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thirtyfiveportlandrow · 10 months
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Hi!
I’ve been taking a loooooong break! school has been so stressful and i’ve been needing some time to breathe as I head into my next semester. I will start posting more in the next few days :)
edit- that was a bold faced lie :I
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Hi all!
I haven't posted in an absolute age! As the Lockwood and Co. renaissance is coming to a sort of halt, I was wondering what you all would like to see from me :) I realize I don't have a gigantic following, but I would still like to continue to give a laugh to whoever needs it <3 There's a little poll attached or you can message me directly :) Thank you!
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YOUR BLOG IS AMAZING THANK YOU
STOP I LOVE YOU
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Lucy: What's the height of stupidity?
Lockwood, looking at Kipps: About 5'10, 5'11 maybe.
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George:
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Lockwood and Co. sitting in a DEPRAC cell together
Lockwood: So, who should we call?
Lucy: I'd call Flo, but I feel safer in jail.
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Lockwood: it's ok to ask for help!
George: you're not a burden!
Lucy: murder is ok.
Holly: your feelings matter!
Holly: wh-
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Kipps: You fuckers don’t know about my rapier stick. It’s a rapier taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
George, not looking up: Spear.
Kipps: BLOCKED
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Lockwood: How are you today?
Lucy: Please don't make me think about my life.
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Lucy teaching George how to drive: okay, now, you're driving and Kipps and Bobby Vernon walk into the road. What do you hit?
George: Kipps, obviously, why would I want to hit Bobby? He's, like, twelve.
Lucy: the brakes, George. You hit the brakes
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Every friend group should have
a bimbo
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a mean bisexual
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an even meaner lesbian
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she/theys
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he/theys
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a token straight that's on thin ice
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an astrology bitch who has everyone's birth chart memorized
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and a short king
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Anybody at all: I don't know. I don't want to talk about it.
Lockwood, who's going to pry anyway because he loves drama:
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George, calling Lucy from the archives: Due to enormous personal flaws that I refuse to work on, I will be arriving extremely late and with tea.
George: Please respect that.
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Lockwood: I know I look like Anthony Lockwood but I'm not. I'm actually a fully qualified doctor so...
Lucy: Good, because he was a massive prick to me just now.
Lockwood:
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im new to the lockwood fandom and i really want to find some good fics but ao3 confuses me 😭 do you have any recs??
Hi!! I have a couple suggestions! They're all Locklyle so I hope you're ok with that but if not I'd be happy to pull some more for you! Ok first off is a short one called Don't Tell Me You're Too Blind To See by Achilles_Angst. I thought it was sweet and very well written, and I swear I did not rick roll you on purpose. Second is a longer fic called Haute Couture by bubblesodatea it is a fashion au and its super cute. Lastly there's one I've yet to finish called Oooh, Mr. Lockwood!, again by Achilles_Angst. I hope these kinds of fics were what you were looking for! Enjoy!
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Lockwood, after being pranked: So how did you convince both Lucy and George to betray me? What did you offer them?
Flo: I asked they wanted to embarrass you and they instantly said yes.
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"So you've heard of us!"
"No."
Lockwood:
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