thewizardscurse

[thewizardscurse]

I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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my brothe r sent me this

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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

#since youve been gone kelly clarkson #yeah real. i can respect that

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casimir pulaski day is such a fucked song but then the end comes in with the trumpet line and i get a little joyous on the beat

#ozzy.txt

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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I love baseball

#bugs #shoutout baseball. awesome sport

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Everyone keeps acting like as a druid I'm just boring and not as interesting or violent as wizards or warlocks but they'll all see when I finally perfect my new spell, Himalayan Blackberries Growing Inside Of Your Blood

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they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr

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It's actually really ableist that I have several expensive interests and no money. I should be given 5k a month just autism related spending money

#me for real...... #me if vinyls were less expensive. and cds. and any music anything

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despite everything, it's still you

#hnk

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HEADSPLIT

#creature

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overwatch had the right idea when they made every sniper in the game weak to a gorilla that could leap to your position and beat you to death. i think this should be a more common game design choice for multiplayer games

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing