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There’s a wet splat as Jiraiya drops a pile of fish at Esther’s side. He got up early to fish. They refill the pond before they turn the lights back on. He’s got the hours down to a defined science.

“I bring breakfast. You like fish, Esther? Boar rare here. Rare rare any other meat.” He explains before smiling proudly.

He grabs one and starts gnawing on it whole, looking very Gollum like as he perched on his legs in a crouch. As a carnivore he is built to eat it all and is unbothered by the innards that humans would normally take off or discard.

“How plan escape?” He asks.

He scoots closer until his side was pressing against hers. He rests his head against her arm. Esther is so convinced he’ll find someone better? It’s been years and this is the closest a female had been to him. He picked a more solitary life of course but.. she didn’t really flinch or yell at him to go away. Usually humans do that. They’re scared of him. They throw things. Or worse they use those loud things that shoot metal balls.

“I like Esther.” He said simply. He yawns before putting his arm around her middle. “If make her happy we find others.”

Although he didn’t feel too strongly about it. He’s spent a lifetime looking for his kind. What could she do to find them? Maybe he’s the last one. In which case he’ll turn up his nose and return to her. She’s the only one that talks to him like he’s something more than a creature to be scared of or a monster to experiment with. The chances of there being another person like that out there… well it’s most certainly slim.

He began to settle in for the night, holding her hostage as his pillow. In the morning he plans to wake up early and get her fish. Can’t go finding an escape route on an empty stomach.

#storiedocs #cryptid verse #monch on the fish like a gremlin

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Have you ever fucked Madara?

“That’s not really your business to be honest with you.” He huffs and folds his arms across his chest.

#toad daddy asks #explicit frogs #sinday things

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It’s that big Uchiha dick.

“Well uh…” Jiraiya flashes a sheepish grin. “It certainly does impress.”

#toad daddy asks #explicit frogs #sinday things

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That’s an odd way to put it. One of several. He doesn’t quite understand how that works. He know he ran about between the toads and this place. He shifts his gaze out to the window. Unfamiliar…. It’s all so.. new but not. Familiar in the way something is stuck on the edge of one’s tongue.

“Those who know me want the Jiraiya they know back. I want to try for their sakes.” He said with a small nod. He looks back over to Chitose. “It’s nice someone is looking out for me, telling me I don’t have to but it would be nice to know my life… even if it isn’t the happiest story, right?”

He smiles at her. “Thanks for being so reassuring. I’m glad the old me befriended you.”

“Really?” Jiraiya was surprised. Then again he can’t remember anyone. But she’s so comfortable around him he thought they were the no secrets type of friends. He offers a small smile. “You’re in a much better place now, right? You rebuilt a new life for yourself. That’s no easy task.”

His eyes cast down to watch her work. He had no idea what she was doing. It looked nice. Tiny things are hard to make.

Oh… he’s a celebrity? A celebrity best selling author? A celebrity author who writes porn novels? He had quite a few emotions as Chitose spoke. Surprise, bashfulness, embarrassment. Oh… he’s dramatic and a pervert. Well it could be worse. At least she has seen beyond however he seemed to act. He sighs at the rather flamboyant man he is.. hopefully still is. Memory loss can’t rewire a whole person can it?

Toads… that gets mentioned a lot. The toads are worried about him. That boy mentioned them too, even saying he was going to tell them he was safe now. Everyone makes it sounds like the toads are his village more than these people. What an interesting life he’s lived.

Those names struck a chord. Fukasaku and Shima. “Ma and Pa right? Old sage toads… I know them.” He said with a small nod. “Did they raise me? I remember being with them as a child,” his gaze falls sheepishly, “but not much after that.”

#storiedocs #💭 amnesia prompt

[thetoaddaddy]

occupied by dad jiraiya thoughts

#🌺 ooc #hed be so sweet #one of those fake munches on chubby cheeks #gets on the floor and plays with the baby no matter where they are #baby sings at them type of dad

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Malayan Horned Frog aka Long-nosed Horned Frog (Pelobatrachus nasutus), family Megophryidae, Borneo

photographs by James Jolokia

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"Will you quit talking like that?! I'm not leaving you behind!"

(Shy little helloooo - thought a bit of angst to get it back to our boys feels like a nice option~)

“I can’t move! Get your ass out of here before we both end up dead!” Jiraiya orders in a very harsh tone. Pain, frustration, and a tad bit of fear had him barking at Kagami like a normal subordinate than anything more.

His hand was clutched tightly around his leg. A deep gash had split it to the bone. While his tolerance was very high even he knows he can’t move on it. Blood is pouring from it like a fountain. His pants to his toes are saturated. His hand to the elbow is stained in a coat of red. If it doesn’t get looked at he very well may lose it. But he rather lose a leg or even lay down his life than see Kagami get torn apart by the same weapon.

They don’t have a lot of time. The enemy is hot on their trail.

#toad daddy asks #playing around (ask game) #kagami uchiha #😤😤 we like angst

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Send ⏳️ for your muse to meet the younger version of my muse

Or send "reverse ⏳️" + description of your muse from the past meeting my muse in the present

#lets play around #lil jir is so feral plz #young jir is just hot and more confident in himself about certain things #just be specific so i can write you something real nice

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“It’s raining… I know it’s supposed to be sad but I’ve found it comforting too. The smell is nice. The sounds fill an otherwise quiet place. It washes things away.”

#uuuuhhh musings #second day in a row its been rainin rn and its been a vibe #i love rain but i think for obvious reasons pawpaw has mixed feelings

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What attracts you to Madara?

“I’ve always been attracted to power. Do I gotta explain it more?”

#toad daddy asks

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day 1625

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ever get the roughs back on a comm and go yeah.. yeah i killed it with this idea

#🌺 ooc #when artist make ur old man look amazing 😩 #im so excited for the finals he looks so good

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@hana-akari

“You’re sure you want this? I’m not quite myself when I’m like this.” Jiraiya warns with his hands pressed together in front of him.

His features change and warp into something more animal. Toad like pupils and a shift in his face structure. His mouth was wider and full of sharp teeth. His sense of smell grew more sensitive and what hit his glands instantly turned him on… well more so than usual.

“You’re so pretty when you’re like this… and you want this between your legs. You either love me or have terrible taste.” Jiraiya jokes with a smile.

Sakura is in her best form, naked and waiting for him. He’s been away to learn this new jutsu and perfect to a point he can generate it himself for awhile. Telling her of all the ways it changes his body kinda… turned her on. So here he is transformed by nature chakra in front of his horny beloved.

He falls forward and grabs ahold of her legs. Snuggling his face against her skin he breathes it in before starting. It changes a lot of things. The bumps on his nose are also on his tongue. Hence how much fun it would be to use it in ways sage mode isn’t intended to be used.

Quickly he becomes lost to it. Tasty. Long hard laps that ran hard against Sakura’s hole. Listening to her moan and shift with his work is maddening. His mind began to deteriorate into an echo of one thought.

My mate. Mark mate. Make her mine.

It’s a little foolish. Jiraiya is quite aware he’s married this woman. This is his mate. But he can’t resist. Nature chakra is an interesting beast. It turns him into one.

His mouth moves away, breathing hard as he moves his lips along her thigh. In a second his teeth were out and buried into her skin. It was unlike anything he’s done to her before. A love bite or two leaves little red marks at most. But he broke skin and the taste of blood floods his mouth. It dribbles down her skin and hits the sheets with a dull wet drip.

His eyes are locked onto hers. Hopefully she understood the harsh possessive glare.

Mine.

#explicit frogs #can just be a little one off if you want but hopefully that fed you #hana akari

[thetoaddaddy]

𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

basically i was looking over the protective prompts and the hero prompts and it hit me that like. the unbridled angst and vibes of the whole “post-battle” scene, or a scene set after an attack or a disaster or smth, needs to be ADDRESSED!!! and so y’all get the full weight of my angst today, sprinkled with a lot of teamwork and selfless and sacrificing vibes. i hope you enjoy! do NOT add further contributions to this list!!! i will curse your potato crops!!!

DIALOGUE PROMPTS.

“ can you hear me? hey… [NAME], can you hear my voice? “

“ come on… wake up. please… please wake up… “

“ oh! oh, thank god! i thought we lost you… “

“ hey, hey… look at me, okay? you gotta get up now. you think you might be able to walk? ‘cause they sent for back-up, and if they find us… we cannot let them find us. understand? “

“ go, go! save yourself! i’ll buy you some time! “

“ we both know i’m not walking out of this one. it’s okay, alright? it’s okay… just… do me a favor, will you? will you make them pay for this? i don’t care how. but… don’t let them get away with it. “

“ hey, how badly are you hurt? can you move? you think you can walk? “

“ if you can’t walk, i’m gonna have to carry you, alright? we can’t stay here. “

“ hey, look at me. i’m slowing you down, we both know it. it’s okay. i’ll hide and wait for back-up; you get yourself out of here. “

“ you’re gonna need to climb up on my back, you’re slowing us down with that injury. “

“ will you quit talking like that?! i’m not leaving you behind! “

“ what the hell are you doing here?! i told you to get out of here! “

“ you’re shivering… hey. hey, listen to me, okay? everything’s gonna be alright, i promise. here… take my jacket. don’t worry, i’m warm-blooded. “

“ i’ll get blood on your shirt… “

“ hey, don’t you dare close your eyes, you hear me? you die in my arms, and i’m gonna stick the dry-cleaning bill for this shirt in your coffin, that’s a promise! “

“ i know we almost died just now, but… am i the only one who’s hungry? “

“ we need to get you to a hospital… “

“ hey, come on now… you’re okay. you’re good, right? “

“ i must be hurt pretty bad if you’re being this nice to me. “

“ quit playing the martyr. we’re not leaving you behind. “

“ you know, i hate to be the negative voice, but… did… did we just lose? “

“ look at me… i’m not gonna make it. it’s okay, i’m fine with that. but… you can’t stay here. you’ve got a good long life ahead of you. and you’re smart, too; too smart to wait around here and waste that long life. so you get out of here, and you go live that life. live it for both of us. will you promise me you’ll do that? “

“ back-up isn’t coming. is it? we’re on our own, right? “

“ can’t sleep, huh? it’s okay. it’s probably all that adrenaline and shock; i can’t sleep, either. wanna keep each other company? “

“ i don’t give two shits about the back-up; i’m just happy you’re alive. “

ACTION PROMPTS.

as always, add a “+ REVERSE” to switch the roles!

[ CARRY ]:     having found the receiver in an injured/weak/unconscious state, the sender carries them in their arms to safety.

[ TILT ]:     the sender gently tilts the receiver’s chin up so that they can check to see if they’re okay.

[ PULL ]:     sender takes the fallen receiver’s hands and carefully pulls them up so that they’re standing once more.

[ WAIST ]:     sender, while physically supporting and steadying the receiver, loops an arm around their waist for extra support.

[ BACK ]:     sender crouches down slightly to let the wounded receiver climb on their back, giving them a piggy-back ride to safety afterwards.

[ HAIR ]:     while in the process of checking the receiver for injuries or other signs of harm, the sender gently brushes several strands of hair from their eyes.

[ TEND ]:     sender begins to care for the receiver’s injuries.

[ LEAN ]:     the wounded sender leans against the receiver for physical support.

[ SUPPORT ]:     the sender encourages the wounded receiver to lean against them for physical support.

[ PUSH ]:     the sender gently pushes the receiver back to lie down so they can check them properly for injuries.

[ COAT ]:     sender removes their jacket and drapes it around the shoulders of the trembling receiver.

[ BLANKET ]:     just as they’re all about to go to sleep, the sender covers the receiver with their own blanket.

[ AWAKE ]:     the sender, unable to sleep, gets up to go for a walk, and finds that the receiver is also unable to sleep.

[ TOGETHER ]:     when the receiver awakens, they discover that the sender has been sleeping next to them, arms wrapped around one another for warmth, comfort, protection ( or something more… )

[ BANDAGE ]:     the sender sits down across from the receiver and begins to bandage their wounds.

[ DRAG ]:     unable to leave them behind, the sender drags the wounded receiver out of danger and into a safe hiding place for both of them to wait until help arrives.

[ TOUCH ]:     the sender nudges or touches the receiver to check and see if they’re alright after the attack.

[ CLEAN ]:     the sender gently and carefully begins to bathe the blood/soot/ash/dirt from the receiver’s skin during a moment of calm.

[ PRIORITY ]:     when they arrive at a designated safe place, the sender refuses to be examined or cared for until the receiver is taken care of first.

[ PROMISE ]:     before leaving to get help/food/water/a rescue mission etc, the sender assures and promises the receiver that they’ll return safely, refusing to bring them along or to stay behind.

[ BROKEN ]:     after having promised the receiver that they’d return, it’s learned that the sender died during their mission. how does the receiver respond?

[ TRAPPED ]:     after having promised the receiver that they’d return from a mission, the receiver learns that the sender has been kidnapped or otherwise trapped, requiring a rescue mission to bring them home.

[ RESCUE ]:     the sender and receiver reunite after the sender embarked upon an infamously perilous rescue mission to save the receiver.

[ FOUND ]:     after a massive rescue mission to try and find the missing receiver, the sender is the first to find them just as the efforts are about to be abandoned.

[ HOPE ]:     just as the receiver is about to lose hope in ever finding the sender again, a message or clue of some kind is discovered that essentially guarantees that the sender is still alive, restoring the receiver’s hope once more.

[ CLING ]:     having finally been reunited, the sender pulls the receiver into a tight, overwhelmingly relieved embrace, clinging to them and burying their face in their shoulder. the whole deal. make it EMOTIONAL–

[ TEARS ]:     having finally found the receiver, or having finally been found by the receiver, the sender breaks down in tears of relief, fear, and many other emotions as they officially reunite.

[ SACRIFICE ]:     knowing that the circumstances only allow one of them to survive, the sender sacrifices their life in order to guarantee the receiver’s survival and safety.

#q #lets play around

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Yellow-bellied toad (Bombina variegata) By: Senckenberg Museum From: Living Amphibians of the World 1966

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sage mode jiraiya biting some thighs, making them bleed and marking his partner as his with something rather.. violent but sexy to the right person

#🌺 ooc #🫣🫣🫣 #explicit frogs