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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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On rare occasions, it’s come to Jaskier's attention that Geralt has a habit of Sleep talking.

In his sleep, Geralt will say the most random and bizarre stuff

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PLEASE NO

TUMS IS MEDICINE

YOU CAN OVERDOSE ON ALL MEDICINES

A possible result of Tums overdose is the massive amount of calcium gives you kidney stones.

A far less likely but still possible result of Tums overdose is the massive amount of calcium FUCKS UP YOUR HEART’S ELECTRICITY.

Calcium is an electrolyte. Your heart is an electrical pump. Please don’t fuck around with it.

Love, a former cardiac nurse

new mixed drink! i call it The Sludge

#nursing #cardiology

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ah yes, the fav dynamic

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Agreed.

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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I thought this was a fucking joke. My god.

“The baby joins the couple's other two children, X Æ A-Xii and Exa Dark Sideræl Musk.”

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2023/09/11/elon-musk-third-child-with-grimes/70822193007/

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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Should I mention…the show?!!

I'm listening to lessons in chemistry, and I swear to god, if this dog gets killed off, I AM DNF-ING

THE DOG IS GETTING SET UP TO BE IN PERIL, AND I AM NOT PLEASED

#never watched it #but wasn’t actually surprised such a terrible book got a show

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If you were here, I would kiss you on the mouth, if given permission. Bless you and all your works.

I'm listening to lessons in chemistry, and I swear to god, if this dog gets killed off, I AM DNF-ING

THE DOG IS GETTING SET UP TO BE IN PERIL, AND I AM NOT PLEASED

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i have mealprepped for all three meals each day for the week (including washing and de-stemming my grapes!) and ALSO washed all of my sheets

is everyone blown away by my incredible force of will and indomitable spirit

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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Holy shit. That is gorgeous. I’m pretty sure that you put more effort into it than the actual film costumers.

I brought this unused Loki concept to life!!

I’d been eyeing this stunning design by @aleksibriclot for years, and a little while ago (after two years of working on it) I finally finished it! It has all the dark norse fantasy vibes that I wanted Ragnarok to be, and I figured hey, I can make it myself!

I had to up a lot of my leatherworking skills for this one, and I dove into a lot of new skills as well to try to make all the pieces a cohesive whole. It uses lambskin leather, suede cowhide, and veg tan, as well as an entire sheepskin for the cape!

This whole costume has truly been a labour of Loki love and I’m so glad I was able to share all the madness (process) and the finished look!

wip tag | more of this costume

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Thank you. I thought I was the only one. It is not good.

I'm listening to lessons in chemistry, and I swear to god, if this dog gets killed off, I AM DNF-ING

THE DOG IS GETTING SET UP TO BE IN PERIL, AND I AM NOT PLEASED

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I don’t think so—I stopped after the first one, but several friends read the whole thing (and liked it) and didn’t mention another.

I'm listening to lessons in chemistry, and I swear to god, if this dog gets killed off, I AM DNF-ING

THE DOG IS GETTING SET UP TO BE IN PERIL, AND I AM NOT PLEASED

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17 year-old Juliane Koepcke was sucked out of an airplane in 1971 after it was struck by a bolt of lightning. She fell 2 miles to the ground, strapped to her seat and survived after she endured 10 days in the Amazon Jungle.

After ten days, she found a boat moored near a shelter, and found the boat's fuel tank still partly full. Koepcke poured the gasoline on her wounds, an action which succeeded in removing the maggots from her arm. Out of 93 passengers and crew, Juliane was the only survivor of the LANSA flight 508 crash that took place December 24th, 1971.

🔗Her story in her own words: https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-17476615

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what are they trying to tell us? i just don’t know!!! it’s so difficult! i have 0 ideas about what this could mean!!!!

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Rereading Artemis fowl is so delightful. That child is committing atrocities but it's okay he has adult supervision