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How I feel waiting on doing the big release for my next book

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Need help? 👀

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I had a brilliant thought last night

Alucard could eat pussy from the back

#alucard #alucard x reader

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Smiley boy 🥰

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I would be at every fucking concert

I just listen to music miku and want to draw. He's very cute! 🖤🖤🖤

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Adding to this:

Bad guys: “Next we will target the vampire king’s monstrous offspring.”

Alucard emerging from the shadows: “Have you even seen my kids?!”

I had a cute thought today of Alucard being so proud of his kids and how amazing they are at vampire hunting

He’d get them the best weapons and train them on their use

I could also see him being one of those dads who swears his kids are the most beautiful people on the planet

Mostly because they look like you

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I had a cute thought today of Alucard being so proud of his kids and how amazing they are at vampire hunting

He’d get them the best weapons and train them on their use

I could also see him being one of those dads who swears his kids are the most beautiful people on the planet

Mostly because they look like you

#alucard #alucard x reader #alucard Hellsing #hellsing alucard

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I couldn’t help myself, I kept thinking about this one

Content warnings: Dubcon, dirty talk, war

It was a grueling war, one you tried so hard to avoid, but no amount of diplomacy could have prevented it. Knowing your men were fighting hard on the battlefield was torture, but you had to stay behind and handle the political side of things.

Your general was a cocky bastard, granted he had the skills to back it up. Stories of his conquests frequently made it back to you, and you were so grateful that he was on your side.

One of your attendants stopped you as you were headed back to your room.

“Your majesty, the general would like to have a word with you,” He said.

You groaned, not wanting to deal with him today.

“Where is he?”

The attendant went silent and awkwardly fidgeted with his hands.

“He made his way into your room. He said he would speak with you there.”

You groaned even louder. Your general was a haughty bastard, and this was probably just another dramatic event to flaunt his power.

“Alright, I will go speak with him. Thank you for your hard work,” You thanked the attendant before heading to your room.

Just as you expected, you found Alucard lounging in your side chair as he mindlessly thumbed through some documents on your desk. He didn’t even look up when you entered the room.

“General, what an…. unexpected surprise,” You greeted.

“Yes, we have some important business to discuss,” He replied without even looking up.

“Oh? And what would that be?”

Alucard set the paper aside and stood up, approaching you in a predatory manner.

“The morale on the battlefield has been plummeting lately. The men are getting tired of fighting in such a long and grueling war,” He began.

“I understand, I am doing everything I can to placate things but in the meantime I can arrange for-“ You tried to respond, but he cut you off.

“See that’s a big part of the problem right there. Why should they fight for a king who won’t even get his hands dirty? And honestly,” He leaned in close. “I’m starting to agree with them.”

You froze. If Alucard were to leave your army, your kingdom would have no chance of winning the war. He was insulting you and your position, but you had no choice but to play nice for the sake of your people.

“What do you want?” You asked, eyes downcast.

“Oh? Suddenly you care about what I want?” He challenged you with a smirk.

“Whatever it takes to keep you on the battlefield,” You spoke lowly.

His grin grew.

“It’s about time you started to show some appreciation for the work I do, now, how about you thank me with one of your royal holes?”

You nearly choked on saliva at the sound of that.

“Excuse me?!”

Suddenly, he placed his hands on your shoulders and pushed down, causing you to collapse to your knees.

“If you want me to keep fighting for you, then suck my cock,” He commanded, undoing his pants and pulling out his thick member.

Your entire body shuddered in fear and arousal at the sight. You could hardly think straight.

“But… but..” You stammered.

“What? Is the king too good to suck off a peasant?” He interrupted.

“No, it’s just…. Shouldn’t you bathe first?”

He scoffed.

“I spend all day slaughtering men in your name and you can’t even suck one unwashed cock?”

Faced with that, you shut your mouth. For the sake of your kingdom and your people, you knew you had to do this. This man was the key to winning this war, and if he walked away, you were screwed, so you closed your eyes and opened your mouth.

He wasted no time slipping the tip of his cock into your open mouth. Instantly, the flavor hit your tastebuds and overwhelmed you. It wasn’t unpleasant, but you were certainly not used to it.

In typical pushy douchebag fashion, he started to thrust into your mouth, not allowing you any time to even try to pleasure him.

“Your mouth is so tight, your majesty. Tell me, is this your first time sucking cock?” He teased from above you.

Of course, you couldn’t answer him with all the meat in your mouth, so he continued to tease you.

“No it can’t be. I bet you use this mouth of yours to your advantage. I’m sure it helps a lot with your ‘diplomacy’.”

You tried to tune him out, but he refused to let you. He continued to insinuate dirty things as he fucked your throat. When he got close, you tried to pull back, but he grabbed the back of your head and pushed you back onto him.

“Oh no you don’t. You’re going to swallow my load as thanks for the countless hours I’ve spent on the battlefield for you.”

He groaned as he came, filling your throat with his warm seed. The amount overwhelmed you, but you focused and managed to get it all down. When he was done, he pulled out slowly, loving how sloppy your face looked.

He didn’t even wipe himself off before straightening his pants back up. While you sat there gasping for air, he watched with a sinister grin.

“Excellent work, my king. I will tell our troops that they serve a generous ruler who will happily reward their efforts, and those that try to abandon the fight, will be dealt with,” He promised.

You nodded, still winded.

He stepped past you and walked to the door.

“If I win this war your majesty, then I’ll be demanding your ass as payment.”

With that, he shut the door and left. Now that you were alone, you worked to catch your breath and stand. For some reason, you found yourself savoring the lingering taste of him on your tongue, and the thought of him taking you from behind after a successful battle made your legs tremble.

Perhaps, you wouldn’t mind having to repay him for his services.

Vladcard x Male!Reader au where you’re a king and Vladdy is your general/greatest warrior

One day he demands you show appreciation for all his hard work. Preferably with one of your royal holes

#Alucard x reader #alucard Hellsing #Alucard #vladcard x reader #vladcard #male reader

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Y’all, help me convince my friend to start a webcomic or something because she’s always talking about how she’s not that good at art then sends me stuff like this:

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"On call 365 days a year, my dear.."~Alucard

@amikartest @artsy-jandi

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The vibe is glorious

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I can’t decide!

I got my book back from the editor and now I’m just waiting on getting the cover back but I’m debating doing a soft release and putting out the digital version with a temporary cover

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I got my book back from the editor and now I’m just waiting on getting the cover back but I’m debating doing a soft release and putting out the digital version with a temporary cover

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Imagine a threesome between Sebastian, you, and Alucard

Alucard fucks you from behind while you suck Sebastian’s dick. Suddenly, Alucard starts being too rough, so you can’t focus on Sebastian. His member pops out of your mouth and you have to curl in on yourself to brace yourself

Then Sebastian leans down and starts whispering in your ear

“Is he being too rough darling? You’ll have to speak up.”

Then after you need he starts rubbing your shoulders and chastising Alucard

“You’re being too rough with our darling. Slow down you brute.”

#alucard #alucard x reader #mdni #alucard x reader x sebastian #sebastian michaelis x reader #sebastian michaelis

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@agomeangelcat

I am obsessed with this, I need Alucard to grab me by the neck so I can transform

Imagine him licking blood off of you on the battlefield as a form of foreplay 🤤

When someone attacks with the goal of breaking you, he sets you aside and goes ballistic on that person for daring to try to hurt his beloved

Have Yall seen that trend on TikTok where people post two people and they ask who’s the weapon and who’s the meister like in soul eater?

Anyway, Alucard x Reader, who’s the weapon and who’s the meister?

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I just saw a tiktok thing where people lay on the floor and scare their partner just to ask for silly stuff like "can we go to the store?"

Made me think of Alucard doing that, but putting his actual head on the floor and, idk, letting his body sneak up on his love or something.

It made me giggle so I figured my fave fellow Alu-holic would appreciate it lol

That is so perfect

And now I’m laughing at the thought of the reader panicking and punting his head across the room

He’s so proud of you because damn those reflexes and that kick was powerful

You apologize a million times and he asks for kisses as repayment

#alucard #alucard x reader

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They’re all good. I’d take ‘em for a test drive

Who's your fav?