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It’s to help raise money for a new laptop

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I love your blog but you keep changing the pfp and that's how I recognize people so whenever I see one of your posts I'm like "oh! a new adamsapple shipper!" and then it's just you again 😭

Yes it's just me lol

Sorry I get indecisive about my profile picture, but don't worry it's gonna stay Adam for a while I promise lol

#adamsapple #ask

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Here's some dialog from my cathedral au. Tell me if I need any improvements please.

Lucifer *panicked*: Charlie! Charlie! The building! It's a coop! It's full of all the sinners! Bones of sinners!

Charlie: D-dad, calm down. Here, come sit down and then tell me what it was you saw.

Lucifer and Charlie sit down on the couch as she signals Vaggie to go get a glass of water.

Charlie: Okay, so let's recap. You went to go investigate the cathedral that popped up in the wasteland part of the pride ring, right? You walk in and there are... *signals for him to continue*

Lucifer:Bones, skeletons and bodies. Those are extermination numbers I estimated Charlie. There's feathers everywhere. That's a coop Charlie, and exorcist coop. From where it came from I don't know but there's something very wrong.

AHHHHH LOVE IT

Pan to Adam at the top of the cathedral, wings spread out and looking like a king himself.

#adamsapple #hazbin hotel adam #lucifer x adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #ask

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My babygirl 😍

No thoughts. Just me willfully letting Adam rot my brain.

#hazbin hotel adam #adamsapple

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Adam building a pillow fort with his kids and telling Lucifer to fk off cause he doesn't know the password.

Lucifer: Come on let me in!

Adam: Password?

Lucifer: Adam jus-

Adam: Nope! That's not it

Lucifer: Adam!

Adam: Fuck off no trespassing!

Lucifer: Tell me the password!

Adam: That defeats the point of having one to begin with!

The kids are just giggling at their antics.

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Adam: hey lucifer

Lucifer: what is i-

Sees adam waring his old rope

Adam du you think I look God

Lucifer graps him: TO THE BED WHIT YOU MY LOVE

adam: I look God den

Very good 😏

The bed hitting the wall can bed heard all the way down in the fucking lobby LOL

#adamsapple #hazbin hotel adam #lucifer x adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #ask

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A little dialogue from my Highschool AU fic

They are at Lucifer’s place for a reason.

Lucifer: I’m going to play some music. Hope you don’t mind.

Adam: Whatever.

*Lucifer opens a guy’s guitar cover for Stick it To The Man*

Adam: Wait… You know this guy?

Lucifer: Yeah, he’s awesome in playing guitar. YOU know about him?

Adam: Meh. Emily opened it once.

In reality it’s Adam who doesn’t show his face.

OOOOOOU

Is Adam the guitar guy? Secretly singing? Or did I understand that wrong lol

I can't wait to read more!! 😍😍

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Adam: So what’s for dinner?.

Lucifer: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Adam: …

Adam: Is it soup?

Lucifer: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Adam: Please, enough with the soup puns!.

Lucifer: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Adam: STOP!

*one hour later*

Adam: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

Lucifer: SURPRISE!

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Lucifer: Adam and I made a promise to never go to bed angry with each other-

Adam: we have been awake for a week!

Lucifer:IF YOU WOULD JUST ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG!!!

Adam: MAYBE I WOULD IF I ACTUALLY WAS BITCH!!!

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Adam: I went to “wanting to fuck Lucifer island” and there were no bitches!

Lucifer: why were you on "wanting to fuck Lucifer island?"

Adam:....

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Charlie🤝Lucifer

Getting their faces crushed in between fallen Angel thunder thighs

Lucifer: To die by thigh is a kings death.

Charlie: Perfect death

Lucifer: You are my child

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Adamsapple kids are Apple and Lily

At the dinner table Apple pushes their plate away from them

Adam: apple is everything all right sweetie

Apple: some kids at school call me fat and said I will look better if I stop eating so much

Lily: mom can I turn them into rubber ducks

Adam: Sweetie you can turn them into anything you want. Apple there is nothing wrong with you or your weight you are my perfect baby. Both of you are. And if anyone at school says that to you again tell them I will fucking eat them!!

Apple: I love you papa

Adam: And I love you my sweet

Lucifer: I’ll show you how to turn people into rubber ducks Lily

Lily: YAY!

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My little adamsapple kid oc. She doesn't have a name yet but I think she's cute. Thoughts?

Awww they are so cute !!

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im not creative enough to come up with dialogues. so wrie them yourself if you care enough.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Adam/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Characters: Adam (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Emily (Hazbin Hotel), Charlie Magne | Morningstar Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Mutual Pining, Falling In Love, Love Triangles, Eventual Smut, Angst, Domestic Fluff, Gay Sex Summary:

Adam’s life is a mess, as a single dad he is stretched way too thin.

Everything changes when he literally bumps into someone who will change his and his daughters lives forever.

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One of my headcanons is that these two could chat about gossip for hours… ต(=ω=)ต

Oh btw, anyone here excited too for the new Helluva trailer released some days ago...? ʕಠᴥಠʔ💕✨