! Gordon and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.

Kelly: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Ed: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!

Kelly: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Ed: Of course bro!

Kelly: Bro...

Gordon: What the-

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Claire: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Isaac: It was me...

Claire: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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