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𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐒 x 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐉𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐀 || part 3/5 psd || insp.

#i will faint and promptly combust #op im in love with this i need you to understand woweeeeee #wheel of fortune beloved my ruling card #the hanged man is making me feel things tho

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FLAWLESS UPDATE FLAWLESS UPDATE FLAWLESS UPDATE FLAWLESS UPDATE FLAWLESS UPDATE FLAWLE

#CLUTCHING AT MY CHEEKS

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#HELLO????

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Aziraphale and Crowley are important to me because they are true advocates of doing the bare minimum. Too many TV protagonists out there that would literally die for their jobs and I simply cannot relate

#quiet quitting queens of the celestial proletariat ✊

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Crowley just wants a perfect garden, lush and glorious, a slice of Eden in the South Downs - as fast as possible. If only the damn plants would bend to his will.

Fortunately, Aziraphale is more than willing to teach Crowley patience and show him that good things take time to grow - in more ways than one.

Together they experience new joys in caring for each other's needs.

roots to grow and wings to fly (E, 1/2, 6.9 k)

Slowly, using only the tip of his index finger, he tried to lift the seedling back up. It flopped to the other side. Crowley let himself fall backwards into the mud. He lay there, arms outstretched, snarling at the holes of his other fruitless gardening attempts and staring into the gentle but relentless rain that pelted down on him, his hair splayed around him like a broken halo. He couldn't take it anymore.  A demon only had so much endurance. A week ago, he had thrown himself wholeheartedly into what he had called Project Garden (with capital letters indeed), spending hours and hours outdoors, even adapting to the dirt, the wet and the cold, driven by enthusiasm and a vision. The problem was, just because Crowley liked the idea of gardening didn't mean he was any good at it.

(Continue on ao3)

#and we shalt be reading this later yes

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"Hard on the buttocks, horses. Major design flaw if you ask me."

This is your reminder that Crowley doesn't like riding horses because he has no ass. No ass at all. He has the physique of a svelte noodle. But instead of admitting he's the problem because he has no ass, he blames it on the design of the horse, because he can't take accountability for anything, not a single thing, not ever.

#a very important post

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#i love this whole thing obviously but crowley biting from the apple is just genius holy hell

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me and who

me looking around the theatre for mutuals at the opening and closing night of Macbeth

#might have to make a bingo sheet

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hi lovely💖 🎲🌻📚, if you'd like?

mari my darling my love hello!!!!💕

favourite game 🎲

i answered in another that it was tomb raider but screw it let's go again!!! i also love rdr, fallout (the show has made me replay them, im thriving), and resident evil 🥰

favourite flower 🌻

dahlias!!! gladioli a close second 💕

favourite book 📚

the gargoyle by andrew davidson. huge recommendation from me for any good omens fan

emoji ask game!

#ask game

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☕️ Favorite hot drink?

hello lovely!!!💕

tea, always - breakfast or early grey 🥰

emoji ask game!

#ask game

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𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐒 x 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐉𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐀 || part 1/5 psd || insp.

#ANOTHER ONE #im so obsessed with them #fuckin jrkdjhsksksl tarot omens beloved

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can't believe that in 1990 neil gaiman and terry pratchett had the foresight of naming aziraphale 'Aziraphale' just because it rolls particularly nicely off david tennant's tongue specifically

#“he could do really weird things with his tongue” but it's not about the fandom favourite hc of oral sex but instead simply being able #to pronounce that bastard angel's name

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david tennant as reverend harry watling inside man (2022) ✧ 1x01, episode 1

#embarrassing what this look does to me #its not even the vicar get-up i think im just a weak bitch for the floppy hair scruffy beard big sad brown eyes combo

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#god i love this scene. so much crowley insight

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"...that joins Crowley and Aziraphale." (X)

#good omens #i want to yell at that man for the devastation he left in my brain today #(yes i missed out “and” bc once i noticed how they progressively fill out the frame i didnt want to disrupt it)

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👁️🐈‍⬛🎲🌦️😇

hello lovely!!!💕 thank you!!!

eye colour 👁️

dark blue/grey ish?

favourite animal 🐈‍⬛

huge cat fan but i love red pandas and otters 🥰

favourite game 🎲

going to go with video games here but tomb raider will forever and always be my favourite (series), mostly out of nostalgia and sentimentality

favourite weather 🌦️

when it's really, really cold, but sunny with no rain or wind. accompanied by an overpriced hot choc

blorbo! 😇

the only one i can think of rn is aziraphale. to absolutely noone's surprise

emoji ask game!

#ask game

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The Hidden Martyr

#screaming sobbing sliding down the shower wall