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thexrealxdeal-blog · 5 years
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Hewwo?
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Alright so huuuuuuuuuuge update here. Yes I know I meant to come back on the fourteenth but lets not kid ourselves, we also know how bad I am at hiatuses. 
Am I right? -weakly finger guns-
I have my reasons of course and all that but I gotta say... I’m not sure if I should come back. I mean yes, I’ve seen roleplayer’s having a grand old time and God knows I still want to make some interesting stories with my Dorito.
But in the long scheme of things... Why should I bother? I know this is depressing to hear but listen... I work almost full time at a rather labor intensive job. I’m lucky to even LOOK at my phone, let alone type on it. And when I’m off... I prefer gaming and talking on Discord with friends. Rather then RPing on other websites. Due to all the social interactions I already have to do at my job.
It doesn’t mean I don’t miss it. I can assure you, I miss it... A lot. Badly even, to the point I kind of almost cry. But I also can’t kid myself when I know I’m always jumping around and doing other things. 
I feel like if I had to properly come back it’s because I was doing part time. Like get three days off at LEAST. 
I know no one wanted to hear this from me. And honestly, I wish I had a miracle where I did work part time and still had the money I needed to survive but even on just 9.75 I’m struggling. Not as much as I was before, but still struggling. 
With how old this is getting. I think I’ll just stick with Discord for now. And as much as I love you guys. No I can’t give you my Discord. Last time I lent that out to people on Tumblr for the MOST part, it ended pretty badly on my end. With the exception of two people or so... 
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Anyways, see you guys in another few years. I know we’ll meet again, someday. 
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thexrealxdeal-blog · 5 years
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So for those of you, who are still patiently waiting. Thank you. Its been hard for all of us here on Tumblr, since the 17th and my weird block was no exception to this. Not fun coming back to see my banner and icon all gone.
Either way, my job has been busier then ever due to the holidays. As I work at a french restaurant for mostly rich people. So we’ve been slammed more and more the closer it gets to Christmas. And even after Christmas, it will still be slammed as I just sold 200 dollars worth of gift cards yesterday and far more before that. 
I won’t lie, I’m a bit weary to bother coming back after the whole NSFW fiasco. But damn it, I miss this RPing platform like a son of a bitch and want to continue the ideas I have for Bill. 
But I will say for now its gonna be a small hiatus. I want to see where Tumblr will go after the holidays. That and I have some things I need to get taken care of myself. I know, I know. It’s bull. I just came back too. I guess I should have waited til January to come back but I was so eager that I rushed in anyways.
So please be patient just a little longer guys. I know it’s hard but I assure you, it won’t be too much longer. As these weeks have been a blur for me. And I’m sure it’s been the same for others.
See ya guys around January 7th.
Sincerely, Sappheroo.
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nsfw headcanons!
❔ - How to tell your muse is horny?
🔷 - How often does your muse have sex?
🔲 - In general - How long does it take for them to have sex with someone they find appealing if that someone shows interest into them as well?
💬 - Would your muse rather spend the night at their own place or their partners instead?
🔵 - What activity to do with them to get them relaxed and in the mood?
✔️ - Which things do they enjoy especially when having sex?
⛔ - How would they signal their partner that they are not into something during sex?
💤 - In which position would they like to sleep in with their partner afterwards? And what position are they likely to end up in instead?
⚠️ - How to tell that your muse needs comfort after or during sex?
💭 - Which sexual desire are they too embarassed about to tell anytone? And in which situation would it be obvious enough to show?
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@dapperishly replied: D:
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Oh. Hey. I’m back. What’dya know.
And here I was ready to make a new RP blog.
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The Trick™
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posting twitter junk in betwen 
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A gasp (or was it a shrill?) tensed her body as widened eyes tore from him and fixated on the limbs curling around her arms and legs, their grip TOO TIGHT for her to be able to move in her panic, let alone kick her way out of it as she was pulled down, flinching with a helpless yelp upon being forced to kneel.
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“ Let me go… LET ME GO!! YOU’RE NOT REAL !! “ … or was he? Shifting, swaying and yelping like a dog caught in barbed wire did little to help the manic from settling in. No amount of moving seemed to do the trick, so she began to BITE the limbs at her arms, trying in VAIN to chew them off with little to no result.
Something snapped within her when he MOCKED her for being scared… Mabel ceased her chewing, and slowly turned her gaze back on him with a growing look of incredulity. That’s right! This was a dream! IT HAD TO BE! Grunkle Stan still suffered from memory loss nowadays because of Bill, and they made sure to store the memories containing Bill in a safe place! He HAD to be a figment of her imagination!
And that’s exactly why she stopped wiggling in his limbs.
“ You’re not real. ” Jaws set tight, she leaned in, leering. “ We got RID of you! ”
He thought her scared? Not anymore! There was NO WAY IN HELL he could convince her that he was back in Gravity Falls!
HYSTERICAL laughter was bellowing all around her. The very fabric of the mindscape starting to shudder from how loud it was. Her responses were just p r i c e l e s s.
“AWWW MAN, THIS IS RICH...” Yet before he could easily claim victory, she suddenly snapped. What? There was no way he won so easily... He was about to make a snarky comment about how even Sixer lasted longer then she did. But something wasn’t right.
                                          Until...
                                                                                “You’re not real.”
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             ... Oh.
Yeesh, talk about cutting the fun short! She was already throwing the punches at him. Saying he wasn’t real and all that. It caused the mindscape to finally grow a bit colder around the two. The dark hue above them, clouding itself in pink. Until finally, his colors began shifting back to its usual yellow form.
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“YA KNOW, I WAS KINDA HOPING TO ENJOY THAT JUST A LITTLE LONGER THERE SHOOTING STAR.” 
He wasn’t scared. not in the least. As his disembodied hands continued to keep her in place. Good thing too! If looks could kill, hoo boy! 
Fear
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thexrealxdeal-blog · 5 years
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Reblog if:
No matter how debonair, charming, or stoic they may seem - your Muse must have walked into a wall or door at least once in their life.
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tagged by: @rejecteden tagging: Anyone else tbh
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Send in a ❣ for a random kiss.
a shy kiss. 
a forehead kiss.
a cheek kiss.
a nuzzle kiss.
a neck kiss.
a hand kiss. 
a hug + kiss combo. 
a dying kiss. 
a bleeding / bloody kiss. 
an assertive kiss. 
a nonchalant / uninterested kiss. 
a kiss to your muse’s shoes. 
a blown kiss. 
a sad / crying kiss. 
a quick kiss. 
a happy kiss.
a teasing / sensual kiss. 
a platonic kiss. 
a clumsy kiss
a kiss of your choosing! ( requested by the sender! )
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Florence + The Machine // Seven Devils
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💚- A memory that makes them feel guilty
When it came down to his feelings, Bill hated to express them.
                                                                       Yet he held no smile, sneer nor growl. 
He held no resentment towards the question and more or less, just s t a r e d. Until finally, he gave the softest of sighs. His arms crossing against his chest, as he tried to float away. To avoid the question altogether.
                                                                      “Honestly kid? I got a few million of ‘em.” 
What was most annoying about it, however, was the memories didn’t hit him until too late. When they were either dead, or just gone. 
Yes, he was talking about his slaves. 
                        His worshippers. 
                                                    His followers. 
                                                                                  His partners. 
“… Look, I’m sure you know what I’m talking about. You’ve lived just as long as me. Right?” He finally turned his head towards the Queen. Debating about his next words, very carefully.
                                         “… Sometimes you don’t know a good thing, until it’s just gone.” 
               For once he hated being vague. 
                                                                                                 Why was this so hard?
Memories of several pines twins flashed behind that soulless eye. A loyal dog. A fierce and strong partner.
                                                                                                    Bill Cipher just felt, sorry.
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thexrealxdeal-blog · 5 years
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Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets
🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret
🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret
🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs
🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist
🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist
❤️- For a secret crush
📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like
👁‍🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike
🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about
🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about
💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others
🏹- For a talent they wish they had
👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone
☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps
🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)
📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)
📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)
🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse
❓- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!
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Peer into my muse's memories
❤️- A happy memory that makes them smile
💙- A sad memory that makes them cry
💛- A memory that makes them feel angry
💚- A memory that makes them feel guilty
💜- A memory about one of their loved ones, happy or sad
💔- A memory that leaves them feeling lonely
❣- A memory that leaves them laughing
💕- A memory about their significant other
💞- A memory about their children
💓- A memory about their friends
💗- A memory about a good deed they did
💖- A memory that made them feel special
💝- A memory that made them feel loved
💘- A memory that gets their heart pounding
💟- Wildcard!!!
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