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Some of ya'll severely underestimate just how much Minthara loves Karlach. Out of all the companions, Karlach is the only one that Minthara has no negative opinions about. She doesn't have a mean or cruel thing to say about or to Karlach. Now, she's pretty kind to Shadow and Lae'zel, but she can still be an asshole to them from time to time. Most of Minthara's comments about Karlach is praise and approval.

If you do the Karlach origin and you have romanced her, she will urge Karlach to return to Avernus. If Karlach chooses not to, Minthara will cry. This is the only scene in the game where Minthara cries and shows that level of emotional vulnerability. Lol, she didn't even cry when she was being tortured in Moonrise and thought she was gonna die! She tries to persuade Karlach by basically saying, "I'm going to personally throw hands with Zariel regardless on whether or not you're with me, so you may as well come with me." That vengence paladin in her is really shining through. And Minthara is a paladin of her word. Even if Karlach does choose not to return and dies, and enraged and heartbroken Minthara will walk right into Hell and invent a new flame so hot not even Zariel can resist the heat.

If you do the Karlach origin in which you go to Avernus but do not romance Minthara, she will be excited to see Karlach at the reunion party alive and happy. She also says that once she reclaims her house, she has every intention of joining Karlach in Avernus and she does this completely unprompted! Karlach does not even ask and Minthara is just offering her an army once she has one, and she will provide it free of charge. Karlach can ask Minthara why she's doing all of this. Minthara kind of not so subtly admits that she's in love with Karlach, but, of course, won't use the words "love" and she dances around it.

Romanced or not, Minthara is willing to go head first into Avernus on Karlachs behalf to demolish Zariel. Do you have any idea how huge that is? Minthara has been nothing but power hungry the entire game and is constantly clawing to get more. But in this moment, she is putting all desire for power on furlough just for Karlach. She is going to wage a war against Zarial and all of Avernus for the life of just one person, a person who might still die in the end. If Karlach does not romance Minthara, she is still putting her own ambition and desire for power on hold to help Karlach in which she'd gain no benefit other than Karlach being alive.

You cannot convince me that Minthara isn't canonically in love with Karlach.

PS: even the VA for Minthara, Emma Gregory, ships these two. In almost every interview Emma Gregory has done, she specifically mentions the romance with Karlach and its impact for Minthara's overall character arc.

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there are other ways to ask about your partner's aftershave

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Interior - Brita Granstrom

Swedish, b. 1969 -

Watercolour  ,  55 x 55 cm.

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Doctor Titus’ orders!

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#if the two choices are 1. Sit there and do something like read a book/write/do an art #or 2. Engage in sexual intercourse against the window #WOULD #either way

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let me doodle your faces 😁 latest reward theme for my patrons 🫶 be a member before the month ends and receive this reward 🫶 patreon.com/titsay

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#Can someone PLEASE put Johnny Silverhand in this shirt #ASAP #he should be flipping off the camera but winking and smirking #Johnny Silverhand #Cyberpunk 2077

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This can be any iteration of Geralt, but I'm picturing TW3

#LMAO how is this even a question? #Geralt would absolutely either befriend him or break him like a window #Astarion would fall in love with Geralt or get his ass handed to him

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#mowing the lawn #I actually love to mow the lawn #it's meditative #I also love vacuuming but detest mopping

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Astarion’s simple plan

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He was just a kid who loved magic so much…

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garrus' i'll just stand over here while you two argue' vakarian

#lolololol #<3

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#hmmmmm

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

#grape burrito #is a very toddler snack

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